Welcome! The Trench Coat Guild is an exclusive club that caontains myself, and my two cousins. We preform secret missions and save the world.

... Actually, we just all love to write.

We have created a writer's triangle (it's not really a circle with only three people, eh?) to write stroies for your enjoment, as well as our own. I have no idea how fast chapters will be updated because we all have strange schedules.

Here are the stories we are currently working on:

UNFAMILIAR

We all also have various stories under construction on our own.

Here are our seperate accounts on Fictionpress:

Hale Catice

Namika Hikari

Viroku

We also all have Fanfiction accouts, so feel free to check those out as well.

Hale Catice

Namika Hikari

I'm not sure what my other cousin's name is for this, but as soon as possible it will be up!

Now for the random stuff!

First off, we must recite the ancient Trench Coat Guild Pledge!

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

Trench Coat Guy

Is coming for you!

Good job! Ok now...O.o hmmm.

I actually don't knw what to do.

Oh well!

Quotes

"What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?"

"POPCORN!"

"If at first you don't succed, try pushing the on button."

"Don't drink and park; accidents create people!"

"Halen: Curses!

Namaika: Tin-foiled again!"

"Normal People worry me."

"I'm Pedro,"

"I'm so emo, I cut other people!"

"Shmeh!"

"S-H-M-E-eh!"

Inside Jokes- (we'll explain this later)

Today's forecast is a 50 chance of the black plague coming back to DESTROY US ALL!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Bob The Weatherman, sparrows, pillows

Spy Agent Businessman, The 2-Headed Cerberus with a turban, Bug-eyed Godzilla

Lamburgers(a fried lamb on a bun)

"Lemon Juice + Sugar = ... Meatloaf!"

Rebel Hitch-hikers!

YOU GOT THE 500!!"

"It's Camel. Not Ceahmel"

Purple Elephants Like Meatball Soup

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
I usually don't do these things, but I just had to because, well, see above. I mean, its just a cereal! What's wrong with sharing you selfish, ugly, brats! rants