Hey guys! There isn't much to say about me. I'm a junior anthropology major, and I like to spend my time bumming around and being a waste of oxygen, preferably while indulging in vodka. I can identify the gender and approximate age of human skeletons. I drink heinous quantities of caffeine. Also, I draw occasionally, so if you're interested in that type of thing you can find my Deviant Art account under my homepage link.

All of my stories are either fantasy or science fiction, but I loathe genre stereotypes, so you aren't going to see any wizards or spaceships or animal familiars in my writing. Outskirts and The Queen's Stakes contain zombies and dragons, respectively. Don't let that scare you away! They probably aren't what you're expecting. That said, I'm still relatively new to creating actual stories - Outskirts is the longest thing I've ever written - so I SERIOUSLY appreciate feedback. I love reviews of all shapes and sizes. Lately I've found myself focusing mainly on Beyond the Woods, which is a fairy tale that takes place in autumn and involves superstition and wandering fools and spirits in the Woods. My avatar is part of an illustration for this story - the whole piece is on DA.

If you feel the urgent need to contact me for any reason, I'm best reached via AIM (screenname hello dirigibles). I enjoy receiving alarming instant messages from complete strangers, so don't be shy.