Well, I have no idea why you're here, but hey, go read my stuff.

And yes, that is me in my picture thing.

I suppose this is where I put my details. Although for you (probably nonexistent) people that are reading this, you probably don't care. But oh well, I'll do it anyway because it says profile/bio.

Name: Saranya.

Gender: Female. That should just be a given, we shouldn't even need to write that.

Age: Currently 17, who knows when I'll update this again.

Country: Australia.

Religion: Atheist.

Originally from: India (also known as Curryland =P) Moved out of India when I was about 3 though, lived in Germany for a year and then moved to Australia, so I've forgotten the language.

About Me:

I'm not particularly a fan of essay subjects, I'm more of a science/maths person. But still love reading =D

As much as I love science and maths though, I'm a spelling and grammar nazi.

I'm a realist. I'm a cynic. I am possibly the least spiritual person you will ever find. I don't believe in any sort of god, I don't believe in life after death. I think when you die, you just lose consciousness. And that's it. Black. People tell me that's depressing, but hey, I'm a lot less likely to commit suicide. If you wanna debate with me about that, I'd be happy to. I love arguing. Not in a malicious way, of course, more like debating. I've gotten into one actually malicious fight in my life and it ended, not in confrontation, but in quiet, below the surface seething whenever I see her. I'm pretty sure I hate confrontation.

I hate public speaking. If I know you/like you, I'm generally a pretty outgoing person. Insults are my way of showing affection. Again, not malicious ones.

Fake people really really piss me off. You know the type. The ones that will constantly change their opinions to exactly match whoever they're tryng to suck up to at that particular moment. This was the cause of my one and only real fight.

Another thing that pisses me off: the word "emo". I could go on a 5 page rant about why it pisses me off so much, but I'm already feeling kinda stupid writing something this long for something that no one will ever read anyway, so I won't. E-mail me if you want to hear that rant, I guess. =P

I'm a chronic procrastinator. Therefore I find any and all excuses to procrastinate; my current favourite being expert minesweeper.

My general sense of humour is dry and sarcastic, but I can find humour in almost everything; especially when I'm feeling a little hyper. A friend has taken to telling me my grandmother died everytime I'm high (not on drugs) so she can see me burst into laughter. I'm going to feel so bad when my grandmother actually dies...

I have very very weak emotions. I never feel really sad, but I do feel guilty about not feeling sad.

I hate mushrooms. And not in a I-don't-like-their-taste way, they just gross me out. But not as much as prawns. Prawns scare the hell out of me.

I want to do a degree in psychology, because it's interesting as hell, but I don't want to be a psychologist. That, and I hate writing essays and reports and other extended things. Which is most of the reason I like sciences - no essays. You can write in dotpoints, diagrams and tables in the HSC and they can't mark you down for it.

I don't like biology, but I want to do something in the health field, possibly medicine, but not sure. I'm so screwed for a career. I'm okay with anatomy though, I just don't like plants-and-animals-biology. Biology is the most essayish science. Ew.

I SUCK at bullshitting. Of all the assessments I have gotten in my 12 years of schooling well, 11, I didn't go to most of Kindy, moved from Germany towards the end of the year, But of all the assessments I got, I have only managed to easily reach the word count once. Why the hell am I on FictionPress, the site where people write crazily long stories voluntarily? Not even I know. But I do love to read.

I'm rarely hungry and rarely sleepy, but I sleep (albeit nowhere near enough) and eat anyway.

My current favourite movie is The Thin Red Line It's absolutely genius. You should watch it.

So I think those are pretty much all the essential/odd things about me. And now, I must once again find something else to procrastinate with.

- Saranya.