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i am thought to be very random.

i love reading and writing.

and you may want to skip this next bit...….

Name: starry~eyed~ocean, because i was a child of the ocean before percy jackson (cookie for anyone who gets it!)….

Real Name:...Moving on...

Looks:pale oval face, with a nose in the middle, and two eyes slightly above it on either side, a red slash called a mouth inhabits the lower part of the face, there are microscopically thin rods called hairs sticking out of the back, top and some of the sides, effectively framing the face, the head sits atop a neck, which is balanced on a torso, which has 4 limbs sticking out of it

Gender: Female, hopefully you’ve figured that out… If you haven’t, well… o.o

Location:in my dreams =)…. If you wanna get technical… at a laptop… in Europe

Age: Err, is it really that important? I can drive a car, but i am not old enough to get a licence

Zodiac Sign: it begins with an L

Birthday: Last century! Also, last millennium! o:

Muse: My muse... er… rainbows and lollipops? Seriously! o.o Or music,

Loves: my cats. & my music, that too. XD annndddd, zomc, chocolate and laughing fits! XP

Unhealthy Obsessions: closing doors, seriously, I cant stand an open door, its not funny, Laughing, Stacking chairs, Cats and MUSIC XDD

Likes: RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS! READING AND WRITING, THE THINGS I HAVE WRITTEN!! WARM WOOLEN SCARVES AND LOTS OF SHINEY THINGS! THSE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!! ...Hmm, well obviously I like reading and writing or else I wouldn’t be here… I like autumn and summer and spring and winter…, and I like cats, wolves and horses.

Dislikes: Eww. I dislike you. Yea, that's right. YOU! AND YOUR FACE!! -_-' ... Lol, no I'm just kidding'...OR AM I? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN... Umm, I don’t like my sisters… or my brothers…I absolutely HATE the sunshine I don't like n00bs, flamers, cheaters... Backstabbers, and the normal stuffs.. I absolutely hate being interrupted when reading a good book; especially if you're at the climax. But I also hate - I mean, dislike - fake friends. Those people who pretend to be your friend, but then go and talk about you behind your back - yeaa, those people. -Growls- But I don't dislike much else, or at least nothing that comes to mind! (:

Favourite Music: Hmm, well I love OH, I can't pick! :( … All types really XD

Favourite Authors:do you want to be here til the next millennium? Heh. Didn’t think so B-)

Favourite Books: …see above….

Favourite Series:your just not getting the point, are you?

Favourite TV Shows: almost anything

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

James

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

yellow at the moment, but generally, black

3. Your first initial?

AAAAAAAAAAA

4. Your month of birth?

October

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

black but that is soooooooooooooo racist

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

aislinn

7. Your favorite number?

7, or 100, or 13, or 9, or 333

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

I've never been to either, though i think id prefer Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

the ocean, i used to like lakes but... then i moved to the seaside, and when i moved again i realised that the ocean is home

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

to get one of my books published

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

er... James is my grandad

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

me? happy! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!I'M KINDA CONTRADICTING MYSELF, AREN'T I

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

LOVE? FRIENDSHIP?!

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA are you sure were talking about the same person?!

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul-mate.

at least this one is right

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

em...yeay?

6. This person is your best friend.

are you kidding? i hate her guts!

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

what? 7 or 333?

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

random quotes that i stole..

"Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!" --Tulio
The Road to El Dorado

"I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. (Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it) But not with that."-- Tulio
The Road to El Dorado

"My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig!"-- Cortez
"All right! Cuba!" -- Miguel
The Road to El Dorado

"All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no manana!" --Tulio
"(pauses) Back to Spain, yeah? --Miguel
"Yeah. --Tulio
"(uncertainly) In... a rowboat. --Miguel
"Yeah! --Tulio
"(sarcastically) Great. Sensational. That's your plan, is it? --Miguel
"That's... pretty much it, yeah. --Tulio
"(delighted) Well, I like it! So, how do we get on deck? --Miguel
"(pauses, deep breath) In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... longboats... --Tulio
The Road to El Dorado

"Raven, why don't you tell us what 'Romeo and Juliet' is about?" -- Tanya
"Girl likes boy, boy likes girl, they both die. Cry, cry, cry."-- Raven
That's so Raven

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!" -- Ron
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 509

"Who wants to be in Slytherin? I think I'd leave, wouldn't you?" -- James
"My whole family have been in Slytherin." -- Sirius
"Blimey, and I thought you seemed all right!" -- James
"Maybe I'll break the tradition. Where are you heading, if you've got the choice?" -- Sirius
" 'Gryfindor, where dwell the brave at heart!' Like my dad." -- James.
(Snorts) -- Snape
"Got a problem with that?" -- James
"No. If you'd rather be brawny than brainy-"-- Snape
"Where are you going, seeing as you're neither?" -- Sirius
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 538/539

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B!" -- Molly Weasley
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 598

"Well, that's the plan scuppered. Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a peice of your hair unless you co-operate." -- George
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance." -- Fred
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 47

"Arther and Fred-" -- Mad-Eye
"I'm George. Can't you even tell us apart when we're Harry?" -- (twin)
"Sorry George-" -- Mad-Eye
"I'm only yanking your wand, I'm Fred really-" -- Fred
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 49

"Seventeen, eh? Six years ter the day we met, Harry, d'yeh remember it?" -- Hagrid
"Vaguely Didn't you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig's tail and tell me I was a wizard?" -- Harry
"I forge' the details." -- Hagrid
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 102

"I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a snitch. Why is that?" -- Scrimgeour
(laughs) "Oh, it can't be a reference to the fact Harry's a great Seeker, that's way too obvious. There must be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the icing!" --Hermione
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 107-108

"Dumbledore wanted to give me the sword? Maybe he thought it would look nice on my wall." -- Harry
"This is not a joke, Potter! Was it because Dumbledore believed that only the sword of Godric Gryffindor could defeat the Heir of Slytherin? Did he wish to give you that sword, Potter, because he believed, as do many, that you are the one destined to destroy He Who Must Not Be Named?"-- Scrimgeour
"Interesting theory. Has anyone ever tried sticking a sword in Voldemort?" -- Harry
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 109

"All the same, we should get to bed. It wouldn't do to oversleep tomorrow." -- Hermione
"No. A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding." -- Ron
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 114

"You! You've been trying to kill us since... the beginning of this movie!" -- James Carter/ that guy
Rush Hour 3, the bloopers

(Moses has fallen into Jethro's Well) "What are you girls doing?" -- Tzipporah
"We're trying to get the funny man out of the well!" -- Sister
"Trying to get the funny man out of the well. Well that's one I've never heard before. (She looks down the well) Oh! Oh, my! Don't worry down there! We'll get you out! Hold on! (Pulls rope up, then she sees it is Moses) You! (Tzipporah lets go of the rope, nods and saunters away) -- Tzipporah
That's why Papa says she'll never get married.-- Sister
The Prince of Egypt

dumb, but I'm not stupid."

-- 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" -- 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive" --1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

It's just a lil' too late cuz I'm bringing sexy back&as a matter of fact my chain DOES hang low so smack THAT!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole!

~10 Ways To Act Like A Retard~

1. Pull on a "push" door.
2. Talk backwards
3. Say you're going to mow the cat and feed the lawn.
4. Say random things at random times... Oh look! Freddy the Polar Bear followed me home from the pizza store:P
5. When you hear your name say, Dumm Dumm DUMMM...
6. Go to an Itallion restaurant and ask for sushi.
7. Try to speak Japanese to a Spanish lady.
8. Try to pay with a credit card at McDonald's for a 1 thing.
9. Ask yourself a question and then answer it.
10. Run around with your eyes wide open yelling, "I'M A TREE STUMP!"

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From MacDonald's.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

How To Install A Home Security System In The South:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.

--"Cooter"

TOP 5 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME:

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see, I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybey i'll just get a little advice
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you havea folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you havea conversation with someone about you being a pixie but want to be a vampire but cant because your vampire friend wont bite you because you will turn to dust, all of that after asking the cast of the play your in if you can bit them, while your all backstage waiting to go on.Crazy is yawning and stretching, then getting up and dancing and spinning until your tired again, crazy putting a halloween costume on in the middle of the year for no reason. crazy is going to the most expensive shop in the area and claiming that everything there must be bad quality, its so cheepworks best if the owner knows you ;)...if you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

if you have read this far, you deserve a cookie! starts-handing-out-hypothetical-cookies

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Your One and Only Wish

hi! starry~eyed~ocean here! i am so called because i love stars, eyes and, er, oceans _'

i also love the sky...