Hi.!.

My name is Paola (pronounced Pah-oh-la for all you Aussie subs that like to call me Pay-o-la :P)

I'm 15, turning 16 in January 2010.

I LOVE reading stories on fictionpress and i am NOT just saying that, I literally put my fp favourites on my phone .

I fall asleep with the radio on and either a book in hand or phone in hand.

I live in Australia so can someone please tell me what a freshman,sophomore and junior are in Aussie school system AKA yr 10.?.

As my pen name says i am a true blue Hopeless Romantic so if you have any good romance stories, pass em down to me LOL.

I laugh a lot. Even when im nervous.

I am an oxymoron, a walking contradiction or whatever else you would like to call me.

I can be loud and friendly but put me in an uncomfortable situation with people i don't know, i become shy and quiet.

True facts-

1)Plagiarism pisses me off. Seriously you want credit for something? Make it yourself, imagine that if all this credit feels good how great would it feel to know that YOU did it and that your not stealing it from somebody else.?.

2) I have a very jumpy nervous system, loud sudden noises may cause heart palpitations

3) I have a personal jolt machine who goes by the name of Daniel. He gets a kick out of scaring the shit out of me. I swear I'm gonna die young n on my tombstone will be cause of death-scared shitless by Daniel.

4) I love lemons LOL (not the fruit) and don't look at me like that, im a teenager remember, hormones are crazy so i think i'd rather read bout it then actually do the deed at this point in time thankyou very much.!.

5) Left handed, you can't believe how problematic it can be and apparantly my life span has been shorten by 10 years because of it.!.

6)I'm a full blooded italiana- Calobrese and a lil bit Sicilian

7) Love alternative music such as Breaking Benjamin, The Spill Canvas, Dance Gavin Dance.

8) Backstreet boys will always be a good source of memories.

9)Have 4 besties- Anastasia, Laura, Lorraine and Nabil

10) Have a lot of favourite numbers.

So now that you have read some trivial pieces of information about myself I'll let you in on a secret, I'm more a reader than a writer BUT i will try to post a few poems or maybe stories on in the future. Having said that i make no promises, I'm in year 10 and juggling reading and studying for SC is hard enough.

So now feel free to go and check out my favourites for some madass stories. Plus if you feel like it there is even one article written by me called Plagiarism! which shows my views on the destruction of this wonderful site and it's brillantly talented authors. Even if you don't read everyday articles, read this one, at most it will take you 5 mins amd that's including a toilet break. :P

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have the perfect figure.

I READ so I MUST be a geek.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I CURSE, so I must be UNCIVILIZED.

I DON'T NEED a boyfriend,so I must be a lesbian.

I have a big butt, so I must think I am all that.

I have an hourglass figure, so I must go on diets.

I am chubby so I MUST be lazy and not try to lose weight.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Someone should sue disney for making every little girl believe shes found her prince charming.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask myself, “Is life multiple choose questions or true or false questions?” and then a voice inside my head says, “We hate to tell you this, but life’s a 1,000 word essay.

If YoU DoN't put A tiTle on your peronalityexcept for UNIQUE...Copy and paste this on your profile

If a l l you hear from p e o p l e is the words BLAH BLAH BLAH-copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever had a GiGgLiNg FiT for No REASON, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Abortion

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

31ST August 2009-

Thinking of writing a story. Had a great idea yesterday but you can guess that today it is out the door LOL. All I know is, it's gonna be a LOOOONG time before i ever publish a full story on here. Sure I'll do poetry and rants but stories...not my most strong point. I love reading them however.

Anywaii, falling aslep at the desk better go to bed now. Ciaooo xoxox mwa

Thats all for now thanks. Happy reading. Ciao bambini.!.