A Little Less Than Dust
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since: 12-11-08, id: 643199, Profile Updated: 09-23-11
country: USA
Author has written 46 stories for Family, Life, Love, General, Fantasy, Work, Romance, and Nature.

Trying to rise from the dead but six feet is, in fact,

pretty far down.

Damn you Scott Stapp and your creed.


1. A Brat's Soliloquies on the Week's End »
Pretty much lose the will to live every time I come on here but...gotta keep trying.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 236 - Published: 9-26-11
2. Akita of the Mountain
A poem about topography and a dog. A total scream, I'd say. Inspired by a random picture on a wallpaper site.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 9-23-11 - Complete
3. Laundry Day
I've about given up on this website, and poetry in general, so this is here just for giggles I suppose. Not actually about laundry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Published: 9-23-11 - Complete
4. Of the Mind reviews
...the seven hells of the poetic. I am going to be a Review Strumpet for this poem 'cause having not written anything creative in over 9000 years I'd appreciate ANY words at all...even if it's just "WTF IZ THIS CRAP," or etc. This was written for a class.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-8-11 - Complete
5. Would I Ever? reviews
I've written better poems. Poetry of this sort isn't really my cup of tea, but sometimes we have to struggle through the leaves in order to see the sun. Okay, the lackadaisical quality of that metaphor sorta represents the quality of this poem. Meow.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-11 - Complete
6. Rapiamus Tempore reviews
Call me on and on, across the human verse...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-11 - Complete
7. Shot Through the Heart reviews
...but who's to blame? This is my first fiction-ish piece on this website, so if you criticize I'd appreciate some civility in doing so. I need some opinions on this because I've been told to consider submitting it for a school award.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete
8. Hail to Conceit reviews
An alternative take on the title of "Millionaire Matchmaker."
Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete
9. Criminal Profiling reviews
Our lady who art in delusion, a female canine be thy name...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-11 - Complete
10. A Charlie Brown Epiphany
This is a tribute to my Mama this Christmas. Feel free to rip it to shreds in your review. I know it leaves a LOT to be desired, but I haven't written much lately and would appreciate feedback for improvement. I'll return the favor if you review.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 12-25-10 - Complete
11. The Wind that Blows the Wheel reviews
Perhaps the most terrifying poem I've ever written. If you don't get the literary reference in the title, then you fail at life. Indeed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-10 - Complete
12. Tiny Mirror
Why is my reflection someone I don't know...after seventeen long years of life?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 12-23-10 - Complete
13. Plea to a Stranger reviews
...exactly what it says. Kinda creepeeee, I'll warn ya.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete
14. Rain reviews
...a loving tribute to everyone's favorite form of precipitation...NOOOTTTTT!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
15. Crystallophobia reviews
...fear of glass.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-09 - Complete
16. Eeyore reviews
a very, very sad poem. thought-provoking, though...perhapsssss, precious...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-09 - Complete
17. Choke reviews
instructions on curing hydrophobia.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-09 - Complete
18. China Shop reviews
not really about China.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-09 - Complete
19. Dirty Laundry reviews
An addict's requiem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-09 - Complete
20. White Slipping reviews
Make sure you've put the condom on right before reading this poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-09 - Complete
21. The Bakery reviews
A poem all about dirty, sexy...CAKE! WARNING: Femslash!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete
22. The Trouble With Being a Gardener reviews
...is, well, read the poem to find out :
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete
23. Kitchen Nightmares reviews
She was never fond of her personal Gordon Ramsay...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete
24. Slow Kissing in a Burning World reviews
This poem is not cute.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete
25. Mambo No 25 reviews
There's nothing sadder than a jaded romance : ...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-09 - Complete
26. Equus Humanus reviews
...in which horses and sexual healing go hand in hand...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-09 - Complete
27. My Knight reviews
His shining armor now gleams with blood...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-09 - Complete
28. Awaken, Thee reviews
A cute little ditty about the craziness of growin' up...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-09 - Complete
29. In Bloom reviews
She's the one, who likes all his pretty...well, she likes his pretty everything. WARNING this is poem is actually HAPPY! Oh my goodness...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete
30. Slaughterhouse '09 reviews
This one may make you turn vegetarian...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete
31. His Revolver reviews
A very naughty poem with very sensual metaphors. Could be considered a sequel to two of my other poems, "The Deer Hunter," and "The Fawn." Rated M JUST to be safe :
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete
32. I Saw reviews
A scathing social commentary...LOL!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete
33. The Poet's Blade reviews
This one'll make you think a little...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete
34. My Teeth reviews
No one likes the dentist, am I right! Note, this poem is NOT actually about the dentist.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete
35. Porcelain Lovers reviews
He was sick of living. She was sick of being bound by the life he left behind. Alas, they both reached a devastating, hardly happy medium. At least, not to the average person. But those possessed by love are seldom average...
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete
36. Open Book reviews
Why is it...that almost no one likes to read anymore?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete
37. Blood on the Cross reviews
A poem about blasphemy on different levels.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete
38. Romanticide reviews
Suicide is painless...but not for the one who loved you more with every beat of your breaking, blackened heart. WARNING: Slash!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete
39. She Seems to Lay reviews
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse ran in fear of the clock...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete
40. The Deer Hunter reviews
He wasn't paralyzed, but he seemed to be struck by her...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete
41. I Fought reviews
a very sad poem about an even sadder subject.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete
42. iCry reviews
Apple's latest release. Known to break very easily; thus can be bought with nothing but your honesty and your love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete
43. Poison Apple reviews
a rotten tree bears no healthy fruit...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete
44. The Emo in Winter reviews
a brief bout with a knife cut him...just a little too hard.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete
45. Midnight Blue reviews
i'm sick of floating, lost here, in the black...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete
46. Out of Tune reviews
love is like a song, even the best one has to end...this is a sad little ditty about the tragedy of, well, you will see...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete