Hi, all mi pplz out there in the crzi world!

WARNING: 99% of the stories I write are SLASH, so if you have something against gay relationships and/or love, leave now! :)

I LOVE BIG TIME RUSH!!!!!! It is the most AMAZING TV show(and band) in the world! They are soooooooo HOT and sweet! I just cannot get over how much I LOVE those guys! And I completely support all six of the BTR slash pairings! SLASH-LOVING RUSHER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I want to give a special shout-out to my awesomeness friends BTRlover17, BigTimeCrush, and bigtimerushlovers! They are SO AWESOME and I love them to death! Check out their stories! :D

Hands-down, my top-two FAVORITE authors on FanFiction are BTRlover17 and waterwicca! Their stories are absolutely AMAZING! Seriously, if you're looking for some AWESOME BTR slash fics, check out theirs! Their fics are amazing perfection! And did I mention that they're amazing? XD

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Brown

Race: Caucasian (white)

Gender: Female

Height: 5' 0"

Age: 17

Residence: Alabama, USA

Hobbies: WRITING, playing video games, photography, designing outifts, drawing floor plans for old houses, riding four-wheelers, and singing.

Pets: A dog named Koda(he's soooo cute!).
My hermit crab, Claire, died(Nov. 6, 2010; R.I.P.) I used to have another hermit crab, but he died, too. I also used to have two other dogs, but they were both hit by cars. *sniffles* :'( Rest In Peace, my puppies and crabs!

Favorite TV Shows: BIG TIME RUSH, Victorious, Spongebob Squarepants, Queer as Folk, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Golden Girls, Monk, Bridezillas, World's Dumbest, America's Funniest Home Videos, Modern Marvels, Million Dollar Listing New York, Selling New York.

Favorite Movies: A Knight's Tale, Harry Potter(all of them), Ghost, Silent Hill, The Grudge 1&2, Eight Legged Freaks, Star Wars(all of them), Anaconda 1&2, Twister, Treasure Planet, Indiana Jones(all of them), Signs, Independence Day, The War of the Worlds(the old one), The Day After Tomorrow, Titanic, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Madea's Family Reunion, Ghost Ship, Dracula, The Fugitive, Wild Hogs, Lake Placid, RV, Escape from New York, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Are Alive, Wicked Little Things, My Cousin Vinny, Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield, Boogyman 2, The Crying Child, Adam & Steve, The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, House of Wax, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Birdcage, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Employee of the Month, Orphan, That Darn Cat, Paul, Grown Ups, The Werewolf, Elf, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Air Force One, Jack and Jill, I Robot, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.

Favorite Video Games: Tetris, Star Wars Racer Revenge, Tak and the Power of Juju, Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams, Tak and the Guardians of Gross, any of the Frogger games, and Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights.

Favorite Nintendo DS Games: Cooking Mama(all of them), Crafting Mama, Gardening Mama, and Professor Layton(all of them).

Favorite Comedians: Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, John Capurulo, Frank Caliendo, Jon Reep, Jeff Dunham, and Rodney Carrington.

Favorite Websites: FanFiction, DeviantArt, Google, Gmail, Wikipedia, JamesMaslowFan, eBay, Amazon, and FictionPress.

Favorite Quotes:

"I believe in the doodoos in my pants." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Hold my loofah." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"Will you just let me have fun on my desert island? It's MINE!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Of course he loves you! I mean, who wouldn't love you w-with your hair a-and your hands...and that rat-dog-thing?" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"What about the second grade when she broke my arm playing marbles? Or the third grade when she gave me the only paper-cut in history that required surgery? Or eighth grade...lab partners!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Another fruit water for my fruit cup." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You want me to let the monkeys mansion-sit?!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"You're monkey-dogs!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! Venus!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Maybe girls will like space matadores on a star-mobile holding stuffy-puppies." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"But isn't dawn really early?" James(Big Time Rush)

"I don't have any spit left." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I can't hurt you. You're my friend." James(Big Time Rush)

"I missed your home-cooking!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"They should know us! We're Big Time Rush! We autographed a pig!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ha. I'm smarter than you." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Pink one's mine." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIE!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"He snores all night, scares sunblock-girl away, and OATMEAL FACE?! Which is actually good for my complection." James(Big Time Rush)

"Everybody chill it out. And hop aboard the Logan-train to Mellow-ville. BLEEP!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"No. I'd rather find a better job that doesn't involve work." James(Big Time Rush)

"It's basic fartology." Logan(Big TimeRush)

"Can I get you a latte or a yacht?" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"Girls...so many girls...and the...ouchies." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"You spilled my chocolate milk!" James(Big Time Rush)

"You're not allowed to talk to her until I'm pretty again." James(Big Time Rush)

"Bitters just ripped one." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Is that bacon-n-cheese?" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"I was lonely!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"That's my meatloaf!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Oh, boo-hoo! A hot girl's chasing you? I'm just a head!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Hey! You can't use rightie!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Okay, I'm gonna go in there and tell the girl that we've been friends with since pre-K that you guys don't wanna help her, and that she has to go back...to Minnestoa." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"If that girl you hired breaks sweet Carlos' heart, I'm gonna break every single one of your music awards." Kelly(Big Time Rush)

"We should moon Gustavo and the ghost?" James(Big Time Rush)

"We're gonna trap a ghost with vacuum cleaners." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"ECTO-NET!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"You're alone. No one's gonna see your hair." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Snowmobile!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"And what--you don't like fountains?" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ouchies..." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Enter my domain, boys." James(Big Time Rush)

"Who knew such a simple picture could bring you so close to death." Camille(Big Time Rush)

"I get nauseous just drinking water!" James(Big Time Rush)

"We're teen-agers. If we don't party, we could die!" James(Big Time Rush)

"I was wondering if you could be my guest-friend-person-thing?" Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"I LIKE LIVING!" James(Big Time Rush)

"...131, 132; yep, they're all here." Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Is bad stuff over?" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"That always happens when I make toast!" Jenny Tinkler(Big Time Rush)

"Please kill us gently!" Logan, Gustavo, and Kelly(Big Time Rush)

"Bleep, blap, bloop!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Does he know he looks like a yam?" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Oh, no, I told him not to buy those clams from that guy on the freeway!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Carlos! Little help here!" Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"...or they move to Canada to live among the moose!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush)

"So we just have to find a band who's looking for a horrible singer who may have been sent from Voltraz to destroy the earth." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"They're gonna ask what happened to me. Ha!" James(Big Time Rush)

"I'm three feet taller than you!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Oooo, Kendall's good at math!" Kelly(Big Time Rush)

"Why me? Your lips weren't exactly innocent bystanders." James(Big Time Rush)

"Oh, you know I'm not that clever." James(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! Mrs. Knight, can we borrow your make-up and nail polish?" James(Big Time Rush)

"We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!" James and Logan(Big Time Rush)

"What did you do?!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"I CAN FIX IT!!!!!!!!" Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Rich and famous dancing dogs!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Wait! That's it? That's your interigation? You didn't put the screws to 'em or slap 'em with the hard cheese!" Katie(Big Time Rush)

"Making cow noises is fun!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Ooo! A pretty bird!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"Well, frankly, mama makes a great sammich." Kendall(Big Time Rush)

"It's one of the things you love about me." James(Big Time Rush)

"Carlos, I want a meatball sub!" James(Big Time Rush)

"Go get 'em, my shiny, glittery best bud!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"He was so young and so full of suction!" Buda Bob(Big Time Rush)

"You're the smart one! Is the pretty one supposed to figure this stuff out, or the smart one, HUH?" James(Big Time Rush)

"What are you talking about? This box-house is awesome!" Carlos(Big Time Rush)

"It's one of the things you love about me." James(Big Time Rush)

"I like stuff." Logan(Big Time Rush)

"Brain-freeze is its own reward!" James(Big Time Rush)

"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"I don't know what a snail would want with a brooch!" Spongebob(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Firmly grasp it!" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"What's so great about a nerdy pickle?" Patrick(Spongebob Squarepants)

"Why have we all been turned into fruits?" Squidward(Spongebob Squarepants)

"I'd rather you didn't Tweet about my personal spit." Carly(iCarly)

"I don't know what it's called! The boo-boo spray!" Carly(iCarly)

"I think he needs more boo-boo spray." Freddie(iCarly)

"Wanna see what happens when I dip my Sham-Pow in the toilet?" Spencer(iCarly)

"I was gonna say 'bullet bunkie', but whatever tickles your peach." Sam(iCarly)

"Marvin bit my pants." Spencer(iCarly)

"My magic meatball told me to." Spencer(iCarly)

"My tongue is still numb from the mustard!" Gibby(iCarly)

"Candice was telling me a story about mushroom tartlets and wouldn't shut up."Spencer(iCarly)

"Okay, we e-mail Marta, then find a weed-whacker for my mom's armpits." Sam(iCarly)

"You popped my wart!" Lewbert(iCarly)

"He sprayed me with a suspicious liquid!" Spencer(iCarly)

"There's no crock-pot app!" Freddie(iCarly)

"No, Freddie, I mean we rub ourselves with sweet mustard and sing show-tunes." Sam(iCarly)

"I just burned the snot out of my mouth!" Nora(iCarly)

"My pallet is blistering!" Nora(iCarly)

"No one sees the wizard!" Nora(iCarly)

"And he sprayed me with fluids!" Spencer(iCarly)

"We're mothers!" Carly(iCarly)

"Great, so for dinner we can have butter and blue toilet water." Carly(iCarly)

"Who's the dude playing in our toilet?" Spencer(iCarly)

"I have to go make my mom a salad." Freddie(iCarly)

"I love you, too, Grandma. Thanks for the quilt!" Tori(Victorious)

"Everyone loves having their tummy tickled!" Tori(Victorious)

"What's wrong with weird and disturbing?" Sinjin(Victorious)

"The world needs weenies. Without weenies, who'd wear turtle-necks?" Sikowitz(Victorious)

"What in the name of gravy?" Andre(Victoruious)

"He sat on my new scissors! Now they're bent! They've lost their siz!" Jade(Victorious)

"The girl only weighs, like, ninety pounds. How much pee can she hold?" Andre(Victorious)

"We have a thing at a place?" Robbie(Victorious)

"My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!" Cat(Victorious)

"Freaky green peppers!" Trina(Victorious)

"There are seven children in a cupcake who need me!" Sikowitz(Victorious)

"Oh! I call the ears!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"The ears are mine!" Sven(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Ketchup! It's so obvious!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Blue-cheese dressing included." Aloe(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"We used string-cheese for hair!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Good-bye, mystery lady with a size thirteen shoe!" Sven(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Skippy has a nervous bowel! It's a medical condition, sir!" Skinner(Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures)

"Good girls don't lift up their skirts...but I'm not a girl." Dude-Girl(on DeviantArt)

"I see little balls of sunshine in a bag." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"My brain's gone." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"Now, my only hope is to become an intellectual and find a retired Jew." Blanche(Golden Girls)

"Well, pardon me while I play the grand piano." Sophia(Golden Girls)

"The man's as gay as a picnic basket." Sophia(Golden Girls)

"Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our Fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. The average foot speed over uneven ground barring injury is four miles and hour, that gives us a radius of six miles. What I want out of each and everyone of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, werehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse, and dog house in that area. Checkpoints go up to fiteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimbell. Go get him!" -Samuel Gerard(The Fugitive)

"Shorter roads, more loads!" -Craig Rygaard(Ax Men)

"When Earl sings, he sounds like a retarded midget on helium." -Shelby Stanga(Ax Men)

"...and if Earl don't act right, I'm gonna shoot that wine-headed wench right dead in the foot." Shelby Stanga(Ax Men)

"You've gotta be a real jackass to try to run from the cops in a meat truck." Chuck Nice(World's Dumbest)

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" Ernest Gaines

"The tree! The twig! The burning bush!" -my cousin Elizabeth(real-life)

If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Carlos on Big Time Rush is the most ADORABLE sweetie-pie EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're IN LOVE with Big Time Rush, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have NO problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever counted the teeth on your comb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're the shortest person in your family, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever squirted yourself in the eye with a cream puff, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you think Coke Zero is an insult to the Coca-Cola name, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all those uptight overly-religeous weirdos should just sit down, shut up, and leave Halloween on Sunday ALONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you think pandas are adorable, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

98% of girls would follow Justin Beiber if he jumped off a building. If you're part of the two perecent who would grab some popcorn and fight over front-row seats to watch, copy and paste this to your profile. LOL! XD

If you think the Duggars have ENOUGH kids already, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you friend is WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had to have a Blonde-Joke explained to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to join the fight to END animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever cut yourself or poked yourself in the eye while trying to open a can of corned beef, copy and pasted this to your profile.

Do you love me yet? LOL! :D *huggles* ^.^