Hi, peoples! I'm Cat! And this is my profile! (Obviously) I'm 14 and am an empath, and most of the stuff I post on here will be oneshots and poetry. So don't expect anything too lengthy from me. Now let us continue before I bore you with a completely and utterly random conversation. Or before you die of boredom.

But before we continue I want to say Thanks to shy-and-smart you're an awesome person!! And also thanks to Sarah (All.PenNames.Must.Be.Unique) for introducing me to this site!! And new thanks to berryebilbunny and Fulgars!

Um... my science teacher is a pyro maniac. (He even admitted to it!) Most of my friends are either pyros or pyro maniacs like me. We are an emo/goth/punk group. I'm more of the emo/tomboy of the group, but I'm getting out of the emo phase. We are considered the outcasts of our school. I am one of the smartest in my school and people try to pay me to do their homework. If you piss me off you get your ass kicked and you get cussed out in several different languages. I hate my name and it irks me when people call me it. I'm a quiet person who is not to be messed with. My mom is a bitch and is the biggest fucking hypocrite in the world. Other than that I'm a nice, caring person. Though I swear I'm bi-polar. (one of my friends thinks I have multiple personalities, which is probably true) I also love anime and manga. Most of my time is spent reading or writing and I usually discard my homework until five minutes before that class (yet some how it always gets done). People randomly bombard me with cell phone numbers after school when the hallway is empty and my backpack won't zip up. People also randomly exclaim how much I look like a lion and start petting me, then they get even more excited and say my hair is soft like a kitty's fur. It's creepy really. I've bored you to death haven't I? Oh well. At least I'm not the one who has to bury your body in the back yard because I don't want to explain anything to the police.

Nicknames:

I have like 41 nicknames so I pretty much answer to anything. Here they are:

1) Binx
2) Calina
3) Cat
4) Cat-Cat
5) Cat Demon
6) Chica
7) Comfy Kitty
8) Demon
9) Demonly Saint
10) Fluffy
11) Frizzy
12) Kaitlyn
13) Kimi
14) Katarina
15) KitCatQueenOfTheRandoms
16) Katie
17) Kartina
18) Kit-Kat
19) Kitten
20) Kitty
21) Kitty-Cat
22) Kitty-chan
23) Luna
24) Nack-Nick
25) Nana
26) Neko-chan
27) Neko
28) Nick-Nack
29) Nicole
30) Poley
31) Polka-dots
32) Poodle
33) Poofy
34) Fluffy
35) Katto-sama
36) Queeny
37) Random Princess
38) Random Queen
39) Saint
40) Salt
41) Tina

Animes/Manga that I am currently watching/reading or that I like . . . a lot (I will add more as watch more):

1) Naruto (Stalled)

2) Death Note (complete)

3) Bleach (It is so addicting!)

4) Full Metal Alchemist (reading manga. anime complete. movie yet to watch)

5) Inu-Yasha (complete)

6) Vampire Knight (waiting for episode 13)

7) Mar (working on it)

8) Serial Experiments Lain (complete)

9) Black Cat (Manga complete. Still working in the anime)

10) Card Captor Sakura (complete)

11) Sailor Moon (complete)

12) Ouran High School Host Club (anime complete . . . working on manga . . .)

13) Tactics (complete)

14) Loveless(complete)

15) Avatar: the last Airbender (haven't gotten past the second season)

Favorite Movies:

National Treasure

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Castle In The Sky

Spirited Away

Princess Monoke

My Neighbor Totoro

Kiki's Delivery Service

Howl's Moving Castle

Pahn's Labrinth

The Orphange

The Labyrinth

Practical Magic

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Favorite Books:

Inkspell

Inkheart

Spellfall

War for the Oaks

Firestar's Quest

The Blood Confession

On a Pale Horse

Favorite Sagas, Series', and Trilogies:

Harry Potter (Series)

The Inheritence Trilogy (Trilogy)

Warriors (Saga)

The New Prophecy Warriors (Saga)

The Power of Three (Saga)

The Divide Trilogy (Trilogy)

Animals:

Pets:

12 Dogs: Bear, Sky, Penny, Teddy, Lady, Licker, Lazy, Dutchess, Mathyes, DaVinchi, Dusty, and Daisy

9 Cats: Star, Butterscotch, Houdini, Oddball, Blacky, Spotty, 2 other kittens ( I can't remember their names), and Kitty

2 Gold fish: Missy, and Goldy

and a lot of box turtles

Favorite Animals:

I like all animals

Favorite Quotes/Sayings (I'll add more as I find more) :

"Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crispy and good with ketchup" bumper sticker

"I've run out of sick days so I'm calling in dead" bumper sticker. Again

"Okay! Okay! Unfuck you!" bumper sticker . . . again

"I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time." bumper sticker . . . . . . again

"You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days he's yours" bumper sticker . . . . . . . . . how sad

"I'm the kind of person who bursts out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday" icon . . . now more bumper stickers?

"BUCKLE UP. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car" bumper sticker . . . I spoke to soon. Please tell me this is the last friggin bumper sticker!

"Fucking Jagerbombs" icon . . . Thank you!

"Keep talking while I reload . . ." bumper sticker . . . God dammit!

"Best Friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you" icon . . . Yay! No more bumper stickers!

"Don't steal . . . The government hates competition" bumper sticker . . . -smacks head on computer desk-

"Smile if your not wearing underwear" bumper sticker . . . must. resist.laughter!-laughs ass off-

"I swear to drunk I'm not God" Roy Mustang, icon

"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings" bumper sticker . . . forget it! I'm goin to bed . . .

"Take your ex out to night.
(one bullet oughtta do it)" icon . . .

"Jesus is coming! Look busy . . ." bumper sticker . . . why so many bumper stickers? ( I thought you went to bed?) Couldn't sleep.

"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions" . . . ha ha ha heh heh heh . . .

"I brake for . . . Oh shit! No brakes!" . . . AHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Ever stop to think . . . And forget to start again?" . . . was that a bumper sticker?

"Reach out and touch someone. No! Not there!" . . . wow . . .

"Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Charming
Happy" . . . ha ha it spells bitch . . . (are you drunk?)

"A goal is a dream with a deadline" . . . (did you pass out?)

"Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas" . . . the voices aren't real? Then who have I been talking to for the past hour?!

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they will pee on you while you sleep." . . . My cat does that to my brother all the time.

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate your self in public" . . . I'm in public? and when did I humiliate my self?! (Your either drunk or half delirious from lack of sleep. Or on drugs)

"Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change". . . wears my wallet?

"Remember, the toes you step on today maybe attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow" . . . That's disgusting! Why would I kiss someones ass? ( . . . idiot . . .)

"Remember to use ALL fingers when waving at a police officer" . . . why would someone wave with only one finger? ( . . . what an idiot . . .)

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on" . . . what is going on? (-sighs-)

"Your just jealous because the voices are talking to me." . . . The voices don't what to talk to me? -sob- (-smacks head against bookshelf hoping to kill a few brain cells-)

"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42muscles in your face to frown. BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head.

Pass it on . . ." . . . Pass what on? (-throws sharp objects at idiot but misses because target bends over to tie shoe- . . . dammit . . .)

"What the hell do you mean all the cupcakes are GONE?!" . . . There's no more cupcakes?!

"One by one the penguins slowly steal our sanity." . . . evil penguins (maybe your not such an idiot after all)

"You know whats sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American history" . . . history is boring (No it's not! -throws more more sharp objects and hits target- yay! she might die!) Help me! I've been stabbed with a sharpened potato! ( . . . I didn't say what the object was . . . )

"I love creating fangirls! It gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling." Sarah

"The white powder is sleeping powder." Hannah said as she iced the cake.
"Enough to put you into a coma?" Sarah asked as she also iced the cake.
"No. Enough to kill you." I said as I licked the reaming icing off my knife
"And then put you into a coma?!" Sarah exclaimed
"Yes" Hannah said. (Hannah had made a cake and we were joking that the powdered sugar in the icing was crushed sleeping pills)

"The dorm? I don't want to. And I absolutely won't!" Aidou
"Yuuki, look for a rope. I'll tie him up and take him back." Zero
"AH! He's running away." Yuuki (Vampire Knight Vol.5, Chap. 23, pg. 41

"Anyway, is it okay to be in the chairman's private office?" Yuuki
"Otherwise, how about Zero's room, in the Day Dorms . . .?" Yuuki
"Rejected" Zero and Aidou
"I'm hungry . . ." Aidou
"What's with the caution? Home cooking is fine. Make me some." Aidou
"Ah is the bed empty in the morning? I want something nice and soft . . ." Aidou
"If the linens don't have a lavender scent I can't sleep . . . And the curtains?" Aidou
"After that if someone tries to find me tell them I'm not here. Lets see . . . a towel and a toothbrush . . ." Aidou ( . . . Aidou sure is talkative . . .)
-clenches fist- Zero
"Calm down, Zero." Yuuki (Vampire Knight Vol. 5, Chap. 23, pg. 42-43)

"Didn't you say you didn't want to eat what Zero made?" Yuuki
"Ahh . . . It wasn't like it's not to my tastes. It's just okay. I guess" Aidou
"But that wasn't a enough" Aidou (what a freeloader)
Selfish runaway . . . Yuuki
in the kitchen "What?! He ate for three people and still wants more?!" Zero
"Yes. Well he has no spirit" He likes to eat. Yuuki (Vampire Knight Vol. 5, Chap. 23, pg. 46 and 47)

"BACK YOU DEVILS! BACK!!" a quote from little Shiro in my friend, ShivaSummon, crackfic, Matsumoto's Halloweem Party(It's hilarious!)

“Run, Little Shiro, RUN!!” Karin , also from Matsumoto's Halloween Party

"We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous." icon

"ho-lla-back girl
n.I have no idea what it means but apparently Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has nothing to do with bananas." icon

"I'm the type of girl who will bust out laughing in dead silence because of somethng that happened . . . yesterday" icon

"What fun is it being 'cool' when you can't wear a somebero?!" icon

"My parents are afraid of the people in Hot Topic" icon

"I ran with siccors and survived" icon

"Cautionn water on road during rain" icon

"I'm cool because my icon is a colored zebra" icon

"It's funnier now that I get it" icon

"OMG I'm a piece of toast" icon

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA . . .NO" icon

"OMG the rain is wet!" icon

"Meet Bob. -image of a stick figure hang on the gallows- Bob tried to steal my cookie. Haha, Bob, Haha." icon

"You killed my brains." Roy Mustang, icon

"Do I look like a clown to you!?" Ed Elric, icon

"Determined to plot EVIL." Ed and Al, icon

"Come to the dark side Ed . . . We have cookies." Envy, icon
Me: No, Ed! Don't go! Wait . . . Did he say . . . COOKIES!?

"It'll be funnier than a penguin playing a banjo." icon

"ANIME: More addicting than crack." icon

"I'm not gonna waste the perfect comeback on you now. But don't think that I don't have one. Oh, yes, It's time will come" Ed, icon

"It's a beautiful day. now watch some asshole fuck it up" icon

"You're the kind of guy that wouldn't die even if some one killed you!" Sven Vollfied, Back cat volume 18, chap. 164. page 8

"You can keep the soda, sir. I don't like grape." a line that Riza Hawkeye says in one of my friends fics. (Pies in the Military, By HoldOnToYourTunaCans)

"I wish they'd make a Bleach action movie" Sarah said.
"I know!" I said.
"It's like they'd be cosplaying! Only in a movie!"

"I'm a portable goal post!" Hannah said as she played with Aaron and Nicki

"Evil Kaname! Giving people bodies . . ." Me as I read chapter 34 of Vampire knight While Hannah is reading chapter 30 and is renacting the moment when Kaname is giving Zero the doll (body)

"He's a creepo!" Hannah said as we talked about Kaname.

"Evil bastard -glare at computer screen- I ate you" Me as Hannah and I read read Vampire Knight.
"Ha ha! That's funny! Instead saying 'I hate you' you said 'I ate you'!" Hannah (the reason I said 'I ate you' is because since Hannah and I hate Kaname so much that we each printed out a picture of him and tore it to bits. She then chewed hers up and flushed it. I ate mine. Either way both pictures get flushed. Although one'll be later than the other . . .)

"Ah! Wood! Run away! You might get a splinty!" Hannah as she cowers in the corner from fear of getting a splinter.

"Thats a special kind of creepy!" me and Sarah as we looked at a creepy yaoi pic of Ichigo and Uryuu

"Back, butt, back, but, not the gut."My uncle Forest as my cousin Zachary and aunt Amy give him his 33rd birthday spankings.

"Get me a knife unless your gonna smash your cake!" my aunt Faith as Forest pulls a mallet out of the knife drawer.

"It's like the knife that guy used to chop the other guy!" Zachary
"More like she's gonna chop her finger off" Amy muttered as Faith is handed the large knife. (The previous night Faith had almost cut her finger off)

"Buy the Toasty Flamethower!" My brother as he tries to give me advice on how to play MechQhest. It's really funny if you were there.

"Shut up and be a good little life raft!" me as I'm 'saving' my friend from drowning in a wave of huggle and using my brother to 'save' her as he complains about being a life raft.

"Although by the end of the movie, he looked like floured ginger bread dough." Sarah
" . . ." Me
"You know he did!"Sarah
"Maybe he was floured ginger bread dough!" Me
"Maybe he was! Ya know with bones and organs." Sarah
"-gasp-That would mean he was a cookie monster!"Sarah as we discuss that the weird creature that was found dead on a beach in New York was cute and that it reminded her of E.T.

"They made them teenager proof, too!" I said as me and a couple of my friends try to open a child proof lid. Yeah it took a while . . .

"It's not nice to play with your food!" Allie's mom.
"It wasn't me, it was Cat" Allie. (one day for lunch there was this blue stuff and I started poking it to see if it would show and signs of life)

"It's all fun and games until some one gets and F." Mr. Allen, my science teacher (awesomest science teacher in the world!!)

"The old person water will ruin your pencil." Caleb (friend) as we do a science lab with denture tablets.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! It's old person water!" Caleb as we drop the denture tablets into hot water.

Quotes that I made up:

"Those who deserve the Sun have never felt its warmth. And those who bask in its rays don't deserve the light."

"The golden gates of Heaven are chain and locked not to the demons of the world, but to the lost souls who deserve its splendor. The black gates of Hell swing open wide to swollow the lost souls for enternity."

Good-bye, Syonara, Adeiu