Answers to: The Amu, Amu, frantic waving, vigorous shoulder tapping.
Age: 21
I am a: Girl
I like: Having my back scratched and purple things.
One day I will: Get published.
Then: I will have lots of money.
I read books: Rarely.
And yet I: Want to be a writer.
How do this be: I'm that good.
Problem: I'm not very modest.
And: My ego is very large.

Elaboration:
I really like purple.

Stories:
For now I have just one.

Rec
Purely for your amusement and my sanity. Also very brilliant. Includes a free ice-cream*.

* ice-cream neither free nor included.