Sooo, incase anyones actually reading this, Ill just take a few moments to clarify the mystery of my identity. I am a thirteen year old girl (not a wonky 50 year old pervert pretending to be one) and I was born and raised in Berlin, Germany. I am exceedingly eloquent, if I may say so myself, and rather precocious. My interests are reading, writing, music (mainly alternative), spending time with friends and eating sushi.

As for my writing itself, it should be pretty much self explanatory.

Goodbye, O my brothers, thine innate wonkyness never doth cease to enthrall me.