So, I'm mean, bitchy, pessimstic, cynical, sarcastic, don't know when to shut up or when not to say something, procrastinate like hell, sleep too much, daydream too much, scatterbrained, stutter a bit, don't always say the first couple of words so it doesn't come out like I want it to, and don't like any soda.

At least, I'm honest, mature, patient, good with kids, straight to the point, can write well, smart(ish), can find good music, tolerant with other people, am okay with being alone/an only child/not having very many friends, and I have a a second degree black belt so I can kick your ass if you don't like me.

Quotes

"Take a long walk off the shortest pier you can find and I'll be singin' it out" Black Mamba (The Academy Is...)

"I'll stop stabbing when you stop screaming." Expired in Goreville (Chiodos)

"Sparked up, sparked up like a book of matches falling through the night and rising from the ashes." Summer Hair = Forever Young (The Academy Is...)

"Here I was thinking 'For once a boy is wearing a belt', but no can't have that because you can still his boxers and their pockets are at their knees. Are their belts broken?" Me

"Extraordinary is just being extra ordinary. Be special. You could be special ed, but we won't go there." Me

"I'm kind of torn. Cause I really want to see him break up with her and when she beats the crap out of him, I want to be there watching. And when he's crying, I want to say 'you had it coming'. We could tape it and be a YouTube sensation." Dad

"You're...not nice! And short!" Nick
"As if I don't know this?" Me

"You're not tall!" Ford
"Great comeback!" Sutton

(All church parking lots that we pass are empty.)

"Maybe they're taking a vacation." Me
"I don't think churches take vacations on Sundays." Mom

Scrubs

JD: When it comes down to it, you just have to proud of the decision you made.

Doug: Doctor Kelso, none of my patients have died today.
Dr. Kelso: Really? Mr. Fergusson's corpse begs to differ.

Dr. Cox: Newbie! Did I just walk in on you mocking an innocent patient?
J.D.: (ashamed) Yes...
Dr. Cox: I've never felt closer to you.
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J.D.: Doctor Cox, Dan was wondering if he could trail with us today.
Dr. Cox: Good God in heaven, Newbie. There are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never. Not in a million years. Absolutely not. No way, Jose. No chance, Lance. Nyet. Negatori. Mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. And of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff. Noooooooooo!

People and stories you have to check out

Reckless - I-Eat-Paste
Web of Lies - Polished Gem
Subtle Changes - Simply Pink
The Cynic's Creed - louragan
Boys Suck - Eruptingfender9
How I Could Just Kill A Man- Jasey Rae

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Now if I had to tell you which stories to read I'd tell you: Around the Poolside and Dying is Your Latest Fashion. They are my best work on here.

Projects that are/will be up

Around the Poolside (COMPLETE)- Silly little Oneshot for school. (SUMMARY) Claire had too many near-drowning experiences to count. Her mother had had enough and hired Colton. Claire's not too happy about this. But maybe just maybe she's going to realize that this situation is a whole better than she thought.

Dying Is Your Latest Fashion- (SUMMARY) She tried to kill herself. She gets sent to a mental hosipital in Minnestota. There she meets a boy who is mysterious and in love with her. Together they get they'll help each other in a way no one else could.

Closer Than You Think (COMPLETE)- Kinda friendship oneshot. (SUMMARY) He was the most annoying person in the world and he was messing with her just to get her to notice him. She didn't know that when she lunged across the table and tried to strangle him.

The Words 'Torture and Love'- (COMPLETE) (SUMMARY)This will be similar to 'Closer', but I turned it into a oneshot. The basic foundation will be the same, but for the most part it's changed.

For the Last Time It's Not Danny- My favorite so far. (COMPLETE) Not my best work. (SUMMARY)- She sits at her desk and writes. He waits for her to go to bed. It's been this way for more than 9 years. Now he's not there waiting for her to finish up this "last chapter. I promise." It's all wrong. He really shouldn't have gone.

Everything I Ask For - (COMPLETE) (SUMMARY) Based off the song 'Everything I Ask For' by The Maine. Nice and neat little Oneshot.

When She...- (COMPLETE) (SUMMARY) This is based off a little list. She presents the opportunities. He just acts upon them. He completes this little list in two scenes.

Check out my homepage for pictures and other things about Dying is Your Latest Fashion.

All you people who do and those who don't review I love you. Because you read my stories. THANK YOU!

8.4.09- I am not dead. Dying is Your Latest Fashion will be finished one of these days. I will have a few oneshots coming up and a new story.

Places that I go to instead of writing: Bookworm Extrodinare and Mt. Rainer a Day