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since: 09-02-08, id: 629312, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 11 stories for War, Romance, Life, and General.

I'm 17 and live in England.

I read. I write. I teach. I laze.

VampPorn is my username because my old (shed a tear) english teacher accused some of the books I read of being that.

I'm mainly addicted to paranormal books, mainly the romance type. Though I do read lots of genres. At the moment I'm shamefully addicted to Mills and Boon.

Favourite Books are; Just Listen, Breaking Dawn, Noughts and Crosses, Night World Series, Wicca Series, Lucas, Last Seen Wearing Trainers, This Lulllaby, The Truth About forever, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Secret Countess, The Morning Gift, A Company of Swans, Me and Mr Darcy, Marrying For Money, A Hunger Like No Other, The Rake's Revenge (Mills and Boon), Lost and Found

Favourite Play is; Dear Brutus

Favourite Sonnet is; Sonnet 130

Yeah...So I'm a bit of a book freak.

Currently reading - A Star Trek comic and A WWI book of letters :)

Songs at the mo: Just Like Jesse James by Cher


My Stories -

First thing first...I get distracted I'm sorry. So yeah...I'll probably add more stories before I finish another, but if you really like a story and think I've neglected it let me know and I will get to it for you. See aren't I nice :D

I've removed Innocent Echoes, Shop Around, Brother Loving and Faithless!! Will put them back up eventually but I'm not happy with them, and want to spend a LOT of time on them.

Current

Secretary's Struggle (I'm a slow and horrible person...PLEASE don't hurt me)

Of No Friends, Gay Friends and Fake Boyfriends (Removed) I'm going to write the first few chapters before I repost

One - Shots

Exchange Watching (My first one shot, not long but I liked writing it and I still go a little wide eyed whenever I the person I watched for it)

Mouth Raped (Love it...might do something bigger with it, though people don't seem to like it on the whole, come on people like my love!)

Arrogant, Hot, Rich Boys (I don't like it...but you guys seem to so let me know if you still think it doesn't make sense...Oh and thanks to those who added it to FOUR (!!) of the communities :D)

Petals of Roses (Like it, it would nice to know what everyone thinks of it!)

Low Expectations of a Rapist (I like it, I've never got to write a kooky character before...plus it helped me practice 1st person some more)

Pinky and the Jackass (Loved writing it, although it was very early in the morning when I did so it might be a little off, hope you guys like it)

Debates Over Woody's and Boner's (Really love this one, it's a go with the flow kind of think so I hope it makes sense...hope you like it)

Poetry

Looming , Baggage and These People

Coming Soon

LOADS of ideas...

Plus redoing - Forgiven, Faithless, Innocent Echoes, Shop Around, Brother Loving and whatever my other story was called...Eventually


Reading...adore it.

I Love reviewing, sorry if you don't like my reviews since I tend to ramble...a lot.

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1. Debates Over Woody's and Boner's reviews
Oneshot. I needed to get found in a compromising position, now all I needed was a guy. Boyfriend’s best friend? No too sluttish. The goody-two-shoes? Too teacher loving. Boyfriend’s enemy? Travis Tanner scares me. School bad boy? Cameron Walsh is Hot.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 6-12-09
2. Pinky and the Jackass reviews
Oneshot. “If you weren’t a complete jackass would I actually like you? Well that’s a bit tough since you are a freakin’ jackass!” Cliched goodness. Criticism appreciated...
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 4-26-09
3. Low Expectations Of A Rapist reviews
Oneshot "Really if he was planning on raping me or something shouldn’t he maybe not sell himself so short? I’m sure he can last longer than ten minutes...although since he’s about to rape me and such I should be happy my torment won’t go on for too long"
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 3-29-09
4. Secretary's Struggle » reviews
Emma is the boss' secretary, new to her job and already sensing the hostility of her new boss she knows the only way she's going to get through this is by making sure she doesn't fall for her usual type.
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,291 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 12-8-08
5. Petals of Roses reviews
Quick Cute Oneshot. "Rose, why call a flower by any other name?" "Are you attempting to quote Shakespeare to me?" ... "Let those petals fall Rose." "What does that even mean!"
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-23-09
6. These People reviews
So a quick poem up for your own interpretation, let me know what you feel/think it's about - no wrong or right answers. I'd just like your opinion as well as your advice and criticism please.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-09
7. Baggage reviews
Standing and staring, yet not really seeing, I stare at him. His heart ferociously beating..." Criticism would be greatly appreciated/general advice.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-09
8. Arrogant, Hot, Rich Boys reviews
“Because he’s confident.” “I’d call it arrogance.” “Because he’s hot.” “He’s not my type.” “Because he’s rich.” “I’m not that type of girl.” Quick one-shot. Desperate need of criticism people! ...Please.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 12-11-08
9. Mouth Raped reviews
That tongue should be banned. Banned from kissing. Especially kissing me. No. No he didn’t kiss me, he mouth raped me. Raped my mouth. In broad daylight." - Very Quick One-Shot
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 12-10-08
10. Exchange Watching reviews
Short One shot First . Curiousity can bring so many questions, yet no answers. You just have to watch and wait. You may look obsessive and weird but watching people isn't that odd...
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 12-8-08
11. Looming reviews
World War 1 Trenches inspired. Looking at the uses of imagery. Short, quick, review?
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 11-24-08
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