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since: 08-24-08, id: 627989, Profile Updated: 09-03-08
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for Horror, Romance, General, Love, and General.

Name: Caitlyn MacKenzee Dale Miller (Cat)

Age: 17

Sign: I REPRESENT SASORI!! (I'm Scorpio)

Blood Type: B- (Because I'm too lazy to get an A+. XD)

Myspace: www.myspace.com/lady_of_kul_elna

E-mail: lady_of_kul_elna@yahoo.com

Gaia Online: Xocolatl Xylophone

Quizilla: Nicxylta (It's my Organization XIII name!!)

Livejournal: Kandy_Kunoichi (Or Strawberry_Shinobi)

DeviantART: Demonicfaerie666

Occupation: Exorcist

Hello peoples!! What's up with you guys? I've finally decided to update my profile, I haven't in like, a year. Anyway, I'm a 17-year-old girl with a passion for anime and manga. I like to draw, read, and write stuff

I'm sorry if my stories are a bit confusing... most of them are inter-related and focus on the same cast of characters. It's my own little world... and chapter stories are too hard for me to write, so I tend to do only one-shots.

My favorite anime are: D.Gray-Man, Code Geass, Naruto. Yuugiou, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles, xxxHolic, Bleach, Saiyuki, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Princess Princess, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and others.

Favorite video games: KINGDOM HEARTS!! I LOVE YOU ZEXION!! Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core (I cried at the end) Phoenix Wright, and Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3

Favorite anime character: Kanda Yuu from D.Gray-man. He's just... so pretty. A lttle mean... and a little stupid... but it's part of his charm.

Favorite songs: "Pray" by Tommy Heavenly6, "Pureness" by Nana Kitade, "Angel Ukky", "Kiss from a Rose" by Angela Aki, "Vanilla" by Gackt, "Requiem" by Miyavi, "Kesenai Tsumi" by Nana Kitade, "Viva Rock" by Orange Range, "Hero's comeback" by some Nobody Knows, "Simple and Clean" by Utada, "Bold and Delicious" by Ayumi, "Living's a problem cause everything dies" by Biffy Clyro, "So Sick" by Flyleaf, "Cancer" and "Mamma" By My Chemical Romance, "Thnks fr th mmrs" by Fall Out Boy, "The devil went down to scunthorp" and others. Mostly Jpop and Jrock and techno. I like DDR songs too.

Favorite books: "Harry Potter", "Artemis Fowl", "Cirque du Freak"

Favorite pairings( in order from favorite to least favorite): LavixKanda, SuzakuxLelouch, ginxHitsugaya, SasuNeji, KuroFai, ItaDei, SasoDei, ItaNeji, AxelZexion, MarlyZexion, GaaNaru, AxelZexion, DemyxZexion, YukiManabe, KibaShika, RiSo, XemnasZexion (I know that doesn't make sense. Shut up.)MarlyZexion, ZeroKaname, YuujiroMikoto, YuujiroTohruMikoto, YuujiroTohru, KakaIru, InoSaku, LightxL, MelloNear, HaruKyo, MarikBakura, GojyoHakkai, GojyoGoku, SanzoHakkai, SanzoGoku, KaibaJounouchi, RoyEd, SeshoInu, InuMiroku, InuKoga, and others.

My characters are: Axel Connor, Skylar and Nicholas Morgan, Jaidin Madison, Lyam Marith, Roziel/Raziel, Alexiel, Gabriel, Teagan Ross, Roxy and Sayra Abbot, Rikku Kitizawa, and Amy Wright.

I lurves yalls!

I'm worth 2,397,628.00 on humanforsale.com. How much are you worth?

Oh! My mom is weird:

I found out my friend Frank's whole name is Franklin Dale Miller. He has a cousin named MacKenzee Dale Miller.

My name? Caitlyn MacKenzee Dale Miller. I decided I'd text my mom and tell her.

Mom: Weird. Maybe you're related.

Me: I don't think so...

Mom: Whatever.

Me: It's weird though. I can smell the bittersweet odor of irony.

Mom: What does that smell like? Coffee, flowers, farts?

She's weird...

Quotes:

~"Reading is knowledge, knowledge is power, power is corrupt, corruptions a crime, and crime doesn't pay. So basically, if you read, you'll go broke." - My long lost friend Felicity (who I miss greatly)

~"A pretty girl stopped me on the way, so I danced." -Kakashi

~"Hello Students, today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi

~(To Kisame) "I get it now! That sword... it's your weapon, isn't it?" -Gai-sensei XD

~ To me: God, Cat... why can't you just grow up?"

Me: Because you're in my way, of course.

~ Alex: Midgets, donkeys, and orangutans.

Me: With evil monkey demon lords.

Alex: On a unicycle!

Me: Pulling a chariot!

Alex: With three blind mice in the back!

Me: And flaming wheels!

Alex: With a license place that says-

Me: "Shit happens."

~ "So tell me, Zexion... how do you like my home-made pickles?

"I don't care about your pickles!" -conversation between Vexen and Zexion in the Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories manga.

~ Cat... I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance.

~"The hourglass stopped... did they forget to wind it or something?" -Shikamaru

~"I hate mondays." -Garfield

~"I like cheese." -Me

~ My math teacher: "Cat... what is that thing around your neck?"

Me: "Huh?"

Teacher: "That necklace... it looks like a-"

Me: "IT'S A SITAR!" (about my Demyx sitar necklace)

~ "I put Demyx in the dryer... now he's all warm and fluffy."

~While searching around for my Neji Hyuuga plushy: "Oops! Oh, I found him, Kyle... I was sitting on his face."

~Me: "You bit my friend! He's a boy!"

Alex: "So?"

~"And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head." -Courtesy of Gir.

~"OH NO! I killed Demy!"

~ Me: "Oh come on, Frank... sure, he hugged Kairi and was happy to see her, but the moment he saw Riku he was on his knees crying; 'Riku, you're here! You're actually here!' Doesn't that tell you something?"

Frank: "Riku's his best friend. I almost dropped to my knees and cried after I found my best friend after he was missing for a long time."

Me: "What about your girlfriend? Did you push past her too?"

Frank: "My girlfriend hadn't been missing."

Me: "Then can you honestly say that if your girlfriend and best friend were both missing and you found them again, that you would ignore your girlfriend and cry over your best friend?"

Frank: "No..."

Me: "See? Sora's in love with Riku. It's the only plausible explanation."

Frank: "And the worst part is? I can't even say anything to that."

~ "Screw the rules, I have money." -Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series.

~"LET THE POWER OF YOUTH EXPLODE!!"

~ "Sometimes I wish that someone who understands me would tell me what I mean."

~ "Jason's not a bear... he's a character in a horror movie."

"Why the hell should I care about some bear in a horror movie?!"

~ "You know, I could sue."

"No. No you couldn't."

~Tiffany: "Hexion."

Me: "Rock's ass."

Tiffany: "Axe hell."

Me: "Licks hard."

Tiffany: "Da mix."

Me: "Right."

~ "Get your Zexi-on!"

~"I'm bringing Zexi back!"

~ "SHANNARO!!"

~ "He's pregnant..."

"Yup."

"Why?"

"Because."

"That makes no sense..."

"Of course it does."

"No it doesn't."

"You're so uncreative."

~My friend Carmen: "You like SasuNeji? You like the weirdest pairings..."

Me: "Says the girl who thinks Larxene goes well with Olette."

Carmen: "She does!"

Me: "They've never even MET each other!"

Carmen: "No, but if they did I'm sure they'd hit it off!"

~ "So remember, always use a condom while playing card games." -Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series

~"Got it memorized?"

~"Oh! I'm getting that thing! You know...like a headache with pictures!"

"You mean an idea?"

~ "Don't feel bad. Women are always weak in the knees for the elite, cool type." -Gaara

~"I'm on a seefood diet- when I see food, I eat it!"

~"That's baggy." -Neji (I don't know when...)

~""You're pathetic. Do you even have a penis?" -Sai

~"Oh... I guess you do have one." -Sai

~"IT'S-NOT-A-PENIS-IT'S-A-SITAR!!"

"Kakooshi! Saucy has to peepee!"

~Random office person: "Oh my god! He's dead!"

George: 'Don't look at me, I didn't get the post-it.'

~Me: "I'm keeping it real... gotta rep for my man Sasori!!"

Christianne: "What?"

Me: You know... cuz Sasori means scorpion... and I'm a Scorpio..."

Christianne: "I know. I'm a Scorpio too."

Me: "Cool! We both rep Sasori!!"

-"Even if the morrow is barron of promises, nothing shall forestall my return." -Genesis Rhapsodos

- "We've been on a few missions together and there's something I've been meaning to tell you. I was goin to say it as soon as I got home, but it's a little embarassing." -In a letter written to Zack Fair from Cloud Strife in Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core. This is not made up, and is actually from the game.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!


I've posted below what I believe to be right. I did not start this one, but I will continue it. This is not another meaningless copy and paste, this is me (TillThatTime) speaking out for something I believe in. Now it's your turn. Take a stand. Fight for what's right. And keep on speaking out until someone chooses to hear. Spread LOVE not HATE and put a stop to HOMOPHOBIA.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

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1. Quicksilver reviews
Mercury was a dangerous substance that was known to make mortal men go mad. It seemed to have the same effect on vampires. Rated M for slash and vampirism.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 12-16-08
2. The Game
The Game is played by everyone, and everyone plays it the same way. And the Dealer ALWAYS wins.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08
3. Eeny Meeny Miney Moe
Not an innocent children's game. Now it's something much more dangerous.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08
4. The Gates reviews
The journey was one you could never return from. A poem of suicide.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 9-4-08
5. Broken Doll
Sometimes a broken heart can change you, turn you into something with no mind or feelings. It takes a new love to change that. A poem.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 9-4-08
6. Possession reviews
He hated the way he looked at other men. He was HIS, his twin, his brother, his love. He always would be. M for rape and sexual relations between two male twins.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 9-3-08
7. Malocchio reviews
It was a horrible thing that he had done. He had let his most precious person get hurt and had even KILLED a man. This was a horrible, horrible thing, this biased judgement. It was truly evil. M for language, violence, homophobia, and suggestions of rape.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 9-3-08
8. Try, Try Again
The first time was a disaster..... they had avoided each other like the plague afterwards for far too long. It was time that they tried again. M for incest, twincest, and homosexuality.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-28-08
9. Memorandum
It was all he could do to keep from crying every time he remembered his past. These acid memories..... they burned him. M for homosexual innuendo, gore and violence.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-28-08
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