Hi, Captain Suzumiya here!

First Name: Why do you want to know?

Last Name: Why do you want to know?

Age: Between 11 and 17

Gender: Female

FF.n: Colonel Bastard

YouTube: TotalIdiocy

Myspace: None.

AIM: None.

E-mail: A/BNT (Applicable/But Not Telling)

Country: United States of America

Favorite TV Show: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist.

Favorite Manga: Girl Got Game (Power!!).

Favorite Video Game: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (who cares about that Apollo guy?!).

Favorite Band: N/A.

Favorite Movie: Five Centimeters Per Second.

Things That Kill Me Slowly Inside

1. Fictionpress or FF.n stories that will never be finished. (And the author knows this but keeps it posted anyway as a trap for people to read then get hooked on!)

2. Fictionpress or FF.n stories that will never be finished and were actually really good.

3. Fictionpress or FF.n stories that will never be finished were actually really good and got cut off right at the climax!

4. (Fanfiction) Pairing two straight characters of the same gender.

5. (Fanfiction) Pairing two gay characters of different genders.

6. (Fanfiction) Pairing a gay character with a straight character and making the feelings mutual.

7. People who can't accept criticism.

8. People who use dyslexia as an excuse for bad spelling. That's why we have something called betas, editors, and spellcheckers.

9. Writer's block (mine or another person's).

10. Stories that take a ridiculously long time to get updated/people who take a ridiculously long time to update.

Now that that info dump is over, hello! My name is Captain Suzumiya (not really), and I'm pretty new to this site, but not new to this system, as I've been using FF.n for sometime now. Err, I'm running out of things to say. Well, my sister is Magdalin Fox. I think. So go look her up. And read her story, I heard it's awesome. If you want a decent profile, go to my fanfiction (dot) net one. Yeah. See you.

Captain Suzumiya signing out.