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since: 12-13-08, id: 643549, Profile Updated: 10-04-09
country: United States
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Author has written 23 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Supernatural, Western, Horror, Fable, Sci-Fi, Essay, and General.

Reviewers please note: If you ask a question in a review, I can only reply to it if you have a Fictionpress account. Otherwise it will simply waft about unanswered, sad-eyed and lost. Poor little question. If you'd like to discuss my stories, rather than simply firing comments into the void, make clicky on the website link above; it leads to an LJ community where my readers congregate to ask questions, post drabbles, and make fun of my hair, among other activities.

The Copyright Tango: All these stories are copyright Jesse Hajicek. You cannot pretend they are copyright you. I will kick your ass with lawyers. BUT. I hereby, officially, with trumpet-blowing and banners, authorize and allow the use of my characters and settings for fanfic/fanart/mockery/general goofing, IF the derivative work is labeled as such, and credits me for the original. Fire at will!

About me:

I'm a grownup.

I'm a guy.

I'm not a big fat flaming faggot; I'm THE big fat flaming faggot.

I'm not a gumball machine. You don't put a 'squee' in the slot and get a chapter out. I write when I feel like it. Fortunately, I feel like it a lot.

I love constructive criticism. My ego is not fragile. I won't burst into tears if you point out an opportunity for improvement.

I smoke, drink, and scratch myself in public.

I'm the goddamn Batman.

CURRENT STATUS: Whee, I won an award! 'The God Eaters' won Best Plot in the Sweet Revolution Awards. Thanks, y'all!

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1. Thursday Afternoon reviews
Nicky and Joey one-shot. Nicky is the luckiest evil genius in the world. Joey requires his own jar of peanut butter. Slash. M for explicit sex.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 10-4-09
2. Metanoia: Everyone's a Junkie reviews
Metanoia side story: even for a hit man, love is the most dangerous game of all. M for sleazy sex and ugly violence -- this is NOT a feel-good story, guys.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 10-4-09
3. Metanoia: Watch the Carpet reviews
Metanoia side story: Valentine's Day, Milo and Star style. T for language, sex, and implied violence.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 10-4-09
4. Just Drive the Car » reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 8-11-09
5. May's Ranch » reviews
Zeke Moss is a sucker for handsome young men. Out here on the frontier, being a sucker can get a fellow killed. Slash; T for some language, non-explicit sex and violence.
Western - Fiction Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,837 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 12-17-08
6. Metanoia: Letters to River reviews
The only person Star can confide in is the brother he left behind. But maybe things won't always be that way. T for language, some slashy elements.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 5-10-09
7. Metanoia 3: Snow reviews
Even when you're homeless, sometimes things are pretty good. Slash; T for language and gritty realism. Third of three, but can stand alone.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 4-28-09
8. Metanoia 2: Temper reviews
Star has some anger issues. Jaime has seen this crap before. Slash; T for language and gritty realism. Second of three, but can stand alone.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 4-28-09
9. Metanoia 1: Fourteen reviews
Star came to the big city looking for freedom, and he'll do whatever it takes to keep it. Jaime didn't get a choice. Slash; T for language and gritty realism. First of three, but can stand alone.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 4-28-09
10. Jack Saturday Can't Fail » reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,524 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 12-16-08
11. A Trinket Changes Hands reviews
A little bit of backstory on Kastor and Mikah from the Kastor Chronicles.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 2-11-09
12. Kastor Chronicles 3 » reviews
Powerful forces are moving, and Kastor is in the perfect position to get himself squashed. Rated T for the usual four-letter words and grevious bodily harm. Slash, of course; this is Kas we're talking about.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 2-7-09
13. How To Write Slash Like A Kid reviews
Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 2-8-09
14. Henry and the Shadow reviews
A life, defined by negative space. Slash, T for language.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 2-4-09
15. The Boy Who Stole Midnight reviews
In a city under siege, a boy who lives in a clock tower has an unexpected run-in with responsibility.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
16. The God Eaters » reviews
The tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,877 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
17. Fugue for Water and Telephone reviews
A dream at the end of winter.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
18. Starhands, A Fairytale reviews
A poet has to work surprisingly hard to give away his soul.
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
19. Good Night, Claire reviews
Acceptance is the strangest stage.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
20. Zachary reviews
All Cynthia's logical detachment can't keep her from being drawn into Zachary's web of weirdness. T for language and disturbing images.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
21. Kastor Chronicles 2: The Road Home » reviews
Charis Auberlane knows how to get what he wants, and what he wants is to see his dad. Unfortunately, his 'abduction' could start a war if Kastor doesn't get him back to his mother pretty damn quick. Slash; T for language and violence.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,705 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
22. Kastor Chronicles 1: The Forge of Dawn » reviews
Barbarian swordsman Kastor Auberlane has no problem with this saving-the-world thing; it's putting up with Mikah that's a little hard to take. Slash; T for some language and violence.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,794 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08
23. Summerlands » reviews
Rescuing an exiled elven prince sets in motion a train of events that engineering student James Carver really doesn't have time for. Slash; M language, sex and violence.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,301 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 12-16-08
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