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since: 10-23-08, id: 636026, Profile Updated: 03-26-09
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Hmm what to say?

Name: EndureDarkness03
DeviantSupaSoldier

Age: 19

B-Day: December baby!! 31.

Randomness: I haven't written any of my own stories, but I sure do love reading other people's work. If you need a reviewer get at me! lol


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"


Quotes: "Death by Chocolate can be a bittrtly, sweet demise . . ."

"Immature Love: I love you because I need you.
Mature Love: I need you because I love you."
-LostInspiration312
"FFN"

"Unfortunitly I live in reality but I dream for fantasy."
-Hopeless

"If nothing lasts forever, can I be your nothing?"

"When life gives you lemons, make cranberry juice and let them figure out how the #!?@ you did it."
-FloofyFan13
"DA"

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you . . . stanger."
-The Joker

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Jealously is all the fun you think they had."

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