"motherfucker,

Welcome to the FictionPress.com community."

Fuck.

I seriously should've thought of a better pen name.

There's nothing you need to know about me. Except, do not call me motherfucker if you have at least a quarter of a brain. The name's Matthias.

I'm a narcissistic bitch (You'd be too if you were me) and fully aware of it. I'm bitchy and snappy and I have the worse temper. Deal with it.

If you're gonna leave a review, be smart and make sure you actually know what you're talking about?

Thanks.