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Author has written 42 stories for General, Essay, Horror, Life, Romance, Humor, Young Adult, Play, Love, Haiku, Manga, Humor, Historical, Western, Biography, Sci-Fi, Family, and Mythology. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Sancte Michael Archangele, Hi. This is a profile, evidently. I won't waste to much time talking about my life. It's none of your concern, nor is it particularly interesting. Let's talk about you instead. You came onto my profile looking for stories, or perhaps life stories. Plenty of the former here, none of the latter. Sorry. You may or may not want to review if something pleases or displeases you. By all means, do so. You wish for a satisfactory experience, or you may not come onto this profile ever again. I am fully aware of that, and that is why I try to make my stories as appealing or at least as interesting as possible. I hope you return! | |||||||||||
1. Dream reviewsA dream I had, involving all sorts of fun ancient references. Short and screwed up.Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 11-20-092. The Ancient Greek Stoner reviewsEuclid as a college student trying to explain the concept of a straight line to his roommate while completely baked. Rated T for drug use. Obviously.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-5-09 - Published: 9-5-093. Hear Me Out reviewsCall me a pessimist, but I can see this conversation so vividly...Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 7-9-094. Music » reviewsKris, an anorexic music-loving teenage guy and his eccentric Canadian cousin Serendipity have one hell of a time. Read it! Maybe you'll like it! A former Nanowrimo submission- now my pet project.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,040 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-5-09 - Published: 11-11-085. Only Angels Have Wings reviewsSandro, his guardian angel in an usher's uniform, and Rita Hayworth. Set in Mexico circa 1939.Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 6-25-096. Thank You Brother reviewsI'm afraid I am not altogether together right now.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 6-25-097. Gabriel Free reviewsJust how stifling one's love for a child can be. Co-written with Shay Blair.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 6-21-098. Stars reviewsWhere do I look?Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-099. Girl In The Mirror reviewsA little girl's room is haunted.Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-6-0910. Ash » reviewsAsh, a teenager in a psychiatric ward escapes to an imaginary world that tortures, torments... liberates?General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 8-14-0811. Mozart Syndrome » reviewsA German vampire and a Newfie mad scientist get together to resolve a rip in time in the latter's basement, setting off a series of events that are unpredictable as they are improbable. Reviews are appreciated!Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 5-21-0912. Eleanor reviewsI could not understand my need for my older sister to be perfect, or her uncaring attitude about being flawless.Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-2-0913. In The White reviewsLearn to close your eyes. My submission for the Review Game's June Writing Contest. Vote Vegetarian Serial Killer!Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-2-0914. Home reviewsA chance meeting at a greasy spoon smack in the middle of nowhere. Entry for the Review Game's May Writing Contest.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 5-2-0915. The Martyr Who Doesn't Know His Cause reviewsThere must be casualties for every war.Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 4-4-0916. Meditations On Really Bad Writing reviewsWe've all written them; Mary-Sues, plots thin as rice paper, some really convenient coincidences, monstrous fanfiction. Here I write about my worst ever Mary-Sue. Feel free to share yours!Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 3-28-0917. Coin Flip reviewsWhen you owe your soul to the Devil, what better way to save it than chalking it all up to chance?Complete - Western - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 3-9-0918. Disney Diatribe reviewsA rant about Disney and how they never learn.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 3-7-0919. Dear Eric, reviewsDo you remember the last time we talked, when I told you all the things I hated about you? Well, I'm not done yet, so brace yourself. Entry for the Review Game's Writing Contest. Rated for swears and certain themes.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 3-6-0920. Walking On Eggshells reviewsThe story of a murderer who terrorized 18th century France for his own salvation.Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0921. Merry Christmas, Proletariat! reviewsA little out of season silliness. In which Santa Claus is an alcoholic foul-mouthed metrosexual.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0922. Blood On The Violin » reviewsTwo vampires, perhaps the only ones on the earth. They only have each other to live, but must kill each other to survive. But will Carson be able to exist with the pain afterwards?Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,353 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 10-27-0823. La Focille Rouge De Sort reviewsThe first time I dreamed of him, I was walking through a corridor that never ended because it had never started to begin with. Winner of The Promised Land's first ever Monthly Writing Contest! Thanks guys!Complete - Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-0924. Ashwinder » reviewsA not-quite-substantial boy, Rae, in a not-quite-fictional world falls for a girl, Ash, who is currently trapped in an asylum in another world. The only thing they have in common is their Puppeteer, who they must overthrow to be united. Side story to Ash.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 1-3-0925. Dead Bitches Walking Down The Runway reviewsDarin had an obsession with clothes ever since he made them for his sister's beheaded Barbie, but his dream doesn't keep him out of his rut. Christian Rice is a strange young talent in the fashion world. What happens when they meet? All hell breaks loose.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 1-16-0926. I'm Not Beautiful reviewsHaiku, so a summary would pretty much ruin it...Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 1-15-0927. Canadian Badassery reviewsHaving an inferiority complex in this particular country is torture. Seriously.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 1-10-0928. Is The Merchant Of Venice A Romance? reviewsI study and theorize on William Shakespeare's play 'The Merchant Of Venice', not as a comedy or a tragedy, but as a romance. An essay for school.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-0929. Almonds, Honey, Mahogany reviewsIf he can't have his firendship, then he will destroy him, inside and out. Rated T for psychopathy, some dismemberment, and relationships that could be seen as more than platonic.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-0930. Geography's A Bitch reviewsI hope you read this.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-0831. Nothing At All » reviewsThe end.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 9-20-0832. My Hands reviewsJessie, an unfortunate, contemplates her hands. A monologue I wrote a year ago for drama class.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 10-26-0833. Eulogy For The Forgotten reviewsA mother will grieve for her son, and nobody else will care. Rated for controversial content.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-10-0834. Stitches And Theo: A Macabre Romance » reviewsHe ran up to her, holding out her finger in his pale thin hand. "Excuse me, Miss," he said, bowing slightly before the girl, "I think you lost this."Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-4-0835. A Reluctant Vampire reviewsHis life really sucked, his hairstyle was... so his head was cut clean off his neck.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-0836. This Afternoon's Forecast reviewsA really short romance fic prompted by the weather. Please R and R.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-0837. Piano reviewsShe plays the piano for her Papa.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 9-3-0838. Stitches reviewsDoes a ragdoll have a soul? A very short character sketch of sorts. Character may be used in a longer story. Rated T for a very hungry cat and disturbing crap.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 9-2-0839. Somnambulism reviewsHis life in one word. My first poem. Please R and R.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 8-25-0840. Bad Kitty reviewsA woman brings a little white kitten home one day.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 8-22-0841. Tea Party reviewsA brother and a sister have an innocent tea party.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 8-21-0842. The Villain And Its Death By Political Correction reviewsA eulogy for the Classical villain. Please review and tell me your opinion as this is an opinion piece.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 8-21-08
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