Hey there peoples, welcome to my profile.

My name is Amber, though I sign everything on here as Wolfen Princess and prefer that rather than my real name. (Though, if you call me princess, I feel really special.)

I love to write about emotions and situations that wouldn’t normally be thought of. I would like to say that my friends and family are my biggest inspiration but that’s kind of a lie. The truth is, it’s the random snippets of conversations I hear, or glances I catch that really get me. For example, Lost and Found (which really needs review, btw) was inspired by me hearing someone say “You really should have known that would happen.” What would happen? I wondered Hmm…Let’s figure it out.

Alright, enough with the paragraph writing, now for the general information:

Real Name: Amber

Pen Name: Wolfen Princess (use this one please)

Age: 16

Gender: Female…for now (Just kidding, for those who choose to take me seriously)

Country: United States

Ethnicity: Bi-racial/Multi-racial (yes I’m one of those people)

Religion: Fence sitter, and loving it. The technical name is ‘agnostic’ but I call it what it is

Orientation: Straight

Pet Peeves: Chat speak in stories, odd numbers on microwave, and rudeness.

Likes: Friends, music, anything even remotely funny

Dislikes (which is different from peeves): umm, a lot of things...pain, yea pain's a big one, um, drugs, I don't like drugs… (this will take awhile)

Favorite food: cheesecake now, though it changes all the time

Current Muse Name: Musica

Okay, that done too. I believe in the phrase: “Lazy is a virtue, and practice makes perfect.” So I will now copy and paste my favorite quotes and sayings.

Funny Stuff

(Warning: ‘Funny’ is by my definition and might correspond with yours. You have been warned.)

Georgie Porgie pudding pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry

And when the boys came out to play

He kissed them too cause he was gay

When everything is going your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.

- Stephen King

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

- Jack Nicholson

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

-William Clayton

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
~Stephen F. Roberts

Story Updates

It’s been a while since I’ve updated my profile so it’s pretty far behind. For one thing, I have updated Tears of an Angel, so if you read the first version (which was confusing and written in first person) be sure to check out the newer one. Also, Love Note Via Ceiling Fan has also been updated though if you have read that one, you probably won’t notice the differences.

As for Just Another Bible Story, I am trying to keep getting the chapters up. I know I’m being really irregular with the posting, (for which I apologize) but I have Chapter Six written. It’s all just a matter of getting a hold of my beta. If I can’t reach her then it will be posted as is.

I don’t know if anyone has realized it but a few of my weaker poems have been moved into one full collection, Dribble Drabbles. So far the first three chapters (as well as chapter five and six) are reposted, as you might tell from the titles, but I plan to add more when they are written.

Lost and Found will remain a one shot, though there will be an update since I was really tired when I posted it and didn’t put in the final part. This last scene-thing will be was ends it, but I’m considering starting another slash which will be multi-chaptered. I already have it planned out; it’s all just a matter of getting this lazy bum of a girl (me) to actually write it.

Also, I am participating in a challenge, the 100 Themes Challenge to be precise. There a hundred different themes and participators write one-shots for them. I don’t know how many I will be posting on Fiction Press, but be sure to check them out when I do. I love reviews on everything and anything.

Love the reviewers, hate the flamers,

~Wolfen Princess