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Draggarkins
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since: 09-07-08, id: 629901, Profile Updated: 03-07-09
country: United States
Author has written 1 story for Biography.

Here's a bit about me:

My name's Draggar. I mean, that's my internet name. It's what you should call me here, even if you know who I am.

I've been writing for 5 years. Gradually improving.

I'm the only one in my school to have ever read a grammar book page by page. For fun.

In the past, I haven't been very faithful to fictionpress. I never updated Digit, never even started Five Holy Deeds. But I'm going to try to get more serious about putting things up here.

Bwahhaa. Here are my upcoming stories:

The Rogue: Sort of an autobiography. My life isn't that great, but I need something to work on when I have writers' block. So I'll hopefully update once or twice a week. My memory's not too shabby, so it will really only consist of more recent events in my life. But the recent events are the most exciting. xD. To me, at least. If you think you're life's miserable, read this story.

The Flower of Lyfeln: Not my favorite piece to write, but I fell in love with the characters. It's a story about this powerful flower that brings on this disease and only a few animals aren't affected. It takes way too long to explain. Did I mention the characters are animals? Yeah. I'm a dork like that.

This was fun. I stole it from someone. Forgot who. Oh, and I used my real name to search for stuff, not Draggar.

Question: Type in "(your name) needs" in the Google search.
Answer: Draggar needs milk.

Question: Type in "(your name) looks like" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar looks like she is about to kick someone's --.

Comment: AAHHA. I liked that one.

Question: Type in "(your name) says" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar says, "hi i have add and it is hard for me i am13 and have taken pills all my life, but i will over come it someday."

Comment: I liked that one too.

Question: Type in "(your name) wants" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar wants to help others.

Question: Type in "(your name) does" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar does not allow e-mail.

Question: Type in "(your name) hates" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar hates sweet peas.

Comment: 'Tis true!

Question: Type in "(your name) goes" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar goes from happy to mad-as-hell.

Question: Type in "(your name) likes" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar likes Tim DAMMIT.

Comment: AAHAHHAHAHAHA. The best one. So wierd. Silly Google. NUU I CERTAINLY DO NOT. Heiswierd.

Question: Type in "(your name) eats" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar eats some styrofoam for dessert.

Question: Type in "(your name) wears" in Google search.
Answer: Draggar wears big shoes.

Question: Type in "(your name) was arrested for" in Google Search.
Answer: Draggar was arrested for cyber stalking.

1. The Rogue reviews
Just an autobiography. Contains lots of icky teenage drama, sarcasm, and ranting.
Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 3-6-09
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