Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, and Romance.
I'm just your average girl next door with alot of spunk :D
I swim on a club team and I'm the captain of my High School swim team. I'm also on the debate team. But I like doing most things anyways.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Therapist = The Rapist... scary thought
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
There's a ME in AWSOME
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Who I'd like to meet -->>
This is my section where I honor an intelligent, inspiring, and insane woman known as Ann Coulter:
Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.
I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
I'm not going to be lectured to.
I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.
The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
Basic information -->>
hair= brown, strait,and usually short
eyes= big and brown and beautiful
realtionship status= single and lovin' it!!
personality= intelligent, weird, and a helpless romantic
Please Read and review my story Summer Blues. My freinds love it and I've worked really hard on it. I'd love to have some good freindly critiques so I can improve it. (plus I'd like a little priase to keep me motivated :D but who doesn't want that?)
Here's links to who I think looks like the characters that have been introduced so far--
Zoey Minsky -- (Amber Tablyn)
Brianna "Bri" McMullen -- (Keira Knightly)
Mrs. Minsky -- (Susan Sarandon)
Jasper Cooling -- (Shia LaBeouf)
Razzy -- (imagine this guy with lots more peircings)
Emma -- (Sarah Roemer)
Mark -- (Jake Goldsbie)
Chris -- ( Jason Dolley with curly hair)
Hannah and Leah-- (Young Hayden Panettiere)
Settings so far --
Zoey's House --
Zoey's bedroom --
Super Burger --
The Kitchen --
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