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Me gusta Chocolate.

I have a spatula.

Fear me.

Please don't get any weird ideas from this- I'm just a sugar-high highschooler who thinks she can write and likes waving spatulas around. I speak English primarily, but I can speak a little Spanish :D cough cough Un poco.

Sorry.

Let's see...

So, I really like reading stuff, any stuff, but I have no idea how to find things on here that are worth reading T_T And if you read this, you might automatically say "Hey, MY story's worth reading!" And me, I reply "Prove it." Heh. I'm not as cynical as I sound, really... just picky >:D I like well-written stories, good grammar, intersting plots... Magic, Fantasy, Sci-fi, stuff about the future, especially those ones where, like, civilization destroyed itself.. bwahahaha! Romance is good, but I don't enjoy super-graphic stuff. Violence is good. Angst is good. Comedy is good. Seriously, give it to me and I'll read it :D

I enjoy tomatoes.

I'm not insinuating anything there.

So, you know how they have "crack" fics on fanfiction.net? Crack fics are teh bomb. I tried writing one with some of my friends from schoool, buuuut... we never really got started. Please, if you know a good crack fic, tell me :D

Sorry for all the rambling. I figure that if you're going to read my stories, you might as well read what comes out of my head... oh, wait... that's like the same thing, isn't it?

~Current Events~

The story written by me and two of my friends is now up! Please read it _ I happen to be giving it all my attention at the momonet... no, wait. That's a lie. Errr... some of my attention at the moment. Sooo... I would appreaciate it if y'all read it! Yes! And so would they! Yes! It's called... DUN DUN DUNNN... Twice Upon a Time. By Fiat Lux. On this site. Find it. Or I shall find youuuuuuuu >:D

Also current: A pathetic obsession with InuYasha. I know... I know... I KNOW ALREADY!! GAH! SHUT UP!! I'm a late-comer to the series... ehehe. Hence why I'm reading it now, in high school, when most people read it in elementary school... ohhh well. It's amazing, and no matter what you say I shan't ditch it. Until I find something better. I'm no good with eternal love T_T Gomenasai.

Also also current: I uploaded a few things that weren't school assignments. I think. Like... one? Yeah. Ahahahahaha. I knoooowww... I'll get something worth reading up sometime... soon-ish... hopefully...