Okay...

Let me try to figure out what I'm doing here...oh wait, I have no idea.
I'm not sure what to say...so I'll be blunt about this. It's not my fault I'm
going to post my awful stories here. We (secretagent99 or Lauren and I) are
working together here. I started giving her ideas for stories and she
would write them. (Yes I am The lazycatz/layzeecatz) I'm guessing it was
a hassle for my friend (trying to keep up with so many stories) so I will
write too (I guess that does make it my fault...). Also some of my story
ideas come no where near what my original thoughts
were (i.e. Once Upon A Dream although it was very good).
So, here goes nothing...right?

Okay...Uhh..Random Updates That Come With The Pumpkin Guy Every Thousand
Years Or So From Charlie Brown

10/23/09~It's my mommy's birthday today! Happy Birthday Mommy!!
It also happens to be the best day of my life since the secret love
of my life actually talked to me today. I'm pretty sure I almost died right
then and there but I'm okay now. So I started a new story for you
guys whilest I try to come up with new idea for the story I've already posted...
I might just delete it and you guys will just have to live with aweful me. Heeheehee :DD
Anyway, have fun today because today rocks!!

8/13/09~Introducing Chapter 3 of my story Truth and Lies, Love and Hate,
Good and Evil or whatever it's called!! I'll be on vacation so don't expect
Chapter 4 to be up next week. And school starts the next day (High School!!)
so I'm saying sorry early for all the delays. If you have a problem with it or if
you're impatient, please yell at my teachers for all the homework. XD Also,
special thanks to the whole three people who have reviewed my story! That
would be KrasyGal, Kelabelle, and SecretAgent99!! Thanks to any silent
readers out there too. Thanks for reading!!

Random Definitions Of Randomness

Me: a cool kid who is completely amazing.

Amazing: new stereotype that describes writer Lori Somethingoranother
consisting of qualities from the stereotypes emo, punk, goth, athletic, hippie kid,
animal freak, and her own freakyness.

Kitty: awesome creature of God that probably hates you no matter who you
are because no one is worthy of the divine kitty-ness of a kitty.

Doggy :DD : adorable creature of God that worships you and dies long before
humans because they have perfected the art of loving your neighbor.

Horsey: totally awesome creature of God that is just really cool.

Don't ask.

This Calls For An 'About Secret Agent99 Productions'

Ahh, Lauren/Secretagent99 explained layzeecatz productions as story ideas thought up by
yours truly. The same thing goes here except the ideas are Lauren's. So, I guess that covers it, right?

P.S. to my sneaky secret-like agent friend- If you need me to write up a story for you like you,
being the good friend you are, did for me when I didn't have an account here, I will gladly
take the task(s) at hand! Bring it on!...lol...

Random But I Know All Of Y'all Are Gonna Read It Anyway

I am the biggest Beatles fan ever. They are so awesome. In fact, I don't care where or when
you are or what you or I am doing, I'm probably listening to Beatles songs right as you
read this. And I know you're thinking right now, "What does that have to do with anything?"
Well, it doesn't have to do with anything. I just got this feeling to put something in about
The Beatles. In fact, right now as I write this, I'm listening to "I've Got A Feeling". So, yeah.
As a friend of mine would put it (and I love this),

"Everyone likes the Beatles. They just don't know it yet."

Peace and love ya'll. Peace and Love.

My Fancharacter

If I give you permission to use them you can use them but please put
a note saying they are my characters!

Copy Catting

Some of the terms I may use for any of my stories for species, food, places, etc. may
pre-exist without my knowledge. So if you happen to see a strange, new term in my
writing that you've seen somewhere else (i.e. Television, books, internet, etc.) and if I've
made no note of previous use, please alert me of what word or term and where you have seen
it and I will readily add it in an author's note. (An example if I'm very confusing: I use Grendel the Troll Thing
and don't say anything about the term's origin, Beowulf. Please just speak up and tell me that I've forgotten.)
Thank you! And don't copy cat me all you copy catters out there. No one likes a copy catter.

All that's left is bio's i guess...

Roxanne: She is a girl with brown hair that reaches just above her knees. She has brown eyes with green
edges that sparkle mischeviously. She's...oh...i don't know...5'...6". She's 17. Her best friend is
Najika Steel. She has a major crush on Vladmir. She can control Earth elements. She works with the
CIA/FBI with Najika and Zero. She can also talk to animals of the land and makes peace with most of them.

Vladmire: A boy with long-ish black hair. Red eyes that gleam with a certain evil (but he's a good guy).
He's like 5'9 1/2"?? (Is that a real height??). Anyway, He's 18 and is best friends with
Zero Coleman. He has a little crush on Roxanne and controls Water elements. He also works with
CIA/FBI. He can speak with the animals of the water and makes peace with most of them.

You made it to the end of my seemingly endless rambling!! Congradulations!!