|Jumping Jack Flash|
Author has written 27 stories for Fantasy, Supernatural, Western, Horror, Fable, Sci-Fi, Romance, Essay, General, and Humor.
The Copyright Tango: All these stories are copyright Jesse Hajicek. You cannot pretend they are copyright you. I will kick your ass with lawyers. BUT. I hereby, officially, with trumpet-blowing and banners, authorize and allow the use of my characters and settings for fanfic/fanart/mockery/general goofing, IF the derivative work is labeled as such, and credits me for the original. Fire at will!
I'm a grownup.
I'm a guy.
I'm not a big fat flaming faggot; I'm THE big fat flaming faggot.
I'm not a gumball machine. You don't put a 'squee' in the slot and get a chapter out. I write when I feel like it. Fortunately, I feel like it a lot.
I love constructive criticism. My ego is not fragile. I won't burst into tears if you point out an opportunity for improvement.
I smoke, drink, and scratch myself in public.
I'm the goddamn Batman.
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