Hello, my penname (as you should know) is MillerxGoose Smut is smexy. I also have an account on FanFiction.Net, so you should be able to find more information on me there. But who would want more from me.

Occupation: Student (Soph, Grade 10)

Hobbies: Reading manga, watching anime, reading fan fiction, reading actual BOOKS, playing DDR and other games (my favorites are Role-Playing games), scaring the shit out of people for no apparent reason, making people question my sanity, making little kids cry, making grown men cry... yeah, I have a sadistic streak a mile wide. I blame it on Kage2398

Favorite Courses This Year: Digital Photography, And Gym for once we get our Hockey unit going.

Least Favorite Courses This Year: Bio, and Math -.-

Likes: Pocky, Ramune, fan fiction, Yaoi, fan fiction, grilled cheese, spending time with my few friends, Yaoi, chicken patties, angst-y romances of the yaoi variety... and Yaoi. Yeah, that's about it. I have no life. Just like my friends. Playing hockey is my all time favorite.

Dislikes: FRESHMEAT(freshmen), Anti-hunters, and anyone that does not like MillerxGoose (Ryan Miller and Paul Gaustad)

Favorite Instrument(s): Violin (I have been playing that for a while now, gave up on it for like 3 years and is now back into it)

Favorite Genre of Music: Country, pop(at times) and other songs depends on who they are

Favorite Artist(s): the Goo Goo Dolls, Taylor Swift, Rascal Flatts, Blake Shelton, and Papa Roach.

Favorite Quote: "If your Uncle jack helped you off an elephant. Would you help your Uncle jack off an elephant?"

Quotes:

"We are not retreating; we are simply advancing in the other direction!"

'Sometimes "The Majority" only means all of the fools are on the same side.'

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. ..

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I looked stressed!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

"We put the "fun" in dysfunctional."

"Dress in drag and do the Hula."

"S N O W, Gods way of telling you to get off the couch and do some damned work, you fat bastard."

"How are you? I'm:

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic

Emotional

"Note: Get more hair gel."

"Just say no cannibalism. Friends don't let friends eat friends."

"You can't make someone love you; all you can do is stalk them 'till they're afraid and give in."

"Oops. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it."

"Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't."

"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."

"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? "

"Glad to know I made you un-normal."

"I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!"

"How far can you open your mind before your brain falls out?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going; this is also sometimes known as a tactical retreat!"

"We are not retreating; we are simply advancing in the other direction!"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow is not looking good either!"

"There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Let’s hope it’s not a train."

"Insanity isn’t a disease or a problem. It’s a life choice, and one I’m proud of making."

"You know what the hardest part of using a screwdriver to take apart a computer with a friend is? Refraining from screw comments."

"Romantic moments are boring. It’s much more entertaining to run in circles, when hyper."

"Illiterate? Write for help."

"Heart attacks, God's revenge for eating his animal friends."

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up!"

"All stressed out and no one to choke."

"I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?"

"There is nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends how good you are at it."

"Not even the mentally ill would wish to stalk me."

"Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit."

"Sorry, I forgot to take my happy pills."

"I'm not crazy; my reality is just different from yours."

"The voices may not be real, but they have pretty good ideas."

"You may not like me, but deep down, you know you hate me."

"Assume makes an ass out of you and me."

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid."

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?"

Fool me once shame on you.
Fool me twice shame on me.
Fool me three times...
Well let’s just say there won’t be a fourth time.

"My anger management class PISSES ME OFF!"

"Death is Life's way of telling you you’re fired."

"I hear voices and they don't like you."

"This is Bob, Bob likes you, Bob likes sharp things, and I suggest you run."

"If you have nothing nice to say, at least be sarcastic."

"Is that all you have to say,? It is your last words ya know."

"Let's talk about demonic birds and bees."

"So this is the entrance to hell? It's drier then I expected."

"Tell me, how does it feel to be in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."

"When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad I’m better."

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

"Expecting the world to treat you well because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian."

"We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them how to walk and talk, and the next twelve years to sit down and shut up."

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, but dead."

"Don't make plans, make options."

"Everybody always asks if we're happy. Give me a break. We're married two years. In Hollywood years, that's forever."

"When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed."

"It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying."

"The Earl of Sandwich once said… "There is no future without today’s dreams. Now bring me another falafel." (Two years after his discovery) "I’m sorry, but we don’t have the equipment you need to talk across the room."

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I've already matched all of the stars in the sky with the reasons why I love you. I was doing a great job until I ran out of stars."

"You are either incredibly smart... or incredibly stupid."

"You don't smile when you're happy, you smile when you're up to something."

"As long as it's fun, no one really cares what happens."

"Expect the unexpected."

"Smile... it confuses people"

"You laugh because I'm crazy. I laugh because you're stupid."

"I used to have superpowers, but my therapists took them away."

"Which one of my enemies told you I was paranoid!"

"I don't get how some of the world's most brilliant scientists and philosophers just can't understand how the word 'miracle' goes."

"Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"

"Get them before they get you."

'In the military, you're not ill unless you're dead and even then you're just an inconvenience.'

"No longer mourn for me when I am dead
Then you shall hear the surly sullen bell
Give warning to the world that I am fled
From this vile world, with vilest worms to dwell:

Nay, if you read this line, remember not
The hand that writ it; for I love you so
That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot
If thinking on me then should make you woe..."

- William Shakespeare, Sonnet 71

"..O, if, I say, you look upon this verse
When I perhaps compounded am with clay,
Do not so much as my poor name rehearse.
But let your love even with my life decay,

...Lest the wise world should look into your moan
And mock you with me after I am gone."

- William Shakespeare, Sonnet 71

Copy and Paste!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, Kichi Hisaki, Kage2398, MillerxGoose Smut is smexy.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, Kichi Hisaki, Kage2398, MillerxGoose Smut is smexy.

If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Was mostly stolen from my friend Kage2398 xD take that girl-

STORY UPDATE:

SLASHING PENALTY:

my beta is working on the fourth chapter right now. and is hoping to have it done and up by the end of the weekend. So please don't fret if you are reading the story we will update soon.

12/12/08: -still waiting-

AS THE WIND BLOWS:

Story updates:

First chapter done will work on second here really soon.

Main Characters:

KORAY: 6'0" and around 155 lbs. He is lanky, with lean muscles, his golden/brown hair goes down pass his light brown eyes. His skin is slightly tan, not much though. And he loves to play hockey, hoping that one day he can play hockey as well.

BLAIR: 5'11" and around 135 lbs. He is very open with his gayness, but at times he will keep it to himself. And not mean to, his dark brown hair, he spikes up all the time, and he has dark brown eyes. He to will play hockey when he wants to.