Author has written 2 stories for Life, and Young Adult.
I'm a person.
I live on the world, unfortunately.
I am constantly in fear of being chased by blonde-haired guys in pantaloons chasing me around with a meat cleaver. Oh wait, that was only one of my dreams...maybe I'll post some of them on here. IF you're lucky. Wouldn't want anyone stealing the over-caffienated brainchildren of...my brain...wait I screwed that up. Oh no I'm rambling. This is what they put me in debate for, so that I could talk on and on and on and pretend to sound smart. Do you know how hard it is do talk in front of a room full of judges about hiding things in shampoo bottles and the conditions of airports and a radioactive american flag-oh wait I'm rambling again. Moving right along.
I would love to publish something before I become-gasp-an adult and am forced by the rules of reality and economy and what not to grow up. Poo I say.
That is all.
Oh, and I do intend on putting up some actual work. Sometime. Sometime in the near future. Cough.
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