Albaquirky
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since: 07-07-08, id: 620309, Profile Updated: 06-15-13
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Romance.

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and Twitter (Follow for story updates and answers to reader questions): MindofJohnCena

"I'm not going to TNA...I'm not over 50!" --Chris Jericho, WWE

Cersei: "It has all fallen on me..." Tyrion: "As has Jaime repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon."

"I'm writin' a book set in Iraq...there's a chapter where Lt. Colt--he's our main guy..." --Tim (former Ranger sharpshooter) --"How about you have him go into a bar and pick a fight with some Rangers, and he sends a couple of 'em to the hospital!" --Colt --"This is NOT a fantasy!" --Tim, Justified

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, WOMAN?!" --Punk to Mae Young (after he interrupted her 90th birthday celebration), WWE RAW

"The whistle makes me their God." -Dean (as a substitute gym coach), Supernatural

“You should all be grateful I’m exposing your deficiency of desirability!” –Cody Rhodes, WWE

"Who is the anonymous RAW General Manager?" -Josh Matthews "I have no idea. That's why he's called anonymous, idiot!" --Michael Cole, WWE RAW

"It singes my perfect hair free nostrils." -Cody Rhodes (in reference to Britain's stereotypically bad teeth)

"DO NOT anger the Pee!" --Pee Wee Herman (to the Miz while hosting Monday Night RAW)


"Spread 'em. I'll be there in twenty." --Jay (telling Simon what to text a girl he just met), The Inbetweeners (BBC)

"He spilled my diet soda!" -CM Punk (in reference to John Cena after Cena AA'd Slater through the announcer's table), RAW

"An innocuous jamboree of adolescent nonsense." -Mr. Gilbert (on school dances), The Inbetweeners (BBC)

"How can I pay 10% of nothing, Jesus?! I can't do Algebra, Lord!" -Katt Williams

"The Bad Girls Club is back...just when you thought the world had run out of testy whores." -Joel McHale, The Soup

"I have the microphone. It's my turn to talk now." --Matt Stryker, WWE NXT

"I don't even know who you are! I had to Google your name to find out!" -The Miz, WWE RAW

"Stop unplugging the vac!" -Max "I'm trying to make a fu*ing pannini!" --United States of Tara


“Every word in your book was already published years ago! Have you read the dictionary?!” --Dick, 3rd Rock from the Sun

“The first two lines give you hope and a false sense of security, then the last two lines rip out your heart and slap you in the face with harsh reality!” --Dick on Hallmark cards, 3rd Rock

“We’re gonna die full of pee!” --Drake, Drake & Josh

“What in God’s name is pulping!” --Niles, Frasier

“Pulp can move, baby!” --George, Seinfield

“People get tired of looking at carnage!” --VH1’s KBALL RADIO

“That’s like a 5MPH getaway.” --Jerry on tractors, Seinfield

PROFESSION: COCKROACH WRANGLER (Heroes Season 1 commentary)

“Did you tell them your total salary last year was $12.00?!” --Doug --“That was after taxes!” --Arthur, King of Queens



1. A New Kid on the Jock » reviews
Over 4,000 Story Hits! - A bisexual artist attending high school in the early 90's finds himself in a precarious situation when he takes the virginity of one of the school's most beautiful girls while finding himself passionately drawn to the school's athletic and also bisexual quarterback.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,785 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-28-13 - Published: 1-12-13
2. Effortless Angels: Punk'd SKoW Nominee » reviews
SKoW Award Nominee Round 8 for Punk'd Plot Category, 2009: A young woman fresh out of nursing school becomes an employee of a local mental institution during the 1960's. Once there, she becomes attached to a patient who believes he is an angel sent to stop demons from initiating the Cold War to end the world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,395 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 3-3-13 - Published: 5-9-12 - Complete
3. Echoes of Angels: Lucifer's Blue » reviews
Over 6,000 Story Hits! - A timid teenager on the verge of discovering her sexuality is conflicted when the boy next door begins showing an interest at the same time as she begins feeling more strongly about the fallen angel that has followed her and kept her safe for most of her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,306 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-3-13 - Published: 2-25-12 - Complete
4. Draculae Academy for Male Vampires » reviews
Favorited Over 40 Times! - Teacher/Student: A human woman becomes the first professor of a prep-school for teenage male vampires, where she finds herself at odds with both her students and fellow humans when bias, judgment and supernatural obsession leads her in many different directions.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,161 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-3-13 - Published: 3-6-12 - Complete
5. Carnies: Sense of Wonder: Series 1 » reviews
Favorited Over 30 Times! - A teenage girl who becomes pregnant out of wedlock is sent by her severely religious parents to live with her uncle in his Tennessee mansion, where he houses numerous members of his traveling carnival. The longer the girl learns about the unique & sometimes dangerous members, the more free she feels from her rigidly normal home life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,537 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-3-13 - Published: 3-14-12 - Complete
6. Last November Sky » reviews
Over 12,000 Story Hits & C2 Listed! - In a foster home designed for teenagers with supernatural abilities, a young man with anti-social disorder who can read minds attempts to keep the love of his life safe from an agency that plans to harness superhuman teenagers as models for destructive future armies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,313 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-3-13 - Published: 6-5-12 - Complete
7. Vampire Is Art » reviews
Over 6,000 Story Hits! - Ember Roses: Rated M for graphic violence & adult content: Two college girls rent out the rooms of their home to a group of young men to make extra money. One of them has a ten-year-old boy with him, but both girls soon discover the boy is actually the oldest vampire in existence, and the young men are neither human nor innocent.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,401 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 9-30-12 - Complete
8. Ghost in the Hall: Revised Edition » reviews
Over 15,000 Story Hits! - An Irish servant girl in the 1800's falls in love with a noble-blooded vampire who desires to keep her innocence intact, but when she becomes pregnant with his future offspring, other supernaturals start showing a dangerous interest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,961 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 1-10-13 - Published: 2-25-12 - Complete
9. Mi Octubre » reviews
Favorited Over 30 Times! - After the mysterious death of her uncle, a teenage girl and her father return to his hometown to investigate, but the town is inhabited by a local tribe of wolf-shifters, and several of them are looking at the girl as a potential mate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,765 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 1-10-13 - Published: 6-27-12 - Complete
10. Benjamin Wonderland » reviews
Over 30,000 Story Hits! - Favorited Over 80 Times! - A teenage girl has been transferred to a foster home where the other foster kids have supernatural abilities that can be amplified to entice both extreme pain...and extreme pleasure.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,785 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 6-4-12 - Complete
11. Archer's Glow » reviews
Favorited Over 40 Times! - A shape-shifting inmate serving several life terms for murder on a distant prison planet is given a young woman to maim & kill as a cruel joke from the prison guards. What the guards don't understand is that the woman is exactly what the inmate needs to escape.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,251 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 3-6-12 - Complete
12. Moonrise: Series 1 » reviews
Over 13,000 Story Hits! - A former police officer-turned researcher decides to go with her abusive husband on the trip of a lifetime: to meet and investigate the culture and mating rituals of an all-male alien race that has crash landed on earth. The race is equally curious, as they have never seen a female, before.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,645 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 2-25-12 - Complete