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since: 06-24-08, id: 618421, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for Romance, Fantasy, General, Mythology, Young Adult, Humor, Friendship, and Fantasy.

Name: Yes, in fact. Thank you for asking!

"Why do you have to be nonconformist like everybody else?"
- James Thurber

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
- Jack Handey

Location: Mars.

It's lonely out here.

"Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose; if you belittle yourself, you are believed; if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved."
- Michel de Montaigne

I have a terrible, awful, no good and reasonably questionable sense of humor. So, I apologize for that in advance.

"If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise."
- Robert Fritz

See: I'm kind of a biology nut.

"I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry."- Maxine Waters

What does it say about me that my first reaction to seeing a dead fish washed up on a beach is "Ooh, let's dissect it"?

"I always wrote with the idea that what I put out there is going to stay there. Once I publish something, it has been published. I've never deleted more than one or two posts from my site. I don't think that there are takebacks. I don't feel right about it."
- Alison Headley

So in peace our task we ply,
Pangur Ban, my cat, and I;
In our arts we find our bliss,
I have mine and he has his.

(I've actually gotten to the point where I refuse to delete the following sentences, because they've been on here since day one.)

LAST THING. I PROMISE. MAYBE. Nitlon is a play on NTLON, or Notice The Lack Of Numbers, (I know you care. You act like you don't. I see through you.) as I've always tried my best to not have any numbers in online name thingies. I just decided to try it out, so...

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SCROLL DOWN FURTHER.

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1. The Circus » reviews
Percival sniveled. “Whycome you show up in that guy’s dreams and stuff? …Why d’you exist?” This question caught the ringleader's attention. “Well,” he said, looking back to Percival, “Why do you?”
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,067 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 12-9-08
2. One of Those Hapless Darklings With Half a Heart » reviews
It's funny how never being loved can drive a person to do such silly things.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,774 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 6-26-08
3. Waldo Cod reviews
Summary is better than poem.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 2-28-09
4. Indifference reviews
Seriously, how do you describe a poem that's got maybe 50 words? Cheh.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 1-9-09
5. Dear Mr Cohen reviews
And I know everyone said you were mean, but I get now that you were just helping us learn!"
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 12-3-08
6. Someone Always Gets Forgotten reviews
Somewhat vaguely based on Elliot Harmon's poem 'S.'
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 11-16-08
7. Seam reviews
A good time ago there was a little girl, and her mother died. And she was such a sad and lonely little girl.
Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 11-6-08
8. Fly reviews
...drabble about flying. And blankets.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-13-08
9. The Problem With Death reviews
For anyone who has ever wanted to correctly use the term 'I don't give a flying rat's behind'.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-30-08
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