My view on the Twilight Saga:

New Moon is by far my favorite. Every time I think about how Jacob doesn't get her, I cry. Twilight is my next favorite, I think, and then Eclipse and Breaking Dawn tie for third.
There is this one part, page 591-604 of Eclipse (yeah, that's effing memorized) that every time I read, every time I think about it, I bawl my heart out. I cant take how heart wrenching it is. If you don't have the will to read the books all over again, I highly recoment just reading that part. Unless you're a Jacob-Hater. Then, you kinda suck. And not in the good way.
I love those books, and I think that we all just need to thank them, because without them, we all wouldn't know each other, we all wouldn't care about these stories, and we all wouldn't get hot off of Edward fucking Bella and stealing her undies. It really is just amazing how easily we can forget the brilliance of them.

Name: You can call me Dan. (I am a girl tho)

Age: Older than you, but younger than you.

Location: Near there, but closer to here.

About me: Reading is what keeps me going. I constantly read. In the car, at school, at home. I rarely spend my time doing much else, unless I'm watching T.V., or texting. Books, but mostly Twilight, changed my life. I used to be sad, very sad, and scared, and paranoid, and then I read, and my perspective totally changed. Now that the Twilight Saga is over, I think I'm actually starting to feel sad again... We'll see...

Friends: They are another thing that keeps me going. I rely on them, and tell them everything. They are my family, and I can't thank them enough for existing. That sounds weird...

My favorite emo quote: Every night i talk to the stars pretending its you.. it acts just like you though... far away and never replies to my question.

I cry sooooooo much, and am terrified of drowning. I like pie. :D

Here is the website for my stories! http://danbane.weebly.com/

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Hehe.

Love,

DanBan.E