Hello, hello!

As you can see, I am Pit Viper of Doom!

(Smiles winningly)

I may or may not have stories up soon, so keep an eye out! I have an account on Fanfiction . net, where my screen name is Adderstar of ValorClan. Check it out if you like Redwall, Warriors, Invader Zim, or Happy Tree Friends. I also have a DeviantArt account, where I mostly just draw my FF characters.

I won't bore you with my favorite things and all that smack, except...

Favorite insult: As convincing as that pseudo-logical argument would sound to a lobotomized clan, it would fail to convince anyone with an IQ above that of a peanut butter sandwich... without jelly.

A few interesting (some disturbing, some just plain random) things about me:

I never read anything that's not fantasy (unless my English teacher makes me). I usually never write anything that's not fantasy. If I do, it's probably because my English teacher made me, or it's really really short and has a corny moral to it.

I'm a metalhead. Particularly power metal.

Linkin Park is a large source of my inspiration. Listening to their songs succeeds in lighting a fire under my arse, so to speak.

There is a small furry rabbit in my head that tells me what to do in my stories. I'm not a schitz, I just have an active Plot Bunny.

I want to sell little jars of happiness for a recommended price of 25 cents. (Don't have a quarter? Here, you can have it for free). (quoted from my best friend)

I'm a Democrat and proud of it.

Grapes make me happy. For that matter, so do Pillsbury biscuits.