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since: 12-04-08, id: 642229, Profile Updated: 08-18-09
country: United States
Author has written 14 stories for Life, Song, Friendship, Supernatural, Love, Action, General, and Haiku.

I am 15(FINALLY!).I LOVE video games.

Height:Long story short... well short.

Hair: my natural hair color is a bit of a darkened hazel color--the shell not the actual nut--although I have recently dyed it black. I have full on curls.
Eyes:My eyes (much like my friend Kiki idiot-on-a-stick) change a lot. Often they are a honey brown sometimes a honey gold, other times they are multi-colored. Once they were even yellow. oO
Apparel:I normally wear black with a few splashes of either white or blue. I LOVE jeans -they are SO comfy- again usually black. My favorite shirt is black with some areas white giving a partial figure of a bear. My favorite shirt that is NOT black would have to be my blue shirt that has an eagle and five arctic wolves running. Even though I live in Hawaii I can NOT imagine myself wearing shorts and I rarely wear short sleeve shirts. I am a very cold person-lol inside joke.
Hobbies: I LOVE to swim (in a pool, I am not much of a beach person). I CAN be a major video game freak but lately I've just been on the computer. I am a MEGA reader! If given the time I can finish a thick book fairly quickly. It is rather obvious (if you have read some of my work anyways) that I write poetry for a hobby. I know this next one may seem a bit out of it so just brace yourself a bit. I like messing around with weaponry. Not that dishonorable horrid excuse for a weapon category called artillery (unless you count bow and arrows). I am talking 'bout REAL weapons like a bo staff or blades or even a whip... okay that sounded a bit kinky. Forget i said that. ANYWAYS, I love studying mythology and cryptozoology-if you don't know what that is look it up on reference.com.

I am a tad bit eccentric but then again compared to most of my friends I am just weird. Just because they are crazier than me doesn't mean they are weirder!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I have two dogs- easily called the little brat and the big baby.

I enjoy drawing and writing whenever I'm not with my friends or
being hounded by my slave-driver mom. I am mostly a poet but I am trying to put together a story.

Apparently my nickname is officially chipmunk. If you've read the profile of kiki idiot-on-a-stick this should sound familiar.

It is because of her you are reading my stories and poems.

Here is a quote from my friend Harlee

'SHUT DA FUCK UP SO I CAN HEAR THE VOICES!'

that was an original quote by Harlee..

And most importantly of all... PEACHES ARE AWESOME!!

P.S. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea, Elizabeth, Harlee, Taylor.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really random, put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

Random hyper teenagers of the world, unite! If you are hyper, random, or just feel like copying and pasting something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (well, almost no social life in my case...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm LITHUANIAN so I MUST be old-fashioned and stupid
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Thank you Wagnerlover777 for these stereotypes.

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1. Nameless reviews
Don't know what to say. I wrote this along with another poem one night when I was up late. Neither of them are complete. Well, here's the shorter one. Feel free to suggest a title. This might end up being drabbles of incomplete poems...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-21-09 - Published: 10-21-09
2. Beginning of Clarity » reviews
This story in general is about what happens after death and trying to find others and the -unexpected- adventures of what happens after you pass on.That is all I can really say for now, but believe me the chapters are going to be getting longer and better
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 1-12-09
3. Mystic Intent reviews
...Not far ahead enough in the plot to give an adequate summary...please read though...
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 6-3-09
4. Descend reviews
Not much to say just a haiku I made 'cause I really wanted to use a particular word. Read and Review. That's pretty much all I have to say.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 3-5-09
5. End it? reviews
This is by far my most twisted poems yet read to find out. If you read then REVIEW! You don't even need to like it to review or be logged in.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 2-21-09
6. I wonder reviews
Not much to say other than it being really short. Still shows real emotions just like all my other poems. Please read and review.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 2-11-09
7. Character profiles of a story that will never be » reviews
These are chartacter profiles of a story that i ment to post a while ago I unfortunately lost most of the profiles so if i feel like it i will rewrite them and post them I have a dark and light elemental theme. I do not plan on writing the story anymore.
Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 2-11-09
8. Crazy inside reviews
My emotions for someone. My second love poem. Read and review please
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 1-30-09
9. Stuck reviews
Feelings i never planned to have. My third love poem. Read and review please.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 1-30-09
10. Can't Be Saved » reviews
This is yet another poem by me. This is rather short but has an easily seen and meaningful message.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 1-14-09
11. Hidden Love reviews
This is a very tough one for me. It is my first poem to do with love AS A CATEGORY! I apologize for the brief summary.Please review now.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 1-19-09
12. Follow reviews
This is a poem I wrote about two years ago.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 12-8-08
13. Control reviews
This is a poem I wrote quite a while back. again contains plenty contempt and anger
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 12-8-08
14. Joy and Glee reviews
This is a song/poem. And despite the title this is NOT one of those 'happy sappy' songs. It is actually very sorrowful and angry.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 12-8-08
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