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since: 04-28-01, id: 64003
country: United States
Author has written 15 stories for General, Humor, General, Essay, Biography, Play, and Supernatural.
im a 25 year old female, 5th year college student, and an english major with an emphasis in creative writing. go figure. i could probably minor in history if i felt like it at this point.

i like anime. top five, in no particular order: rurouni kenshin, saiyuki, orphen, wolf's rain, and samurai deeper kyo. i like reading. i like writing. i like my job, for the most part.

i dont like passive aggressive people. i dont like drunks. i dont like drug addicts. i dont like bastards.

here's a few cool quotes:

"make mad the guilty and appall the free." Hamlet

"he raised a sigh so piteous and so profound that it did seem to shatter all his bulk and end his being." Ophelia, Hamlet

"There is no horror in this world that is without final redemption." Armand, from Anne Rice's The Vampire Armand

"Abandon hope, all ye who enter here." The Inferno, Dante

"Take from me, what I am, and it'll be the last thing you'll do." Last, by Gravity Kills

"free of everything, you are bound by nothing." or "muichimotsu." buddhism (literally "hold nothing" in japanese)

"I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck." me, tiny rant

"Tu padre tiene mucho pelo es su pinga."

You'll have to ask me what that last one means if you don't speak spanish. Read and review everything, or i will have my vengeance.

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1. Going Down the Road »
A young man struggles with mental illness as his friend tries to help. first draft and revision notes included. final project for class. Semi-authobiographical.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-08
2. My Job Book 2 » reviews
Continuing the stories of working at a bookstore. Holy criminy, an update! The Great Honey Incident of '07, the bubby grabber, and the one armed bible man.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,539 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 7-30-04
3. With Interest
Loosely based on actual events. Written for a class. A guy working in a bookstore encounters the stereotypical stalker. Ends not so stereotypically. Rating for language. Please R&R!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-5-07
4. A Super Brief History of the English Language reviews
yet another one of my school writings. take a look see and tell me if you've learned anything. or whatever.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 5-17-07
5. Aum and the Tokyo Subway Sarin Gas Attack
something i wrote for a terrorism class last year. i debated putting it here, but what the hell. knowledge for all! the title is pretty self explanatory, i think.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 5-17-07
6. Double Entendre reviews
Ever wonder what double entendre is? Wonder no more with my handy guide and examples of this often hilarious device. Maybe I need to write a guide to sarcasm...
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
7. Nameless
Rating for language and violence. A vampire in the future meets a woman with a grudge. Written for school so please R&R! Probably a oneshot
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 2-1-06
8. A Tale of Two Bunnies reviews
Two bunnies embark on a magical quest. A roundrobin written by myself and 3 others when we were 17. Brought on by glue sniffing and crack smoking.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-05 - Published: 3-10-05
9. My Job Book 1 » reviews
Stories of working at a bookstore. An 8 year old thief, condescending men is that redundant and a mass exodus. All right, everybody out, this ship is sinkin! This is it for book 1. Ran out of room on the disk. Book 2 up shortly. Hopefully.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,523 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 6-17-04 - Published: 3-3-03
10. My Life » reviews
I'm debating whether this should be rated R. Anyways, just general events in my life that are cool enough to be put to paper. I spend some time with the rest of my dysfunctional family, and anime rocks my...well, you know. On hold indefinitely.
Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-16-03 - Published: 7-20-03
11. Beginner's Luck reviews
Just some garbage I wrote for class. It was kinda funny, so I figured what the hell. Three guys get together to play Twister, and it doesn't end up dirty, jerks!
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03
12. Tiny Rant reviews
Hopefully, this is just a one time thing. I don't do well outside of the humor genre. Anyways, my thoughts on some of the goings on around
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-17-03 - Published: 8-17-03
13. Cemetery reviews
Yet another one of my school writings. This one's much more serious than what I usually do. Incomplete. A psychopath gets hold of a key, while killing anyone who gets in her way. On hold indefinitely.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-14-02 - Published: 10-14-02
14. That Big Poker Table reviews
Dont blame me for this! Its all UWM my college! I swear I wasnt hitting the crack rock when I wrote this!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-30-02 - Published: 9-30-02
15. Ode to Ms Prost reviews
A rather long poem about my 12th grade english teacher. Didn't like her much...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-29-01 - Published: 4-29-01
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