FIRST OFF:

i am a lesbian.

It's not me, it's you
Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me
Around my neck and around me
I'm just a racehorse on the track
Send me back to the glue factory
Always thought I'd float away
And never come back
But I've got enough miles on my car
To fly the boys home on my own
But you know me: I like being all alone
And keeping you all alone
and the charts are boring
and the kids are snoring
and my ankle's in a sling
You say you're not listening and I said I'm wishing...
And I SAID, I SAID - 20 Dollar Nosebleed, Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz solo

No I am not:

EMO

I'm

SCEMO

But I enjoy writing emo stories and stuff.

Shh! I'm not really Jessi anymore!

I'm Jared Leto!

But Brennie still has permission to call me Shiki.

Ermm...

BRING IT ON IN TO OMELETVILLE!

McMullen Ghetto is hardcore and always will be.

McMullen Riches is in no way associated with the McMullen Ghetto.

:D

Well.

Read my stories.

Review my stories.

And stay away from

my Chalupas!

I am a leaf.

That is all.