yes, well this is my profile. quaint, no?

i'm currently a slash whore, but you wouldn't be able to tell from my favorites. those are from my hetero days. if you want to read the slash and stuff i've got hoarded up in my little cave, feel free to check the c2. it's mostly for my own use, but if i can help you in your mission to fantasize (ahem. i meant educate yourself) about guys playing with sausages and subsequently bursting into tears, then hell, why not?

also, in case you didn't notice, i posted a story! :D
well actually i kind of hate it. not the whole plot and things, those i love, but i wish i hadn't been in such a rush and just posted once i finished enough to be deemed a chapter. or in this case, shitter.

gonna work on editing and getting the second chapter done, even if it (quite possibly) kills me.