This is the same profile I have on FanFiction.

Hi, all mi pplz out there in the crzi world! I will not give you my real name 'cause some crzi peoples out there might try to track me down.

FanFiction and FictionPress are THE most AMAZING websites on the Internet!! I LOVE THESE WEBSITES!! And did I mention they were AMAZING?!

My Motto(s):
(my motto changes from time to time, depending on my mood)

RAGE. FURY. IRRITATION. HUMILIATION.

IT WAS EITHER THAT BURRITO I ATE, OR I'M HAVIN' AN EPIPHANY!

YOU DO MORE WORK THAN YOU GOT TO, SO IT'S MY OBLIGATION TO DO LESS.

A WOMAN WILL NEVER WORK FOR A MAN UNLESS SHE'S GOT CLABBER FOR BRAINS.

BITE ME.

I'M GLAD I AIN'T SCARED TO BE LAZY.

WHY MUST THE SEXY DIE YOUNG! (referring to Charlie Pace from LOST)

RUM GETS YOU THROUGH TIMES OF NO MONEY BETTER THEN MONEY GETS YOU THROUGH TIMES OF NO RUM.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I'M DOING SOMETHING OR IF YOU WANT IT DONE FASTER THAN I'M DOING IT, DO YOURSELF!

HUG ME, SQUEEZE ME, TAKE ME HOME!

WHEN I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD; BUT WHEN I'M BAD, I'M AWSOME!
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Eyes: Blue

Hair: Brown

Race: Caucasian (white) I'm part German, part Scottish, part French, and all REDNECK WOMAN!(Part of my grandmother's(on my mom's side) family were German and some were Scottish, and part of my grandfather's(on my mom's side) were French). Even through all that, I want to make it perfectly clear that I am American, borned and raised.

Gender: Female

Birth Place: Alabama, USA

Siblings:None, but I tell everyone my one of my dogs is my little brother! One time, my mom had surgery to remove a tumor the size of a football from one of her ovaries and I named the tumor Steve. My little brother is a football! (I know, I'm wierd! It's a gift!)

Hobbies:Watching TV, playing my PS2, playing solitaire, 'playing' with Merry Brandybuck, singing, art, poetry, writing, music, playing with my best friend, getting 'high' on music, and irritating my mom.

Pets:A Koda named dog, a Gizmo named puppy, and a Cookie Dough named puppy (My other puppy named Jack got run over by a car. WE'LL FOREVER MISS YOU, JACK.).

Pet Peeves: My irritating cousin not listening to what he's told and trying to hurt everyone when we go swimming and my 6-year-old cousin constantly copying me and following me everywhere.

Holiday(s): Halloween; Christmas.

Biggest Fear:Learning that Dominic Monaghan had died or was killed, cries "oh, my poor baby!"

Favorite Foods:Spaghetti, Tacos, Burritos, Pizza, Lasagna, my mom makes a mean shrimp/noodle salad(really, it's mean. If you don't eat it quick enough, it'll jump out of the bowl and bite your face off! LOL), my Dad's bar-b-cued ribs, my Mom's corn casserole, and Hamburgers.

Favorite Movies:The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Rooster Cogburn, True Grit, Red River, Jeremiah Johnson, Dawn Rider, 'Neath The Arizona Skies, Dances With Wolves, A Knight's Tale, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Interview with a Vampire, Alien vs. Predator, Lonesome Dove, Hidalgo, Flipper, Pirates of the Caribbean(all of them), Harry Potter(all of them), Ghost, Silent Hill, Van Helsing, The Never Ending Story 1&2, The Grudge 1&2, Eight Legged Freaks, Star Wars(all of them), Anaconda 1&2, Twister, Treasure Planet, Veggie Tales, Indiana Jones(all of them), Signs, Independence Day, The War of the Worlds, Contact, Jurassic Park, The Day After Tomorrow, Titanic, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Madea's Family Reunion, Ghost Ship, Dracula, The Exorcist, The Fugitive, Nacho Libre, Forest Gump, The Goonies, Wild Hogs, Dirty Dancing, Armageddon, Lake Placid, Comanche Moon, RV, The Full Monty, Predator, Secondhand Lions, Volcano, Escape from New York, U.S. Marshals, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills are Alive, The Shaft, Wicked Little Things, My Cousin Vinny, Sweeny Todd, Brutal, Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield, and The Shining.

Favorite Video Games:Tetris, Star Wars Racer Revenge, Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams, The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle Earth 1&2, The Lord of the Rings: The Rise of the Witch King, Tak and the Power of JuJu, and Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights.

Favorite Actors: DOMINIC MONAGHAN(he is so sexy!), Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys-Davies, Ian McKellen, Sean Bean, John Noble, David Wenham, Andy Serkis, Bernard Hill, Karl Urban, Christopher Lee, Brad Duroff, Craig Parker, Takoko Fuji, Hugh Jackman, Richard Boxburgh, Sean Connery, John Wayne, Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Duvall, Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Heath Ledger, Robert Redford, Will Smith, Tyler Perry, Leanardo DiCaprio, Robert Nucci, George Lopez, Harrison Ford, Jack Black, Tim Allen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Wood, and Johnny Depp.

Favorite Actresses:Liv Tyler, Miranda Otto, Kate Blanchet, Kiera Knightly, Sara McLeod, Kate Winslet, and Kate Beckensale.

Favorite Books: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Classic Ghost Stories, Pirate Bride, and R. L. Stein's: Ghost Dog (I don't read much.)

Favorite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Elizabeth August, R.L. Stein, and Steven King.

Favorite Music:Evanescence, All American Rejects, ZZ Top, My Chemical Romance, Bowling For Soup, Baha Men, Aerosmith, KISS, Brad Paisley, Dierks Bently, Miss Eliot, Black-Eyed Peas, Fall Out Boy, Big Daddy Weave,Van Halen, Alan Jackson, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Black Stone Cherry(BEST BAND EVER!), and Dolly Parton.

Favorite Songs: Call Me when You're Sober, Sweet Sacrifice, Weight of the World, Cloud Nine, Your Star, Going Under, Bring Me to Life, Everybody's Fool, Tourniquet, Imaginary, Taking Over Me, My Last Breath, Whisper (all by Evanescence), Hell&High Water(Black Stone Cherry), Teenagers(My Chemical Romance), Blue on Black (by Kenny Wayne Shepherd), Rain Wizard, and Hell & High Water(both by Black Stone Cherry) I have a lot of other songs that I like, but I won't name them because there are too many.

Favorite TV Shows:The Munsters, Green Acres, The Andy Griffith Show, The Beverly Hillbillies, Drake & Josh, SpongeBob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, CSI, Impact: Stories of Survival, Medical Incredible, LOST, George Lopez, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Home Improvement, That 70's Show, Untold Stories of the ER, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Bones, MIndFreak, and Cold Case Files.

Movies that Make Me Cry:Titanic, Ghost, Lonesome Dove, Dances with Wolves, Hidalgo(when Hidalgo collaspes and nearly dies in the middle of the desert and at the end when Frank lets him run free with the wild horses), the comercial for the ASPCA(seeing those poor, abused animals always makes me cry), Secondhand Lions(when Jasmine dies), and Diary of a Mad Black Woman, U.S. Marshals(when Newman died).

Guys that I Think are Cute (and/or) Sexy: DOMINIC MONAGHAN(he is delicious! mm-mm-mmmmmm...), Billy Boyd(boyishly cute), Elijah Wood(I love his eyes), Sean Astin(he's cute in 'The Goonies'), Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, Karl Urban, David Wenham, Sean Bean, Hugh Jackman, Tommy Lee Jones(he's got sexy legs and a cute butt. He's 61 and still kinda cute!), John Wayne(when he was younger), Steven Tyler(still cute eventhough he's in his 50's), all the members of Black Stone Cherry, Frank Beard(he's the drummer of ZZTop; he's in his 60's and still cute!), Arnold Schwarzenegger(he got a sexy body), Criss Angel(sexy! I love his gothc style and his eyes!), Dog the Bounty Hunter, Arnold Schwartzenegger(he got a sexy body!), Drake Bell(HOT!), Tom Wood(cute)..

Random Facts:I'm a Christian,my favorite color is black, my late granddad(on my Dad's side) served in the military and I'm proud of him, ever since I watched Lonesome Dove I have become addicted to watching Western movies, I LOVE John Wayne movies, I sleep with a picture of Dominic Monaghan under my pillow, I sometimes watch football to see which players are cute, I want to be a Forensic Scientist when I grow up, I hate pink, I am very proud to have been born in the South, I hate being 'lady-like', I do not believe in using "proper" English, I love to listen to REALLY loud music, I know more about working a DVD player better than my mom does, I'm home-schooled, I like guys with curly hair, I am only interested in guys(I'm not fruity), and my cousin is also writing stories on here and she is: PiXi3DuST.

My Family:

I love my family. Whenever we get together for a "Cookie Party", we always have so much fun. My uncle Tony is very funny when he irritates my mom by acting retarded and being gross. I witnessed something that most kids don't ever see: I watched my Grandparents(on my dad's side) get married! I love my step-Granddad, he's very funny all the time. My cousin Haley and me do stupid stuff to have fun and we always act crazy. My other cousin Elizabeth is also funny, especially when she tells RedNeck jokes. One time at a family reunion, her and me put blue gum wrappers on our teeth to look like a "grill". We like to go camping alot. My little brother is my dog Koda. I love my three dogs a lot. On Halloween, we always go up to my Grandmother's(on my mom's side) house and have a Halloween party. It's always alot of fun. One time when we were camping, we met some turkey hunters from North Carolina and we made good friends with them. Their names are Bob and Jack. Jack asked me to be his girlfriend and he said he's gonna marry me when I turn 20!(he's 65 years old, I'm 13).

Last November(2007), my mom went to Arkansas on a quilting trip and I had to stay up at my Grandparents' (on my mom's side) house. I had to stay up there because my dad works at night. While I was up there, my cousin Haley, who is also my BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, also came up there on week-ends and spent the night with me. (My Grandparents' house is only about a quarter of a mile down the road from my house, and Haley's house is well within walking distance of their house, maybe about fifty or a hundred feet.) Anyway, while we were up there, we always stayed in the back bedroom where we slept and Haley had a small video camera. Almost non-stop, we took movies of each other doing stupid, dumb, or funny stuff. We called it iBuddies. It is awesomely awesomeness! I wish so bad that y'all could see the movies we make together!

Favorite Quotes:

"This, my friend, is a pint" -Merry Brandybuck(LOTR, The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing." -Pippin Took(LOTR, The Two Towers)

"I'm a bloody rock god!" -Charlie Pace(LOST, Season 1)

"I'm waisted on crosscountry! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!" -Gimli, son of Gloin(LOTR, The Two Towers)

"You just said somethin' Treeish." -Merry Brandybuck(LOTR, The Two Towers)

"Why do people wish to be sober?" -Rooster Cogburn(Rooster Cogburn...and the lady)

"You better quit pullin' on that jug, I want you sober tonight." -Captain Woodrow F. Call(Lonesome Dove)

"I can whack dat bell if I want to." -Bollivar(Lonesome Dove)

"You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what are you doin' with all this pistol?" -Rooster Cogburn(True Grit)

"Well, I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy." -Guss McCrae(Lonesome Dove)

"Can we eat now, or do we have to wait till the argument's over?" -Pea Eye Parker(Lonesome Dove)

"I can find Texas, but how do I find July!" -Rosco Brown(Lonesome Dove)

"I run off from Old Sam to go with you." -Janny(Lonesome Dove)

" 'Cause I broke 'is knees with a pan this mornin' while he was still 'asleepin'." -Janny(Lonesome Dove)

"The dirtiest job you can have is bein' a kid." -my cousin Haley(real-life)

"Listenin' to you brag don't improve the taste of these Mexican Strawberries none." -Captain Woodrow F. Call(Lonesome Dove)

"You wanna think somethin', why don't you think that roof back up on the barn 'stead 'a sittin' in the shade all the time." -Captain Woodrow F. Call(Lonesome Dove)

"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm." -Pippin Took(LOTR, The Two Towers)

"Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our Fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. The average foot speed over uneven ground barring injury is four mile and hour, that gives us a radius of six miles. What I want out of each and everyone of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, werehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse, and dog house in that area. Checkpoints go up to 15 miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimbell. Go get 'im!" -Samuel Gerard(The Fugitive) (I know that's more like a speech, but I love that quote!)

"Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, as long as your thinkin'." -Samuel Gerard(The Fugitive)

"That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big, fat log." -Hector Cyr(Lake Placid)

"Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King, Steward." -Gandalf Greyhame(The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)

"Regular or extra crispy?" Samuel Gerard(U.S. Marshals)

"It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could pull myself together, would it?" -Charlie Pace(LOST)

"Guys? Is this normal; this whole day changing into night, end-of-the-world-type weather? Guys?" -Charlie Pace(LOST)

"You don't know me! I'm a bloody rock god!" Charlie Pace(LOST)

"You want to hear the part about me nearly being killed by the flaming fireball or the flying fork?" -Charlie Pace(LOST)

"You climb it. What if I don't? You going to beat me with your Jesus stick?" -Charlie Pace(LOST)

"Locke? The guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in his lunch tin." -Charie Pace(LOST)

"Yeah, I know, I get it. You're going to go in your little magic hut and I'm going to stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey." -Charlie Pace(LOST)

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You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Lol. I fell for that bad.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

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Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... :

My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sartichoke to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Do you love me yet?