Hello fellow human beans!

I like reading and writing, hence why I have this profile, Monty python, singing, New Zealand, Telling people about drop bears and other Aussie myths.

I love God in all his mercy and love.

I dislike bad grammar and spelling with a passion. Why is it that some people cannot tell the difference between waist and waste? Or morning and mourning? It honestly annoys me so much to see the line, "He grabbed her waste", I just want to beat it into them! I also tend to dislike how people spend 3 paragraphs on how the female character is dressed, and another two pages describing how her and the guy kiss. I try to avoid this, and so my writing tends to be very under-descriptive. I'm working on that though.

I also dislike people touching or taking my things without asking, being ignored, modern history(with the exception of wars) and corn ice cream.

I will admit that I do not have perfect grammar or spelling, but I will resubmit a chapter several times, until I can't spot anymore errors. If anyone could point out any during my stories, that would be appreciated.

Though I doubt anyone cares(if going by the number of people reading my stories) I don't update very often, as I procrastinate.

If you like/hate anything enough to review, please, for the sake of my sanity, use proper grammar and spelling. I don't speak text or idiot very well. I understand if it's done in a rush and there are a few typos or you're dyslexic, but don't do it on purpose because you're too lazy to use the keyboard properly. Thank you.

Most of my stories are humor. That, or they're musings about stuff. I don't do angst. Or tragedy (haha, goat song). I'm not to good with the romance either, but I'm getting there I suppose... >3>

Have fun reading!

A Quote For Your Enjoyment:

I'm not a bloody pessimist! 'Oh the glass is half empty!' Big deal, just drink the rest down and fill the bitch up!
--The immortal words of my older brother Jesse