'Kay, my profile picture? It's a Savannah cat. They're from Africa and are bred from the African wild serval cat; they're extremely rare and very energetic and a lot like the original wild servals. They are so wild that in many states they are actually illegal. The irony, huh?

UUUPPPPDAATE!!

Wheeeeeee!! Hey, I'm just along for the ride, people. I swear my pencil/fingers move all by themselves! I don't do a thing! Really! I promise! It's all a cleverly disguised ruse to get you to read everything they're typing! Run people run!! RUN ALREADY!! RUN!! No wait! Don't listen! This is a ruse too! Muahahahahahaha...wait for it...wait for it...I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR IT!!...teehee~! keep waiting!...wait...and...nope, keep waiting...HA!!

See, no one EVER suspects the fingers. Just like no one suspects me (unless they know me) when I put on my little-girl-lost face! Teehee~! And, no one ever looks up either!! Erm, lots and lots of people die that way. And I mean, LOTS. Teehee~!

I'm kinda creeping myself out right now...

AAAANNNNYYYWAY!!

Now, this, my dears, is a disclaimer. THE STORIES OF MINE THAT ARE POSTED UPON THIS HERE WEBSITE MAY OR MAY NOT BE UPDATED WITHIN A TIME PERIOD OF...well...A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME.

Fictionpress stories, in my book, no pun intended (cause puns are lame and people who say them should have their skin grated off with sandpaper over an open roasting pit or possibly a lake filled with electric eels and pirahnas and really, really, really hungry great white sharks), are not top priority. The stories I post on Fictionpress are the ones that I either don't really want to or don't think could be published. Therefore, my stories which I think have potential in life cough, are not posted on Fictionpress. Therefore I shall probably write in those more often. Therefore I will not be updating my Fictionpress stories terribly often. See how this whole thing works?

Moving on. If you're lost, screw you. And no, that was not an offer.

Now.

These are my stories on Fictionpress:

Lake of Ashen
La Llorona (which is a oneshot)
Thorns' Blossoms
The Unconventional Dog Tags (oneshot)
Jaelle (random essay for school, oneshot)
The Rules (sort of a oneshot)

And these are my other stories:

Black Moon
BeautifulDeadly
Kadence of the Jakraeli
Rune

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back and watch everyone wonder how the heck you did it.

- Unknown

Irishman half drunk, Englishman fed, Scotsman hungry--that's when they are at their best.

- Irish proverb

And for those who may or may not be wondering...Yes. I am indeed actually part Irish. Makes sense, doesn't it? Though I can honestly say I've never been half-drunk. Well, no...okay, maybe once.