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Name: Kaleigh age: almost 16... sex: female .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)
Arianna- http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/rosalie1918/Arianna.jpg Warric- http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/rosalie1918/Warric.jpg Render- http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/rosalie1918/Render.jpg Bishop- http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/rosalie1918/Bishop.jpg Boston- http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/rosalie1918/Boston.jpg Fave. sayings: "I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt (my fav. president!) "If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."- Ron White "Never close your lips to those who you have allowed to open your heart. Never close your arms to those you have allowed to open your eyes. Never close your ears to those who you have allowed to open your mind." °° ηзvεя нαvε яεgяεтs ... bεcαυsε αт оиε ροίηт, εvεяγтнίиg γoυ dίd... ωαs exαcтℓγ ωhαт γoυ ωαηтεd °° "Don't take life too seriously; none of us are getting out alive." "I am a genius. It's just an unrealized genius. It may even be a mad genius! Who knows?" "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried." Mae West 1893-1980 Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Love me or hate me...either way you're still thinking of me "Don't take life too seriously; none of us are getting out alive." "If the first amendment is freedom of speech, why do we have phone bills?" "Now was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no way civilized." Fave. Music: New found Glory, Cute is what we aim for, Taylor Swift, Skillet, Rascal flatts, and more... Fave. Books: Twilight New Moon Eclipse Breaking Dawn Eragon Eldest A Dog Called Kitty Wolf Moon Clan of the cave bear valley of the horses mammoth hunters plains of passage stone shelters people of the wolf City of Bones City of Ashes Fave Anime/Manga Wolf's Rain Inuyasha Death Note Avatar- the last airbender Random Quotes "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton "that's hot" "OMG! no way!" says the computer when watching a movie on it. "its 11pm, do you know where your pants are?" unknown person Supernatural Quotes: "Cause nothing says 'I'm sorry' like a Tuna Casserole" -Random dude in 'Nightmare', Season 1 "I'm more like a ninja." -Dean, season 3 "First of all, they're cassettes, second, it's the greates hits of Mullet Rock" - Sam, Season 1 "Woah, Dean. We're about to walk into an airport." Dean puts guns in trunk. "I feel naked." -Sam and Dean, Deleted Scene in Season 1 "I talked to your doctor." "That fabric-softner teddy bear? Oh, Imma hunt that little bitch down." -Sam and Dean, 'Faith' Season 1 "Dude, how big of a girl are you?" -Dean to Sam, Season 1 "If you wanted to tie me up, you could've just asked." -Meg, Season 1 "And what do you mean I didn't pack provisions? -Dean pulls out peanut m&m's-" -Dean, Season 1 "Oh god, we're not gunna have to hug or anything, are we?" -Dean, Season 1 "Man, I look like one of the Blues Brothers!" "No you don't. You look more like...a seventh grader at his first dance." -Dean and Sam, Season 1 (Dean's a ghost) Dean knocks glass off table. "Dude, I full on Swassy (sp?) that mother..." -Dean, Season 2 "I feel like I'm at a slumber party." -Dean when Sam is sitting on the floor of Dean's hospital room with the Wiji board, Season 2 "Oh god, please let that be a rifle." "No, I'm just real happy to see you." -Dean and Jo, Season 2 "Hey man, dig the haircut" "All business up front, party in the back." Dean and Ash, Season 2 "We're looking for a Mr. Cooper, have you seen him around?" -Dean (He asked a blind man this), Season 2 "No, don't get too excited you might pull somethin'" -Dean (sarcastic), Season 2 "Hello? Neal? It's your grief councilers. We've...come to hug..." -Dean, Season 2 "You think Angela went to hunt somebody?" Dean opens vent that she clearly escaped from "Nah, I think she went to go rent Beaches." -Sam and Dean, Season 2 "She clipped Matt because he was cheating, right?" "Yeah." "Well, it takes two to have, ya know, hard core sex." -Dean and Same, Season 2 "I figured you were more her type, she had pretty crappy taste in guys." -Dean, Season 2 "Besides if I ran off with you, your mother might kill me." Ellen glares at Dean who just smils at her. "You're afraid of my mother?" Dean's still smiling. "I think so." -Dean and Jo, Season 2 "I heard you before, Dean. When Andy made you tell the truth. You're just as scared of this as I am." "That was mind control! That was like being Rufy, man, that doesn't count" "What?" "No, I...I call a do-over." "What are you, seven?" -Sam and Dean, Season 2 "That's ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I know what we're dealing with here.It's the stat puff marshmellow man." -Dean, Season 2 "What do ya think, Skully, wanna check it out?" "I'm not Skully, you're Skully." "Nah, I'm Moulder, you're a red-headed woman." -Dean and Sam, Season 2 "Yeah, whatever they are, they're big nasty..." "Yeah, but they can hump the crap outta your leg, look at that one." -Sam and Dean (about the reports of big black dogs), Season 2 "Secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she cayaks, and they're real." "You didn't happen to get anything on the case, did you?" -Dean and Dam, Season 2 "Yeah, I got this," Dean hand Sam paper. "You mean Carly's myspace address?" "Yeah, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?" -Dean and Sam, Season 2 (directly after quote above) "We can go to Hollywood, see if we can bang Lindsey Lohan." -Dean, Season 2 "Bitch" "Jerk" -Dean and Sam, Season 2 "Bitch." "What'dya call me a bitch for?" "No, you're supposed to say 'jerk'." "What?" "Nevermind" -Dean and (Alternate) Sam, Season 2 "You get online, check freak accidents, that sort of thing. See if he whacked anybody before." "Right" "And don't go surfin' porn, that's not the kind of whacking I mean." -Dean and Sam, Season 2 "You're bossy." "What?" "You're bossy. -Sam starts to giggle- And short..." "Are you drunk?" "Yeah. So...stupid..." -Sam and Dean, Season 2 "You know, she could be fakin'." "What are you going to do, poke her with a stick? -Dean contemplates the idea- Dude! You're not going to poke her with a stick!" Dean and Sam, Season 2 "Listen sister, that car didn't try to run you down by itself...well I guess it did...technically...but the spirit could -- forget it." -Dean, Season 2 "I like him. He says okie dokie." -Dean, Season 2 "Well...it looks like Mr. Okie Dokie's...okie dokie..." -Dean, Season 2 "Well, I learned a new lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Years or you get filleted by a hooker from god." -Dean, Season 2 "What?" "Dude, technically you had a girl inside you, like, all week. That's pretty naughty." -Sam and Dean, Season 2 "You're like the walking encyclopedia of weirdness." -Dean, Season 2 "It's about time! I'll have a cheese burger. Extra onions." -cops exchange glances- "You think you're funny?" "No, I think I'm adorable." -Dean and a random cop, Season 2 Twilight Quotes: "so the lion fell in love with the lamb" -Bella Swan "What a stupid lamb." -Bella Swan “There’s something…strange about the way you two are together… The way he watches you—it’s so…protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.” -Renee Dwyer "Would it be childish of me to hide in your closet?" -Edward Cullen "Watching Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. They both sat there staring at the board, Alice predicting what moves he would make and Edward picking he moves from her mind. I think they had only moves two pieces when Alice flicked over her king and walked away. The whole thing took about three minutes."-Bella Swan "I think that boy is in love with you." -Renee Dwywer "I may not be human, but I am a man." -Edward Cullen "For almost ninety years I've walked among my kind, and yours...all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet." -Edward Cullen "Bella, how strongly opposed are you to grand theft auto?" -Alice Cullen "Speaking of Italy and the sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche." -Alice Cullen “I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.” -Bella Swan "I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground get a good grip on you,kick out the wall, and jump.Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history" -Edward Cullen Cool Sayings: Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it? Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back! Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? If something goes without saying, why do people say it? Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing "It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking? I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Confusion is a term for the stupid. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder I only have PMS on days that end with a Y I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over! Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Cool Stuff: FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO (does anyone get it...?) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business! You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Best friends VS Friends: Friends: ask before they take anything out of the fridge BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back .BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" Friends: ask why you're crying... BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Man VS women: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together One for the girls: (1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..." (2)Dear Lord, Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG: I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman . I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" SARAH: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Stereotypes suck! I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth .I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven. I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy. I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek. I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends. So Long And Good Night: Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. your first initial? 4. your month of birth? 5. which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. your favorite number? 8. do you like California of Florida more? 9. do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! (Mine is in 25 days!!) | |||||||
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