Hello, dear friend (or curious fictionpress user) who decided to lose his/her time reading my bio. Not that I intend on writing a full description of myself, including my sudden mood swings and my absolute fascination and love for manga these days. Neither do I intend to point out how much I like sarcasm even though I'm probably the last person anyone would expect to be sarcastic... But concerning me, my name is Alex and I'm a proud Bulgarian. Yes, that's right, I do live in Bulgaria and I am quite happy about it. But I don't think I want to stay my whole life here. Don't get me wrong, I do love my country and if I go abroad, I will come back one day... But the thing is, you see, the people who should be managing the country are probably cleaning toilets or driving a taxi. But Bulgaria's problems aren't the subject of this monologue. It's me. So let's sum up, my name's Alex and I'm from Bulgaria. I like eating fresh mushrooms but I hate them when they're cooked or fried, or whatever. I like hanging out with friends and talking about random stuff. I like listening to people which leads to the thought I like meeting new people. I also like listening to rock and metal, and I love fantasy literature, films and etc. I'm an obvious yaoi fan-girl and most of my works are slash. I also quite like Finland and History but I totally absolutely utterly despise Biology. My best friend would probably say I'm a bit egoistical and I would probably agree with her to some extent but let's face it, most of the human population these days is egoistical... I absolutely don't like arrogant people though... Also, I'm not dangerous because sadly I can't eat people but if someone decides he/she can be nasty, I could probably stray a little from my determination not to eat meat... But that's enough talking! Please, feel free to PM me and say "Hi"... It would be really nice.

So, have a good day, or evening, night and etc. and I hope you have managed to stay alive and in a good mental condition after this short presentation of myself...

And I want to make a special place to RockRollGeekFreak for being so awesome!! She's a wonderful writer and a freaking great person! So check out her works even if you skip mine. You won't regret it! Loves, sweetie...

Also, I think Confetti Kitti should pay RockRollGeekFreak because it's all RRGF's fault that I read CK's works and loved them too...(though she doesn't know it because I haven't reviewed her stuff...XD yet! But I'll do it as soon as I'm over with this!)

Also, special thanks to Sorekai! Read her stuff guys!! It's definitely worth it!!

And of course, I would like to turn the attention to mysterieslady too!! She's a wonderful person and an awesome writer!! Do make sure to take a peek at her work, please!

Quotes:

"When childhood dies, it's corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of Hell." ~ Brian Aldiss

"Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied." ~ Otto von Bismarck

"Americans always try to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." ~ Winston Churchill (no offense on this one :)

"As I said before, I never repeat myself."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me."

"Пили - пели, плащали - плакали."

Long time, no see, folks! Sorry about that but it seems I'm in some sort of an enormous writer's block! It's like my creativeness is stuck in a black hole and there's no prospect of getting it out. At least with my English stuff, that is. But no worries, I'll be on as soon as school finishes which won't happen for the next nine months since I haven't even started school yet... I will be on September 15th though... Ok, enough rambling, let's get to the serious stuff. I'm planning on posting a few of my Bulgarian stuff for those anonymous Bulgarians out there who obviously have no desire in letting me know that they even exist... which is a pity! So I appeal to you all, if you are Bulgarian, please PM me a few lines so I don't get depressed that there aren't enough of us on this site! For all the non-Bulgarian lot, you can drop me a PM too, I'd love it!