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| Jem the writer |
Author has written 23 stories for Romance, Life, Love, Humor, and Fantasy. " 'Come to the edge,' He said. They said, 'We are afraid.' 'Come to the edge,' He said. They came. He pushed them...and they flew." - Quote by Guillaume Apollinaire If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. ~JEM~ WRITER.. ..ARTIST DREAMER.. Scrubs (Yes ... every word links to an awesome scene from various seasons of scrubs. The exclamation point is my favourite one.) Cox-isms “Davey Boy, I promise you, we’re gonna find you a kidney. I would swear on my father’s grave, but whenever I go there I end up dancing on it.” “Look at the bright side. He’s like the daughter you never had, only gay and unsuccessful.” “Everyone, this is my sister, Paige. Paige, I’d like you to meet random people I don’t care about.” “Bobby, lately I’ve noticed you don’t listen to a single word people say, so my reply to your question is I think you’re the world’s biggest jackass and I look forward to your death.” “Slap yourself very hard in the face, then leave.” “That young man has killed so many patients, I’m starting to think he just might be a government operative." “Oh, stop it. Why would I steal your moment? Except for maybe because payback is a bitch.” “That’s so funny. I have an uncle named Stop Bothering Me.” “I can’t imagine anything I care less about.” “Who in God’s name wants to hear that every day?! “Good morning.” In the immortal words of Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now.” I shall now leave you to ponder on Dr Cox's words ... and review. Of course. Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, | |||||||
1. You'll Never Know reviewsSometimes we hide our pain from the people we love, just so they'll never know we're hurting...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-10 - Complete2. Runaway RetardIf I didn't have somewhere much, much more important to be I would have had more patience with the imbeciles wedding I had crashed." Today is not Ava's day. But then again ... when was it ever?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Published: 7-23-10 - Complete3. All About Love reviewsLove: It's about never wanting to let go, for fear that you'll disappear.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-10 - Complete4. Little Girl Freed reviewsA mysterious forest, King Nebuchadnezzar, a shape shifter. Wait, what? -"You're a tree," she said. "Oh, no. I knew I would start hallucinating. I always do when I'm upset."Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete5. The Cynic and the Stalker reviewsWho would have thought a simple trip to a café would turn the world's biggest Valentines Day cynic into something quite the opposite? Why, a charming stalker of course!Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-10 - Complete6. Give Me A Sign » reviewsIt's quite a shock for Anna when Tyrell suddenly starts chasing after her. Well, they always said Love was strange, but somehow, Anna can't help but feel it is a little too strange ... Never in her wildest dreams would she have guessed how strange.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 12-18-09 - Complete7. Raindrops reviewsEvery single raindrop ... a painful reminder of you.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-098. Why Would You? » reviewsLove is stupid. That was practically a mantra of my life. Then why, suddenly, is it falling apart upon the arrival of a very cute - did I just say that - guy?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-14-09 - Published: 7-17-099. Falling Short reviewsTo be or not to be" ... To resist tempation, or give in? That is my question.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-0910. If You Loved Me reviewsThe crisp autumn leaves, falling one by one, as did my hopes for you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete11. Triggers reviewsMemories and what wasPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete12. Nothing Short of a Miracle » reviewsIt was love at first sight, but maybe he hasn't realized that yet seeing as how I ran out of the room crying.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-14-09 - Published: 4-7-09 - Complete13. Time goes on reviewsRipples spread, petals fall.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-09 - Complete14. Teardrops reviewsAs you walk awayPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete15. Alone Again reviewsKisses and sweet nothings. Meaning what? You're not here.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-0916. Where the Heart Is » reviewsA year in Croatia with conflicting emotions, feelings, family and binding friendship ... PERMANENT HIATUSFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 1-13-0917. Crumpled Tissues reviewsMemories long gone ...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-09 - Complete18. Forever reviewsDon't leave me"Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-0919. White Roses reviewsAll that there is left of you; white rosesPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete20. Him reviewsThe magic of love ...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-26-08 - Complete21. Underneath the mistletoe » reviewsI saw the misteltoe hanging oh-so-innocently on the ceiling. Right before ...Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete22. Lies, It's all been lies reviewsA poem about lost trustPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete23. The Unexpected reviewsGetting over injuries. Moving on. Finding solace in friends. And of course, the unexpected ...Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-5-08 - Complete
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