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Author has written 20 stories for Romance, Supernatural, Biography, Family, Life, Horror, Essay, and General. I bake stuff. And write stuff. Thus is the sum of me. Video links for So Real: Time's Scar Pole Dance Hallelujah Pole Dance Army of Lovers - "Crucified" music video Video Links for 100 Love Letters Worst Music Video Ever TESTIMONIALS: “Aurette makes sexy characters that make me tingle. Err... try again... Aurette is a baker by day, a superhero writer by night, powered by magical cupcakes.” -SilverHealer “I come from a long line of Russian Bakers. That's why my gene pool has vodka and yeast in it.” -Aurette “She has serious mental problems.” -Ex-boyfriend “CUDDLE CUDDLE CUDDLE FEED ME CUDDLE LICK FACE LICK HANDS LICK CHIN CUDDLE DAMMIT!” -Prince Aderyn, Aurette's cat “She'll fight to the death for you and then bake you cupcakes.” -Bruce Campbell “She's a great multitasker. She can sew, bake, sing, write and apply nail polish, all while constantly having corndogs and liemz in her mouth. I don't know how she does it.” -C.V. Burleg “She has a ridiculously high voice.” -Aurette's voice teacher "I'M A VAMPIYA! I'M A VAMPIYA! I'M A VAMPIYA! I'M A VAMPIYA!" -Nic Cage "Having perceived that you are a God fearing person after praying to God to direct me to a trust worthy person , I want you also use this money to fund orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in London for the process of this transfer. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund." -Mrs.Joan Rodriquez, HER WILL IS FOR CHARITY "Kind of a slut, but an artist with playdoh" -Collen | |||||||
1. All the Bitter Songs » reviewsAfter a stint in rehab, Alan Ives is finding it hard to adjust. Learning to deal with the world and his emotions without drugs isn't easy, and his attraction for a girl who's scared to death of him certainly isn't helping matters. 100 Love Letters sequelFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 5-30-13 - Published: 11-3-112. 100 Love Letters » reviewsSince she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,488 - Reviews: 1447 - Updated: 5-29-13 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete3. Goodbye Until Tomorrow » reviewsWhen Gracie finds out she's pregnant, perpetually single Sarah's up for a wild ride in the land of domesticity with a panicking sister, a ridiculously excited brother-in-law and a rather infuriating Dr. Dietrich Schäfer. 3rd in the Sun Series.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,131 - Reviews: 299 - Updated: 12-14-12 - Published: 12-31-10 - Complete4. To Feel the Sun » reviewsWhen the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 544 - Updated: 8-23-12 - Published: 12-11-08 - Complete5. Confessions of a Crohnie reviewsAn essay I wrote about my feelings towards the disease that will be my constant companion for the rest of my life.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-15-11 - Complete6. Just You and Me Punk Rock Girl » reviewsI am boy crazy. I am also a writer. The two come together for an autobiographical, true account of my various encounters with guys I find to be quite fetching... Or vice versa. A series of one shots.Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 1-9-107. Flowers in Your Hair reviewsThe summer you died was the summer I lived forever. The moment you kissed me I felt the slender men behind me. The flowers sprinkled down when they took you away. A Drabble.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-11 - Complete8. On Sleepless Nights: Insomniac reviewsAll it means is I lay in my bed staring at the ceiling listening to the cat purrrrrr.../ My ever-present friend, insomnia, gets its own poem.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-119. So Real » reviewsDanielle was married and divorced by age 22. With a cynical new view on romance, she strikes up an unusual friendship with a blue haired poet who has a few scars of his own, and who is everything she isn't supposed to like. Sequel to To Feel the Sun.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,936 - Reviews: 253 - Updated: 11-24-10 - Published: 12-5-09 - Complete10. The End of You and Me reviewsWe were always dancing, you and me. / Not every love story has a happily ever after. One-shotFiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-20-10 - Complete11. Self Portrait reviewsMy skinny hands have long nails with neon green, toxic flavored paint.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-10 - Complete12. Reminiscences on his Fifth Birthday reviewsThe day that he was born was the day that he died.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-10 - Complete13. Catch Ya on the Flip Side reviewsWhen nothing in your life turned out the way you most wanted it to and you're dying of cancer, hitting baseballs off a cliff and into a river while avoiding everything else seems like a good idea. One shot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-12-10 - Complete14. Fragile As We Lie » reviewsGuitarist Johnny Rhine finds Alice wandering on the side of the road, and discovers she was raped and beaten. As he puts everything into helping her recover, he finds himself falling in love. But things aren't so easy, and love is not always the answer.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,387 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 1-10-10 - Published: 10-23-0815. The Confessions reviews"To truly understand, Father Vitale, I need to tell you about things you might have only thought existed in dreams, in stories. In nightmares. I need to tell you about a girl. A young girl named Sofia, whose only talent was killing." One Shot.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-16-09 - Complete16. Kosher Dill reviewsI have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 11-25-09 - Complete17. What He Meant by “Press Send” was “I Love You” reviewsJonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 9-15-09 - Complete18. Pork Tenderloins, 249 a Pound reviewsSome people fall in love at candlelight dinners, and some people fall in love over sappy love songs. I fell in love in the frozen foods aisle. One Shot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-1-09 - Complete19. To Whom it May Concern reviewsI wrote him a letter. I probably shouldn't have. He made it quite clear when we broke up that he was never going to spare me another thought. Nothing personal, he said. He just couldn't cope speaking to me after our relationship was in shambles. One Shot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete20. Of Coffee and Overrated Epic Poetry reviewsShe watches him, when her boyfriend asks who he was. She's about to answer when the professor walks into a pillar and curses loudly. "No one," she says once he's gone. ONE-SHOT.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-25-08 - Complete
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