Hey! I hope you enjoy all my stories and poems. I'd like to let you know I FREAKIN SUCK at writing poems. Also one more thing my poem Life is one of the best poems or things I've EVER written so be sure to check it out! By the way I love to write and I hope to get a book published soon! I also love swimming, chocolate, and dancing crazy! Last thing I PROMISE! I DETEST, DESPISE, LOATHE, REVOLT shopping (Unless it's for me or one of my best buds. Other than that YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF ABOUT ASKING TO TAKE ME SHOPPING!). That's just a little about me. Also, I just recently deleted my story 'No Ordinary Girl' and a few others that will not be re-posted. I have taken them down either because I can't handle writing that many or I have lost intrest in them (I've mostly lost intrest in them). I apologize to you if I have taken down any of the stories you were currently reading. Thank you, and have a plesent day.

RoseBriar32192

P.S. I just made a Homepage for my writing. Pretty soon you can find pictures of my characters, calender dates set to update stories, and I already have a writing contest going on! Go check it out! Here is the link: http://rosebriarhomepage.webs.com/

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Age: Also none of your business!

Hight: 5'1 & 1/2

Physical Description: Okay hold your cupcakes there! Your taking it a little too far. (Blonde hair, dull blue-green eyes)

Gender: Female. Incase you didn't already figrue it out. -Insert sarcastic snort here.-

Occupation: School

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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Lauren

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5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Fallathy

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