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| Jumping Jack Flash |
Author has written 27 stories for Fantasy, Supernatural, Western, Horror, Fable, Sci-Fi, Romance, Essay, General, and Humor. The Copyright Tango: All these stories are copyright Jesse Hajicek. You cannot pretend they are copyright you. I will kick your ass with lawyers. BUT. I hereby, officially, with trumpet-blowing and banners, authorize and allow the use of my characters and settings for fanfic/fanart/mockery/general goofing, IF the derivative work is labeled as such, and credits me for the original. Fire at will! About me: I'm a grownup. I'm a guy. I'm not a big fat flaming faggot; I'm THE big fat flaming faggot. I'm not a gumball machine. You don't put a 'squee' in the slot and get a chapter out. I write when I feel like it. Fortunately, I feel like it a lot. I love constructive criticism. My ego is not fragile. I won't burst into tears if you point out an opportunity for improvement. I smoke, drink, and scratch myself in public. I'm the goddamn Batman. CURRENT STATUS: My mailer died, and I have no way to import old messages into the new mailer. If you sent me a PM that wants a reply, you'll have to resend it, I'm afraid. Sorry for the inconvenience. | |||||||
1. Jack Saturday Can't Fail » reviewsIt's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 12-16-082. Kastor Chronicles 3: Brothers in Arms » reviewsPowerful forces are moving, and Kastor is in the perfect position to get himself squashed. Rated T for the usual four-letter words and grevious bodily harm. Slash, of course; this is Kas we're talking about.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-21-11 - Published: 2-7-093. Helix » reviewsDr. Sebastian 'Bash' Ryan has enough on his plate leading the Helix 4 storm study without some adrenaline junkie trying to get himself tornadoed to death. And to make it worse, the troublemaker is just his type... Slash; M for language and sexFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 2-11-114. If You Can't Take the Heat reviewsScott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-28-10 - Complete5. Hench! » reviewsEver wonder what the supervillain game looks like from the henchmen's perspective? It looks like a fist suddenly getting very big, and then you're wandering in the street trying to remember your name. Shoe and Rocket have had about enough of that crap.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-9-10 - Published: 11-4-106. The West Canal reviewsWhen gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-30-10 - Complete7. Thursday Afternoon reviewsNicky and Joey one-shot. Nicky is the luckiest evil genius in the world. Joey requires his own jar of peanut butter. Slash. M for explicit sex.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-4-09 - Complete8. Metanoia: Everyone's a Junkie reviewsMetanoia side story: even for a hit man, love is the most dangerous game of all. M for sleazy sex and ugly violence - this is NOT a feel-good story, guys.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-09 - Complete9. Metanoia: Watch the Carpet reviewsMetanoia side story: Valentine's Day, Milo and Star style. T for language, sex, and implied violence.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-09 - Complete10. Just Drive the Car » reviewsItalian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete11. May's Ranch » reviewsZeke Moss is a sucker for handsome young men. Out here on the frontier, being a sucker can get a fellow killed. Slash; T for some language, non-explicit sex and violence.Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,134 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 12-17-0812. Metanoia: Letters to River reviewsThe only person Star can confide in is the brother he left behind. But maybe things won't always be that way. T for language, some slashy elements.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-09 - Complete13. Metanoia 3: Snow reviewsEven when you're homeless, sometimes things are pretty good. Slash; T for language and gritty realism. Third of three, but can stand alone.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete14. Metanoia 2: Temper reviewsStar has some anger issues. Jaime has seen this crap before. Slash; T for language and gritty realism. Second of three, but can stand alone.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete15. Metanoia 1: Fourteen reviewsStar came to the big city looking for freedom, and he'll do whatever it takes to keep it. Jaime didn't get a choice. Slash; T for language and gritty realism. First of three, but can stand alone.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete16. A Trinket Changes Hands reviewsA little bit of backstory on Kastor and Mikah from the Kastor Chronicles.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete17. How To Write Slash Like A Kid reviewsTired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 136 - Published: 2-8-09 - Complete18. Henry and the Shadow reviewsA life, defined by negative space. Slash, T for language.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-4-09 - Complete19. The Boy Who Stole Midnight reviewsIn a city under siege, a boy who lives in a clock tower has an unexpected run-in with responsibility.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete20. The God Eaters » reviewsThe tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,952 - Reviews: 136 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete21. Fugue for Water and Telephone reviewsA dream at the end of winter.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete22. Starhands, A Fairytale reviewsA poet has to work surprisingly hard to give away his soul.Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete23. Good Night, Claire reviewsAcceptance is the strangest stage.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete24. Zachary reviewsAll Cynthia's logical detachment can't keep her from being drawn into Zachary's web of weirdness. T for language and disturbing images.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete25. Kastor Chronicles 2: The Road Home » reviewsCharis Auberlane knows how to get what he wants, and what he wants is to see his dad. Unfortunately, his 'abduction' could start a war if Kastor doesn't get him back to his mother pretty damn quick. Slash; T for language and violence.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,926 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete26. Kastor Chronicles 1: The Forge of Dawn » reviewsBarbarian swordsman Kastor Auberlane has no problem with this saving-the-world thing; it's putting up with Mikah that's a little hard to take. Slash; T for some language and violence.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,222 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete27. Summerlands » reviewsRescuing an exiled elven prince sets in motion a train of events that engineering student James Carver really doesn't have time for. Slash; M language, sex and violence.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,948 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 12-16-08
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