Author has written 3 stories for General, Fantasy, and Fantasy.
"Why on earth would I think about purple cows?" Rosie says, nose scrunching. "What's that got to do with anything? Purple cows? I mean...WTF, mate? Would they make grape-flavored milk? What did they do, feed it artifical grape flavoring with some red 11 and blue 4? Or some weird...eggplant-flavored milk? I hate eggplant!"
But Laguna only smiles, playing with my hair. Rosaline stares at him with that confused look. A handful of seconds go by before I can almost hear the "twang!" sound effect as Rosaline's eyebrows shoot up and his jaw drops. He then slowly and quietly says, "Oh my god, purple cows." from: My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki
"When Life gives you lemons...punch Life in the face" --Death
"Don't knock on Death's door...ring the doorbell and run...he hates that." --Life
"Believe in what you don't believe in and don't believe in what you believe in." --"How to Stay Insane"
Speaking of Laguna, I think back on his 'present' at lunch and want to call him again. See what he's doing. Possibly get my kissing fix...heh, that's more of a guarantee, he isn't exactly depriving me of kisses. Can't keep himself from at least sneaking a peck. Oh he is so freaking awesome. Why couldn't my other boyfriends be like him? Sexy accent, hot, courteous, gentlemanly, sexy accent, eye candy, sexy accent...okay, okay, I have a thing for his voice. It's amazing what a person who is so used to rolling their r's can do with their tongue. from: My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki
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