Gender: Male.

Age: Old enough to learn how to write.

Favorite Food: Pizza, Thai food, meatball hogies and pasta.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, and playing the piano.

Core Belief: "Keep the Balance."

Greetings to all. My name is Mr. Watch and Learn, and that should tell you a lot about me already. I'm writing here at FictionPress.com for a number of purposes, but the following ones are the only ones that you need to know/take account of when giving reviews:

1) To evaluate my writing under the critical eye of the general public to see if my writing is any good.

2) To practice my writing skills so that I can retain a good written coherence.

3) To watch other writers who are more talented than I am, and learn from them so that I can better and improve my own writing.

I also have an account on FanFiction.Net, if anyone's interested.

When I say "Keep the Balance", I'm just talking about regular everyday life. However, I don't really prefer to view myself as a regular everyday person. This is because first of all, the word "normal" is absurdly overrated, and second of all, I would imagine that it would be far more fun to be eccentric. Everyone seems to think I'm being sarcastic whenever I thank them for saying that I'm weird, but I'm very greedy about my individuality and I don't want my life to flash before my eyes as I lay in my deathbed and have it be a boring experience. Keeping the Balance is all about staying in the comfort zone between the necessities of life so that you have time to nurture your character. For example: Work and Play.

You can't focus on just one end of the spectrum. If you work too much and don't play enough, you're just wasting life away. If you play too much and don't work enough, you'll find that playing loses its charm after a while. You have to keep the balance between the two aspects of life in order to obtain maximum happiness at the smallest expense for others around you.

So, now that that's out of the way, allow me to explain something far more interesting than my own personal beliefs. Such as the parameters for reviewing. I accept anonymous reviews, but if I see any kind of flaming, your review will see the bottom of a digital garbage bin before you can say "Timbuktu". Also, it would be deeply appreciated if, when reviewing, you post something a little more intelligent than "update soon". I plead that you at least comment on my writing. The reviews that I appreciate the most are the ones that point out the mistakes in my writing. This is so because the more of those there are, the more I can improve my writing.

Next, I know it already says in the TOS that copying my work is 100 illiegal. However, just to deter anyone who feels they can get away with plagiarizing, you will feel the cold rage of a wronged author on your heart if I ever find out someone broke the rules. I have a poor man's copyright protecting my work before it even gets close to the internet, and so any idea you take from me, I can even prove that I came up with the idea at a specific date before you. Not only will I make sure you pay for breaking the law, but I will make your life a cold, cold misery. I have that kind of willpower. Don't make me use it.

So, without further ado, let the reading begin!