~The Introduction~

Welcome one and all to the revamped homepage of yours truly, SecretAgent99, and her trusty sidekick, Duchess, The More Intelligent Than You Think Chihuahua. Due to the fact that Duchess and I were sharing an account to upload our stories onto, we both decided we would redo the homepage. We think it is immensly better and a whole lot cooler. All we have to say is that we hope you like it, read our stories, read our friends stories, and check out my forum 'A Bucketload of Reviews'. Au revoir, mes amis.

~The New 'Le Sigh'...~

Duchess:

My mistress finds it depressing that most people don't read homepages. I find it depressing also. They just scroll down to the bottom of the page to see what the person has written. But then again, SA99 and I don't even usually read homepages. To the people who do decide to read our shared homepage, you guys rock. Please continue with what you were doing before you decided to read this drabble darlings...

SA99:

Oh, and yes. To all of my friends in real life who I told to go to my homepage here and read my stories, yes, this is Lauren's FictionPress account. The Lauren with thin blonde hair and blue eyes and the quiet nature and also known as the (le cough) "over acheiver". Yes, that Lauren. Teheeheehee. And it will make me feel much appreciated if you read (technically) my whole profile. You don't have to, but it would make me happy. :D

~SecretAgent99's Updates~

11/11/09: A silence falls over the internet realm as SA99 realizes that she still hasn't written anything new for the past several months. As she sits at her computer desk contemplating this on her school holiday in the middle of the week, she decides to edit her FictionPress profile because some things have changed and she has nothing better to do.

Writer's block sucks.

9/18/09: I've added a section for 'The Unrequited Love Triology'.

9/13/09: I have been on this site for over a year now and I have produced fourteen writings of some kind. At the moment, I don't have anything new for anything, because my freshman year of highschool is already in full swing and all the homework is taking a lot out of me. And I'm still on writer's block. Yeah...

~Duchess's Updates~

11/11/09: You can hear crickets chirping in the internet realm as Duchess reads SA99's update. Because you see, Duchess also hasn't written anything for the past couple of months, and so she decides to copy SA99 and also edit her part of the profile page.

Writer's block stinks.

9/13/09: Unlike SA99, I have alot of time on my paws since I am a dog and therefore I get to stay home all day instead of going to highschool. But, that does not mean I don't have writer's block, because I do darlings. I guess just laying around all day sucks the creativity right out of me. Sorry darlings. In other news, I have now been a part of SA99's account for about four months now, and I have produced one writing of some kind. Yes!

~About SecretAgent99~

The Great Mediator, The girl who claims she is Switzerland in fights between friends, The world's biggest procrasinator on anything that's not school homework related, The girl who loses drive and interest easily, The over acheiver, The blonde, The smart one, The extremely paranoid one, The one who attempts to write humor but fails at it, The one who can be found at the black leather computer chair at the black computer desk in the scarcely decorated loft whenever school is not in session, The one who is stingy with her money, The one who cannot live without her iPod, The one who is an internet and paper back book worm, the one who gets bored easily.

Which is why she is typing this.

Yes.

My name is Lauren and I am 15 years old. I'm a freshman in highshool this 2009/2010 school year. I originally started writing for FanFiction, but then I realized that I have so many stories that I wanted to write with just my fancharacters alone, so I had to put those stories up on FictionPress. I also aquired an account here because one of my real life friends (you know who you are lazycatz) asked if I could write a longer version of my fabulous short story 'Hats, Fashion Outbursts, and a man playing an Accordion'. I liked the idea, and since I wanted to make it longer I decided to get an account on here. Most of my stories will focus on my fancharacters whose bios will be displayed below. I am creating some new fancharacters at the moment, but they won't be appearing in any stories for a while. I still plan to write for FanFiction, but I find it much easier to write random stories only featuring my AMAZING (not really) fancharacters instead of writing stories with characters from video games or books in them. I am a Christian. Other than that I tend to get writers block alot so I prefer to write short stories instead of long ones. My definiton of 'short' is a one chapter 10,000 word or less document.

FanFiction Account:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1621764/

DeviantArt Account:

http://www.sa99.deviantart.com/

Sincerely,

SecretAgent99 (also known as SA99)

~Random Facts About SecretAgent99~:

- I have an obsession with icons.

- I have an obession with mysteries, murder mysteries, and mystery and murder mysteries on televison. (My favorite authors are Agatha Christie and Rita Mae Brown who collaberates with Sneaky Pie Brown who is a member of the feline species.)

-Even though I love mysteries I have as much imagination coming up with one as a can of soup does.

- I am in love with music and music loves me back, as I always have my iPod Nano's earbuds stuck in my ears. It has over 570 songs on it.

-The same goes for the internet, except I have my iPod Nano's earbuds plugged into the headphone jack.

- I am learning how to speak French at school. So far I have taken Intro to French, French 1, and I am now doing French 2 this year in highschool. I'm the only freshman in the five student class. The rest of the class consists of one sophmore, two juniors, and one senior.

-During the following summers for college credit I will be learning how to speak Japanese that way when I go into college I'll be a white blonde girl who speaks a language from Europe and Asia. But it's also because I think French and Japanese are the best languages ever! :D

- I'm a sucky drawer, but a decent photographer, which is why I got the DeviantArt account.

- I don't have an account on MySpace, Twitter, or Facebook, because I think those sites are stupid and they waste your time.

~About Duchess. The More Intelligent Than You Think Chihuahua.~

The grand one, the adorable one, the cute one, the sneaky one, the little one, the brat, the bone thief, the cat food thief, the brown one, the intelligent one, the howling one.

I, fellow readers, came into SecretAgent99's household in May of 2008. I was born into a family animal rescue, bought by a family as a puppy, showered with attention until they got that wretched Great Dane puppy, ignored and kept in a crate nearly the whole day every day, given back to the rescue because I developed a problem of peeing on my former owner's beds (it was the only way to get them to pay attention to me), held at the family animal rescue for a about a week, then adopted by SecretAgent99 when she was looking for small dogs at one of the family animal rescue's adoption conventions at a car dealership.

From what I found out, she originally was going to adopt another older female Chihuahua named Dolly, but after meeting her, and then meeting me, she decided to get me instead. (Dolly never took a liking to my mistress, while I was sweeped off up my feet when SecretAgent99 saw how nice and adorable I was.) I was about 2 years old at the time, and I've lost count as to how old I am now. Probably over 3 1/2 years, though age doesn't really matter to me. I had a minor case of separation anxiety and I really didn't like crates (both caused by my former owners), but I have gotten over both of them. I have a wire crate 20 times my size in my mistress's bedroom, and after being left alone with free roam of the bedroom (as long as I didn't pee on the carpet) during the school day, I found that being by myself was nice. I had food, water, toys, a full size Japanese platform bed to jump up on and sleep on, tons of huge pillows and blankets, and peace and quiet all to myself (with the exception of the three cats talking to me through the door) until SecretAgent99 came home from school, or wherever she went that day. (Did I mention that I stopped the peeing on the beds when I was adopted by SecretAgent99?)

When she comes home from school, she opens up the door so I can come out and I either hang out in the loft with her (which is where her beloved laptop is) or go back into the bedroom to chew on my pigskin bones. Now, getting to her laptop is quite hard, since I have a closed door separating me from it, but I have gotten the three cats to open the door for me when I want to use it. Once I am done, I shut it down (since it is always off in the mornings) so people won't know I've used it, and I go back into the room, push the door closed, and go chew on my toys some more. SA99's family never suspects anything!

Let's see...is there anything else about me? Oh yes! My front right leg is messed up. Instead of being straight, it curves inward in the middle. Like this symbol here: ( . It was born like that, and it really doesn't affect me. I can use it perfectly fine, and I still pull like a sled dog on the leash when SecretAgent99 takes me on walks. The only downside is my vision seems to tilt slightly to the right because my leg is slightly shorter than the other good ones, but I have gotten used to it over the years. I will write more about myself when I think of something.

Sincerely,

Duchess (SecretAgent99's Chihuahua)

~Random Facts About Duchess~:

- Vocally, I can speak dog, and on the computer, I can type English. I know no other language.

- I love going for walks.

-I hate birdfeathers. They are secretly out to kill me.

- I like to sleep alot.

-I will eat sugar ants if they are on the floor of the kitchen.

- I highly dislike Magnum, SA99's younger brother's yellow Labrador retriever who is I think 2 years younger than me.

- I also highly dislike the three cats SA99's family owns. I will get along with them, but when the family is not around they act like a bunch of stuck up snots.

- I like to steal Magnum's food and chew toys.

-It is very fun until I get caught in the act.

-Then I get in trouble.

-Which I don't like.

~SecretAgent99's Friends in Real Life~

Several of my friends in real life have made accounts on here! :D They are on my favorite authors list but they will also be displayed here.

1. lazycatz is Lori

2. Netty-chan214 is Kristen

3. musikluvr is Shelby

4. Dork2350 is Chelsea

5. krazygal is Naomi

6. Olynthus is Mary-Elizabeth

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~Helpful Links for Writing~

Seventh Sanctum - http://www.seventhsanctum.com/

Wanted to come up with a evil minion name, but couldn't think of any? Go here. This has tons of generators that generate character descriptions, names of worlds, provinces, towns, monsters, etc. Duchess and I love this webiste and the person who created it is totally awesome. You want to wow your English teacher when she reads you fantasy story that you were supposed to write with original names for countries and battle moves? Go here.

~About SecretAgent99's Writings~

I came to a realization at the end of the 2008 year. All my human characters so far are Mary-Sues or close to being Mary-Sues when I looked at their detailed bios on my computer! Agh! Well, the I probably won't change them, because I've written too many stories with them in it already, and their Mary-Sueness hasn't shown up that much yet. And it seems it hasn't really bothered you guys since you haven't flamed me yet...so I have now put up short bios on my characters that have appeared so far so they don't seem so Mary-Sueish.

Now onto my writings.

I write because I love to write and I find it a creative outlet. I upload stories because I want people to see what I have written. If you don't like my stories or drabbles or poems because they are not your cup of tea, then please don't flame me or say 'it sucks' in the reviews. You could've just clicked the back button and gone on to another story. I love to daydream and I daydream constantly, playing out adventures in my head. The result of those adventures end up as stories similar to what I have daydreamed. (Most of the time, anyway.) If I daydream up something that I really like, I'm going to write it out on paper and make it even better. Most of my stories revolve around the two main fancharacters that I have, Zero and Najika, along with their friends. I may include some Christain themes in the stories, so if you don't like them then go read someting else or just put up with it if you like the rest of the story.

I get better at writing as I write more, as you can tell when you read my stories from the oldest published date to the newest published date. We all learn from our mistakes, and eventually become better authors. :)

~About Duchess's Writings~

Darlings, I write because I can and because I feel like it. That's all you need to know.

~About Layzeecatz Productions~

Layzeecatz Productions are story ideas that were created by SecretAgent99's good friend Lori aka Layzeecatz. She gives her story ideas and SecretAgennt99 writes them out. Since they are Lori's ideas and such, SecretAgent99 will make a note at the begining of each story if the story idea is not her own. Layzeecatz has an account here, and the link is below and also in my favorite authors section.

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/628758/

Duchess: You know, why do we even have this section? You've only written one of her story ideas, and that was a LONG time ago.

SA99: Um...I honestly don't know why I still have this up...

~Reviews~

Duchess here darlings. My owner likes to review alot of stories that she reads and find good or interesting. She (and I, Duchess) would love it if you do the same to her and my stories. Though she knows she will have a harder time getting reviews here because her short stories may end up getting lost in the sea of other stories that are 10 times better. So she does not need or want reviews, but they are loved and appreciated if you do decide to click that 'submit review' button. She (and I) do not like flames. Surely, people who flame have something better to do then put author's down. She prefers constructive critisism and 'good job' and 'i like it' an other stuff like that. She DOES allow anonoymous reviews (as do I), so if you are not a user and you like the story and have decent English, please consider reviewing.

~Using Fancharacters~

Duchess here again darlings. If you would like to use one of SecretAgent99's fancharacters in one of your own stories, you need to ask her first. She would be honored if you find one of her characters decent or interesting enough to use in your writings, but she wants to be asked first before you submit something or before you start writing it. She would want to know what you plan to do with them and what role they would play in the story. The mistress would also want to know if you would pair them with one of your own fancharacters. If she does allow you to use her fancharacters, there MUST be a disclaimer stating that you don't own the character and that SecretAgent99 does and that you have her permission to use her fancharacter(s). The darling would also like it if you could put a link to her profile on your homepage. Thank you, darlings.

~Fancharacter Pairings~

Duchess here, again, again, darlings.

NajikaXZero - Ha, the day Najika shows true romantic feelings towards Zero is the day that the Earth and all the other planets start to rotate around the Sun in the opposite direction that the're rotating in now and at the same time pigs learn how to fly. Now Zero, on the other hand has a crush on Najika, and he is starting to show it through his actions, but Najika doesn't return the same feelings. Any stories with this pairing in it will usually be a one-shot. My mistress will shock herself (including me) if she ever writes a one-shot with this pairing.

Well...my mistress has shocked herself and me, considering she uploaded a oneshot with this pairing, and she likes it and plans to write more. What has the world come to!?

SA99: Nothing. It has come to nothing. Mehehehe. :D

~The NajikaZero Series~

Duchess: ...why I am writing this for you?

SA99: Because for some odd reason, my back hurts right now. I think it's this chair that I'm sitting in...

Duches...-sigh- Duchess here, again, again, again, darlings...

The NajikaZero series is the series of stories that feature SecretAgent99's first set of fancharacters. When she started to officially write stories for fun, these were the characters she came up with. After taking a MarySue Litmus test, SecretAgent99 was able to confirm that Najika (the main character) was in fact a bordline character or Mary Sue. (The results varied with several tests.) Despite this, SecretAgent99 will keep Najika (and the rest of the characters) the way they are, as they are her first set of characters and she writes stories with them in it for fun. In her future series that she is planning with a new entirely different set of characters and new environment, SecretAgent99 will do her best to keep the characters out of the MarySue zone. (Well, at least for their environment anyway, as the next set of series will take place in a world where magic is the norm.) So, for now, please enjoy the NajikaZero series. The stories part of this series will be marked appropiately, and they will be numbered so you can see which are the newest and which are the oldest. The numbers have nothing to do with a timeline of events in the NajikaZero universe.

~Bios on Characters in the NajikaZero Series~

SA99: A silence befalls the internet realm as SA99 realizes that her characters are Mary Sues even though technically she's known this for a while now so technically she wouldn't be realizing this she would just be getting up enought courage to admit this statement in all caps.

MY CHARACTERS ARE MARY SUES AND I GAG EVERY TIME I READ THEIR BIOS!

SOB

I was a wee little writer when I created them, and I knew nothing about Mary-Sues at that time and I also didn't know that creating very detailed profiles made them seem alot more like Mary Sues than they really were and I also didn't know that creating Mary-sueish characters was a taboo in the internet writing realm. So when I create my next series with new characters, I will make sure to not make them Mary Sues. :)

Najika Steel was born in May. (Specifically, on the 22nd.) At this time she is currently 17, and at a height of 5'5". Her eyes are much like a dull color of blue, nothing really special about them. Her hair is platinum blonde, shoulder length and straight. For (somewhat) important purposes, her Astrological sign is the Taurus and her Chinese Zodiac is the Dog. Her occupancy, even though you really don't need to know, (though it does help with understanding some events in the stories), is that of a student, magically gifted human, Pokémon trainer, and an employee of the FBI/CIA (though you can't even call it part time). Her magical side is that of a Darkness and Fire Mage, including some unique magic tricks as a side dish. Once she obtained her elements, she became part Black Panther, Grey Wolf, Mustang (the horse species), and Land Dragon. Why she acquired so many genes, she does not know. All she knows is that it makes her more of a Mary Sue. (She's just gonna have to live with it though.) The only appendages she has is cat ears and a tail, which she can show or hide at will. She is a Christian, and for some reason at the age of ten she received her powers from God, the basis of which her faith is based upon. She has yet to find out the reason why she was given these powers, though she is determined to find the purpose. Also, (which could have been destiny, though she refuses to believe this) she met with Zero for the first time, when she was ten. She currently lives in the United States, in the state of Pennsylvania.

Zero Coleman was born in December on the 28th. At this time he is currently 18, and at a height of 5'10". His eyes are bright blue, quite in contrast to Najika's. He has limp (but somehow slightly spiky at the same time) white hair with electric blue highlights. For (somewhat, again) important purposes, his Astrological sign is the Capricorn and his Chinese Zodiac is the Monkey. His occupancy, even though you still don't really need to know it, is that of a student, magically gifted human, and an employee of the FBI/CIA (though you really can't even call it part time). His magical side is that if an Ice and Electricity Mage, with some tricks up his sleeve. He is a Christian, and like Najika in the way he obtained his powers. The only exception is that he is part Cougar and in the process of obtaining his powers something strange happened and his hair turned to white (it used to be brown). He vehemently denies being a Gary Stu, though Najika is pretty sure he's close to being one (much to Zero's chagrin). Also like Najika, he currently lives in the United States, in the state of Pennsylvania.

ATTENTION! Netty-chan214 has so kindly drawn a picture of Zero! I present you with this!:

http://pinkxjester.deviantart.com/art/Zero-Coleman-133913665

Scott Steel is Najika's younger brother by three years. He was born in May, like Najika, except on the 30th. At this time he is 14 years old and 5'2". His eyes are a striking blue-green, and he has short platinum locks. Unlike his sister, he is a normal human, along with being a student and Pokémon trainer. He is exceptionally smart, and likes to work on cars. He has accompanied Najika several times on some of her missions, providing her the help and items she needed. He is taking lessons in street fighting and the art of wielding a sword, so he will be able to protect himself when with Najika on missions. Since he is the brother of Najika, he obviously lives where Najika lives.

Moon, an animal of the Pokémon species, is a male Persian currently 3 years old. He tends to but into conversations, not caring whether he is rude. He is protective of Najika, and always objects when Najika goes off to do something dangerous. Most of the time, he stays at the Steel Manor, instead of going on excursions with Najika.

Icicle, an animal of the Pokémon species, is a female Jolteon currently 3 years old. She has a motherly attitude, and is usually reprimanding Moon for his rudeness. Her sweet, yet dominating attitude, eventually gets Moon to behave. She sometimes shows a wild side though when she is with Najika on missions.

Zydeco, an animal of the Pokémon species, is a male Mightyena currently 2 years old. He is quite the lazy big oaf, lounging around in the sun on the Manor grounds. His carefree attitude usually throws people off, especially when in a split second he transforms into a viscous creature determined to protect his owner whenever danger arises.

Hastings, an animal of the Pokémon species, is a male Wobbuffet currently 6 years old. Caught by Najika and given magical powers through her, he is like the 'Angel on her shoulder', albeit a very critical and snide one. With his ability to pop in and out of her thoughts along with shrinking himself and sitting on her shoulder, he is annoyance that won't seem to shut up. He can speak English and French (which is very odd) and has a thing for high fashion (which is even stranger). Constantly complaining about Najika's sense of style, he is always burning her things he deems 'unfashionable' and replacing them with things that he thinks suit her much better. He is always wearing a red and white striped shirt, complete with a fake mustache and black beret. This 'French Wobbuffet' is always following her on her missions, being some kind of a conscience to her. Unfortunately though, Najika doesn't appreciate this very much.

Sinbad, an animal of the Pokémon species, is a male Sableye currently 5 years old. In a way, he is like Hastings in many aspects, except he is the 'Devil on Najika's shoulder', and a half mentally insane one at that. As an added bonus, once Najika gave him magical powers, he acquired the ability to turn rocks into precious stones by simply putting them into his mouth. Awesome, in a weird way, right? He prefers to stay at home and wreck havoc, planning diabolical plans that always seem to be foiled in one way or another. He (unfortunately) always drags Scott into his plans against the boy's will, and threatens to hurt him if he doesn't help. There have been many times when Sinbad has popped up and tried to convince Najika to do something deliciously bad (like pushing one of the popular girls at school into a giant vat of grape jelly). But don't even get me started on how it got there in the first place.

~The Unrequited Love Triology~

Hey, SA99 writing this. The Unrequited Love Triology is my news series that I am creating. It came from the idea of creating a sequel to "I Hate Christmas Parties", and then creating a sequel to the sequel of "I Hate Christmas Parties". And I shall say this now before I continue:

The events of the Unrequited Love Triology will in no way affect the timeline and plot of the NajikaZero series. It is a separate series, therefore, it will be like the events in the triology never happened in the NajikaZero series's universe. Remember this please.

Why remember this? Because this will be a depressing series in which Zero's love for Najika is not requited. Yeah, I know that sounds odd since the first ten installments of the NajikaZero series is with Najika not returning Zero's affections, but you will know what I'm talking about when you read the first installment of this series. And, I will supply you with the names that I have come up with for the sequel and sequel to the sequel. As a side note, I have not started writing the sequel or sequel to the sequel yet. I only have the names and summaries.

First Installment: "I Hate Christmas Parties" -COMPLETE-

Second Installment: "Bittersweet Shindig"

Third Installment: "Facade"

There is a possibility that I will come up with a fourth story to the series, therefore turning this triology into a saga. But I won't know if I will be doing one until I complete the second and third stories first.

~Bios on Characters in the Unrequited Love Triology~

Basically the same as the bios in the NajikaZero series. Any new characters that will only appear in this series will be put up here later on.

~Amazing Stories That You Should Read~

A Little Night Music by srgeman

An AU Pokemon FanFiction

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4254326/1/A_Little_Night_Music

This story, is the one that stands out to me, out of all the 240 plus stories I have favorited on my FanFiction account. I know some people that personally know me, SA99, will be surprised (and very shocked) that I have read such a story, when they start to read it themselves. But I ask you to look past the abundant language, gore, and other depressing stuff in and and traverse though all 130 chapters, all 387,355 words, and see that in the end, this story is one of the BEST stories I have ever read. Just give it a chance. (Though I wound't recommened this story to readers under 14.) I wish I could explain it more, but honestly, words cannot begin to describe how amazing this story is. Some of you may start to read it, and immeditaly get turned off by the aformentioned themes, and I won't blame you, but to those who do decide to read the whole story, I hope that you too, will think of it as a wonderful story. I have been with the story since around chapter 25, and hey, it has over 4, 500 reviews for a reason.

One of Those Hapless Darklings With Half a Heart by Nitlon

An Original Story

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2537408/1/One_of_Those_Hapless_Darklings_With_Half_a_Heart

This story is the one that stands out to me the most out of my 40 plus stories I have favorited on this account. It is (to me, anyway) a spellbinding fantasy story, that deserves to get published. The characters and storyline seem very realistic (in as much of a way that a fantasy story can be), and it's a great read with not mcuh to worry about.

~The New 'Le Gasp!'~

Duchess:

OMG! You made it to the bottom of SecretAgent99's page! Thank you to everyone who took the time to read the whole page or who took the time to read her fancharacter's bios! You guys rock! I, Duchess, give you a lifetime supply of chew toys. Now go read my stories.

SA99:

Aww, I feel much loved now that you took the time to read my profile. :3 You know what would make me feel even better? If you took the time to read my stories on here and check out my stories on my FanFiction account. Teheeheehee. Thanks you guys! And remember! I always allow anonymous reviewers!