Saint Sinner

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since	: 12-19-08, id: 644484, Profile Updated: 05-30-11
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Author has written 15 stories for Life, Supernatural, General, Love, Humor, and Romance.

Hello, my name is: Satan.

I am the motherfucking patron saint of all you sinners. You want to find out how that happened? Then read my memoirs. Want to see more of Hell from a few other sets of eyes? Then go meet my friends...

Terror- Terror Inquity Willspawn
The Mysterious Head of R&D- Yamimalik13
Death- MyNameIsDeath

Stories in progress/ possibly coming soon:
-The Memoirs of Satan:
A project in combination with My Name Is Terror based on an epic roleplay of hell we have going.
For some reason the rewrite of this keeps stalling out. How sad. Oh well, I haven't given up on it - not that anyone seems to pay any attention to the poor thing anyway.

- Shark Tank High:
A tragicomedy of sorts. That's basically what high school is, right? It involves gay kids, more swearing than a boat full of sailors, money, the lack thereof, cross-dressing, et cetera.
This puppy stalled on the editing room floor a while back and is being revived as we speak. It should be coming to a post near you in... Actually, the very near future (I think).

-Assorted Series of One-Shots:
I'm still working on 'Prove Me Wrong', if any one cares to know and there really shouldn't be any question on whether I'm working on 'Snapshots' since both existing installments went up a grand total of not more than a few hours ago.

In other news: I actually like beta'ing for people, but currently am between authors who wish to take advantage of that. So... If anyone happens to be looking for a beta reader, please, for the love of God, let me know. Also, if anyone reads any of this and feels the urge to beta for me, I'm totally up for working with a beta reader. Ohhhh... And since I'm here already, if you make with the reading and you love it/ hate it/ think it needs work/ think my head's screwed on backwards and I need help, leave a review saying as much and why, if you don't mind too much. Makes the whole process a bit more rewarding =]

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1. Cars are Crime Scenes
Memories of a less than innocent encounter
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Published: 10-31-11

2. Snapshots »
A series of situations from the view of an observer, all just brief snapshots of lives and relationships. Currently rated for language, heaven only knows what else will pop up eventually, though
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Updated: 5-30-11 - Published: 5-29-11

3. That's enough, isn't it?
Short piece on life and middle of the night phone calls
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Published: 5-29-11 - Complete

4. The Memoirs of Satan » reviews
History and the universe from Satan's point of view - with a twist on everything from the fall to Hell. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows. M - language, blasphemous tendencies, mentions of f/f m/f m/m
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-7-11 - Published: 9-25-09

5. Bury Me in Black
short piece on Halloween from the perspective of something not entirely human
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Published: 12-16-10 - Complete

6. All the Same
Homophobia isn't pretty. It doesn't play nice with others. "Did you think we wouldn't notice?/ Did you think at all?/ Or did you think…/ Think we weren't really people,/ So how we felt didn't really matter after all"
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Published: 12-16-10 - Complete

7. Friday reviews
Mistletoe, loser boyfriends, and mayhem... Rated for language and slight sexuality. Can be taken as hetero or slash - pick your poison
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-10 - Complete

8. On Faith
Quick little one-shot on death and religion.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 8-11-10 - Complete

9. Stop Calling I Don't Want to Think Anymore » reviews
a sequel to "Letters to You". done in the same style, but the recipients will be constantly changing as will the subjects
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-13-10 - Published: 1-6-10 - Complete

10. Backlit Black Moods reviews
Black moods on the backburner, Bring it forth with a word or a memory, And down the rabbit hole we go...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-10 - Complete

11. Give 'Em Hell, Kid
Sometimes disasterous beginnings can lead to pretty cool ends. One-shot. Hint of femmeslash at the very end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Published: 5-11-10 - Complete

12. Letters That I'll Never Send To You » reviews
A series of letters following two friends who've danced around maybe being more for years... rated for later letters/ language/ femslashtastic tendencies
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete

13. Eyes painted black
eyes full of sadness whispered that this was the last time...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete

14. Another nail in a coffin reviews
losing faith in someone never hurt so badly
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete

15. In my mind, it is always Halloween
all the things we go through in life.. warning: brief mentions of cutting and death
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete