Just a quick question...

How the hell is it that Velvet Sky has the most views on my story stats page, AND NO ONE's REVIEWED IT?!

WHAT THE FREAKING HELL?! I mean seriously, wtf?! Review it please, I need to know where my mistakes are dammits!

I has twitter; @DELTAKitten if you want to know when I'm typing up chapters! And if you start following me, please let me know... xD

Dear Reader,
I ask one thing of you, read my stories, and leave a review, even if it's anonymous, after you're done here. I need to know where I'm messing up if I want to get better.
I know you're lazy, and I know you probably don't want to, and I don't care. Even if it's just a hi! I'm reading, leave it.

It makes me want to type more chapters, and maybe actually finish something. Ch2 for JAB and S:M, B&M, and MR will be up eventually. 11/22/09

I have the feeling I'm going to have to declare myself right here. And for good reason.

A lot of excellent authors on fictionpress have gone away due to suspected and/or fear of plagiarism.

I, being the insane lovable idiot that I am, will not ever do that. I don't put my stories up here for hope of eventually publication, or a chance at fame (though that would certainly be nice) I do it because if I don't get out what's in my head, the stories that are formed in my head, I will become depressed. If I don't share what's going on inside this brain of mine, I would kill myself. I write supernatural romances because somewhere deep inside, I wish it could happen. Maybe I might get a little cliche, or a little boring after a repeated theme, but I will always try to change things up, and you can guarantee that my twisted sense of humor will not make you laugh at all.

And maybe I might get yelled at for the stance I have, but I honestly don't care. I put my stories up for people to read and enjoy. If it gets plagiarized, and gets more reviews, I could care less. At least people are reading and enjoying it. The more it gets spread, then at least the world knows about it.

If my opinion changes, then I'll just put the story that I want to publicize on another site, but that won't stop any plagiarism, people will get to it and eventually spread it, just like the Midnight Sun leak with Stephanie Meyer.

I could care less about what you do with my stories. Just read them, review them, and I hope to the dear lord of whatever that you pass it along to someone else.
Isn't that what spreading the love it about?

And just because I have a loose stance on plagiarism, doesn't mean I will go out and do it myself. Anything I copy onto anywhere will be will the full consent of the original author, and if they say no, I won't do it. If you do plagiarize me, and I find out, I will post a review that clearly states that I am the original author, and I will be all too happy to prove it to you.

That is all I have to say on the subject, because if I type anymore, it will become a rant. No-body likes a rant.

I'm driving myself insane, I'm rewriting an older story I wrote a very long time ago, Dark Angel (not Darkened Angel) which eventually became Angels Heart.
This story was the first story that ever popped up in my head that I thought to write down on actual paper. I will put it up here when I'm done with the entire thing, a word of caution,
what I put up may disturb you.

My Reflection

Crystal Inagori has little to no memory of the life she led four years before the age of 12, but she doesn't mind at all. Meeting Aaron Hark changes that, he makes her want to know what she was like before, since he seems to know so much about her past. Unfortunately, there are people who have other priorities in mind for her, especially the Ocean King. The life he offers her is close to incomprehensible, but Aaron isn't about to let him get his way, even if it means giving up life in the process. Things become even more confusing when Crystal starts having strange dreams about someone else.

Eternal Snow

Yuki Minamori just wants to live her life as normally as possible under any circumstance. She doesn't care about technology, cars, television, or video games. She doesn't like twisting of reality either, and when her sister gets her involved in it, she wants nothing more than to be ignored, but when people are trying to either kill you or steal your soul, you can't exactly be ignored.

Velvet Sky

Kathryne is your somewhat normal girl with deceased parents high school student. She despises attention, especially from men, she can't stand it when people go gaga over hot guys, and now, she can't understand why the cutest looking guy in school is paying her any attention at all. Now, not only does her school hate her, but so do a variety of supernatural creature women. Oh joy.

Just Another Book

If it were just another book, you'd be pretty bored by it right? Not Kaisanara Lorei Noelle Ianari Davinich. She's a bibliophile, she loves books, and she works at a library. For her, life couldn't get any better than that. Then her parents die, and it goes all downhill from there. Not only does she realize she's rather cold-hearted, but empty too. She could care less about what happens to people, and she doesn't really like men. It gets crazy when one man (or rather, being) decides he'll be the only to steal her heart. But how can you steal whats not there?

Subject: Mainstream

Micah Nicole has three problems, number 1: Her sister is trying to steal her powers. Number 2: She's accidentally raised a two hundred year old necromancer back from the dead. and number 3: She's dying because of him. Not so fun right? Well Micah isn't exactly your ordinary girl, she's all too happy to die. Now she has to figure out how to keep away from decaying dead man, kill her sister, and die before her seven month time period is up.

Beauty and the Meek

Kris Stevenson is your not so average high school student. She's got hazel eyes with glasses, poofy, tangled, brown hair, and a lightly tanned complexion. She's gotten straight A+'s throughout the entire year, and has absolutely no social life. How is this important you ask? Well, Kris isn't so sure herself, especially when James Patten starts paying attention to her, intent on trying to break the shy little wallflowers shell. But what happens when you add a magical psychic matchmaker? Well, quite a bit of chaos actually.

No Such Thing As Nitro (Coming Soon)

Cierra is a seventeen year old with anger issues, anger issues she takes out on others on a race track. Not only does she race, but she wins, and she loves winning. But introduce a creepy odd evil looking man who claims that he can take her to the Promethium Race, and she's not just angry, she's pissed off, and now she's got to find a way to win and get back home before her time limits up. Just one little itty bitty problem, the car she races doesn't like her driving. (Takes place in the same universe as the I'mNotDead series.)

Black as Blood

Dedicates of Death have two jobs. One: Find the souls of the dead and return them to the River of Souls. Two: Exterminate demons who try and possess the dead bodies. Clarice is a 'dead'icate who considers herself an anomaly. She does her job, and a few things on the side. Accidentally, she obtains the power to shift dimensions, and suddenly a whole bunch of people are after her. One group wants to kill her and obtain that power. One person wants to save her from herself. Clarice just wants it all to stop.

If you are reading this page, please review my stories that aren't reviewed. I'm tired of asking you to, and not getting you to do it.

Quotes; I feel like stealing quotes from stories and people. SO! I'm putting them here.

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!" - Vimiku's profile, I have no idea where she got it from

If life hads you an apple, they've run out of lemons. - Again, Vimiku

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. - Teioke Sheay's profile

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Again, Teioke

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.”- Again, Teioke's profile

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it. - Teioke's Pro

"Kaite, for our sanity's sake, please keep your ass attached." Melissa, while playing Flyff and making fun of me

"You know, you might be right, I might be clinically insane! I just haven't asked my doctor to check yet." Me

"These aren't the droids your looking for. The ones you're looking for are over there, in that big ditch." My brother, doing an ObiWan impersonation

"Goddamit Windows! Stop Fing crashing!", "Katie, don't expect the impossible." Me and my dad, arguing about Linux.

"Well then, don't wear underwear." Me and My dad again, talking to my mom.

"Did you say God took your clothes?" Nicole Hendrickson - No Nicole, I am not taking it down. Go ahead and sue me, but it ain't copyrighted! I love the first amendment.

"I'll stop being crazy when you stop being such a dick." Me, talking to a classmate

"Sorry, I've already started I can't stop!" A comedian who's name I don't remember talking about dry humping and police officers.

"I don't remember the last time I didn't have a story in my head, and you can say it was when I was 3, but I didn't know I could put stuff on the thing you called paper then." Me, talking about why I wrote stories/novels with my bestest friend ever.

"I put up a happy smile and say I'm fine so you won't see how much I'm suffering from loneliness on the inside. Fortunately, I'm a damned good liar, people actually believe me."

~Caitlin Ann Patton

"Sometime when I say 'Oh I'm fine.' I want someone to Look me in the eyes and say 'Tell the truth'" - From Angelus-No-Kaga's profile

"No, she's not fine. But she's a wonderful actress." - Again, Angelus-No-Kaga

Hoped you liked that collection of stuff. It's not all me, but hey, some of it might amuse you. I would have quoted some stuff from L'Archange's ABCP, but I couldn't remember anything... Reminds me of that creepy dream I had last night. (Oct. 21st, 2009)

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

I'm crazy hyper, copy and paste this into your profile if you are too.