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I absolutely adore from the innermost atriums and ventricles of my heart:

-fluff and romance stories which are absolutely cliche and end 'happily ever after'. I'm always scouting for such stories on here. If you have such a story and want me to review, just ask. :) (Go to my community to read fantastic, fluffy COMPLETED stories are there with great grammar)

-people like me aka insane people

-books

-witty quotes

-writing

-English

-green

-reviews (hint, hint)

-Biology (well, sometimes)

(Following quotes are just an unexpected result of my insanity. No need to read them. Just pretend you have. Should be enough.)

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on its bottom. ~Taki

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in America. ~Charles Schulz

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~Willaim Castle

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~Franklin P. Jones

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. ~Author Unknown

A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. ~Raymond Hitchcock

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

If pro is opposite of con, then the opposite of progress should be Congress.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?