OBVIOUSLY, I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING IN AGES. note the dates on my stories. that may change eventually. when that delightful and strange day comes, i might actually make a profile. or i'll cop out and quote paradise lost. who knows?

i used to be lime.green.and.tangerine...though i think everyone i knew left. well, hello different people! hopefully we'll get on smashingly.

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1. My Dear Festering Blob of Carnivorous Manflesh

Two girls. Two guys. Stupidity and zombies galore.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-18-07

2. And Then it Got All Metaphorical on Us reviews

Even God sent the one who loved Him most to the Pit. What we want is rarely if ever what we need. So on, so forth.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-18-07

3. Marilyn Loves Flash? reviews

Why I should never, *ever* be allowed alone with small children. PG for rampant idiocy.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-1-03 - Published: 2-1-03

4. Rappa Tat Tat reviews

"It's amazing what one can do when severly stressed". A girl tries to figure out who's rapping at her brain...

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-21-02 - Published: 10-21-02

5. Lullaby reviews

(sigh) "Be still be calm be quiet now, my precious boy. Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more..."

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-02 - Published: 10-11-02

6. Bob. Just, Bob. reviews

Little song/poem about a girl who tried ressurecting(sp?) a dead actor, and ended up with a teenaged zombie prat named Bob. From her perspective, of course! Short, and I'd hate to admit it, but it's cute. There is a tune, surely, but I dunno it yet. Just

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-15-02 - Published: 3-15-02