My name is Alejandra duh! But i have a middlename which is Lizbeth, so you can call me that too.(; If these two are too long(or boring)! you can call me things like Ale, Liz, balleh, ale-balle, Lizzy and the list goes on... Just forget.. YOU and only you(Even there is MANY "YOU and only you"rs) can call me whatever you like... Well not everything... Most thing!
My age is MY little (dirty:b)secret... Lets just say im underage for drinking...;)
Anything you want to know then just ASK!
Now to my favorites qoutes!(I have a LOT of favorite qoutes.)
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
"There is no relationship in life that comes with the promise of zero pain." -Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Eyes of the Want
"Why is it what you don't have so much easier to see than what you do have?" -Wendelin Van Draanen, Runaway
"Life is long and goes quickly." -Victoria Hanley, The Seer and the Sword
"The wisest mind has something yet to learn." -George Santayana
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows." -Helen Keller
"You must do the thing you think you cannot do." -Eleanor Roosevlet
"But why is the rum gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow. Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." -William Congreve
"And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln
"Without friends I'd be a coward." -Bryn. Victoria Hanley, The Light of the Oracle
"'Twilight, again,' he murmured. 'Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.'" -Edward. Stephenie Meyer, Twilight
"Sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are." -Calvin. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes.
"You aren't here to change the world; you're here to change yourself." -Grandad. Douglas Wood, Grandad's Prayers of the Earth
"Perhaps there could be no joy on this planet without an equal weight of pain to balance it out on some unknown scale." -Wanda. Stephenie Meyer, The Host
"Save the cheerleader, save the world." -Hiro Nakamura. Heroes.
"Are you going to eat it?"
"The only thing more terrifying than blindness, is being the only one who can see." -I'll figure out her name eventually. Blindness
"It is the universe that makes fun of us all."
"That's what the newspaper said."
"Some men just want to watch the world burn." -Alfred Pennyworth. The Dark Knight
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." -The Joker. The Dark Knight
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent. The Dark Knight
"Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all the good times because of them?" -Phoebe Banks. Enchanted
"You killed the bishop.
Curiousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
Join the dark side... We have free cookies.
When life gives you lemons...squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes!
Silence is Golden, but duck tape is silver.
"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
"My mind wandered off and never came back"
"The voices in my head say you have issues"
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
The chipmunks told me to do it.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm perfect!
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"
"They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Tell the truth and run.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."
"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
"Love at first sight" is just another way to say "I'm stupid and desperate."
Everyone has photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
If guys had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"How many of those fork-thingies do you HAVE?"
"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass."
Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
Go away or I will stuff you up that vending machine!!
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
"If you're looking at a guy, you're blind to all his flaws, but when it's you you're looking at, flaws is all you see."
"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys." (So true.)
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Once you go fangirl you can never go back.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!
A good friend will comfort you when your boyfriend breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman."
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright."
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back."
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Some Random things..
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a proud Roxas fangirl, copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed randomly while watching a movie at a part that wasn't funny copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)
If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ever ran into a poll, Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
30 of kids go to college/uni. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college/uni put this on your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.(My mom did that when she was 14! her life was way too out of control no one deserves that!)
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I and the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treated me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you ever looked at one of your family member and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile. (At least, I THINK he was a family member...xD)
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, Bexmar, A.Lizbeth.E.A.
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